Day 3 - The Teaser got Teased

I had the opportunity to work from home this morning so I slept in and didn’t shower until noon. It was a very lazy morning….

Around 10am, I went to the mailbox and found a card from the postman saying they had a package I had to sign for at the main office. I went back to the house, threw on a hat and went to the post office. Fortunately for me, I got in line behind this very cute blonde girl. Unfortunately for me, approach anxiety kicked in because of how I looked - unshaven, old sweats on, old hat and stinky from sex last night. The most I could muster was giving her a smile when we made eye contact. She smiled back and then turned back to face the front of the line. Morale of the story - always be prepared when I go out in public….

In the afternoon, I had to go give a presentation for the executives of a company. The lady that introduced me really bragged me up. She exaggerated my resume to make me sound like I walk in water. And then she told everyone about the car I drive and that I am one of the biggest womanizers in Dallas. Seriously!!!! I was flabbergasted. Fortunately, it went over well. The audience laughed and it actually made my presentation more fun as they were being playful when asking me questions.

After I was done presenting, a Cougar with huge, fake breasts came up to me and was rubbing her boobs on my shoulder as she talked to me. It was very obvious what she was up to. However, I wasn’t that attracted to her so I didn’t do anything about it but flirt back with her.

I then came home and kept up my workout routine by lifting biceps and triceps. Hopefully I can get back into the habit of working out every day.

After my work out, I jumped on the computer and started IMing a girl I used to work with. I started teasing her about how much she must miss me, when she is going to take me out on the town, buy me stuff, etc. because I needed a sugga momma. She was playing back and at the end of the interaction, told me I should ask her out for real. So I did. I don’t know if I am going to be in town this upcoming weekend or not yet so we didn’t set a time or place.

I then text messaged the girl from http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/06/bitchy.html to confirm we are on for tomorrow. She has been living with her fiance but they are in the process of breaking up. She said she was having some drama so we may have to reschedule. As she was describing what was going on, I was giving her sarcastic compliments. “Oh, you handled that one well”, etc. Anyway, at the end she text me that “You are such a sweetheart!”. I am not sure if she was being sarcastic too or misreading my sarcasm as it is tough to tell via text or email. I guess I will find out if we end up meeting up tomorrow.

Around 10pm I roll out to the VIP party I got myself invited to. It turns out, my buddy Vodka and his GF scored invitations too so I will be meeting them there. I show up and run into Sinn and Capt Jack. We shoot the shit while we drink the free drinks the bar is offering. After I get there, Vodka texts me and tells me his GF is sick so he won’t be coming out. Looks like I am rolling with the PUA boys.

After a bit, El Topo rolls in with an entarouge that includes his hot girl and a couple of other cuties including a hot Asian girl. I instantly lock eyes with the Asian but am distracted by her drunk, blonde friend who throws herself at me. I can’t get to Asian through the blonde so I abandon the party for a bit.

I come back and check in with the boys to make sure it is OK for me to game the Asian and check to see if the girl El Topo is standing with is actually with him or not. I am told that the girl is off limits but I get the thumbs up all around on the Asian so I go up to her and we start dancing.

I really like to tease a girl on many levels including when I first meet them. I even wrote a post about some of the tactics I like to use to tease: http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/06/just-tip.html

Asian starts asking me all kinds of questions about where I am from, what I do, etc. After a bit, I stop her and ask say “WTF! Are you in the FBI or something? What is with all of the questions?” She then pulls up my shirt and feels my belly to check for a six pack (which is long gone many years ago) while telling me she is looking for the total package.

I then go “What! YOU are qualifying ME? Seriously!” I say this is a somewhat serious, somewhat playful tone. Then I walk away from her and go into another area of the bar.

Eventually I come back to her and find her sitting at a corner booth across from Capt Jack. I sit next to Capt Jack and talk to him for a bit and find Asian looking over at me. I give her the “come hither” with my finger and she gets up, comes over, climbs onto my lap and we start making out. She is an amazing kisser! And likes to tease when she kisses by sometimes pulling away just like I do.

We bounce around the bar and make outs lead to hand jobs and me fingering her and kissing on her chest. Now and then I leave her for a bit just to give her the fear of loss. After we got hot and heavy, I try to pull her “for a drive to get something to eat” but we both know we are going back to my place. She agrees to come out of the club but after we get down half of the stairs to the exit, she changes her mind and we go back into the club.

Here is where I should have done a takeaway but we are still holding hands and kissing so I didn’t think about it.

She drags me to a dark corner and undoes my pants and slides them down to my thighs and then climbs on my lap and starts dry humping me. We are both playing with each other and getting worked up again. I stand her up, pull my pants up, and caveman style lead her by the hand to the exit with no conversation again trying to pull her. We again get down some of the stairs when she changes her mind and drags me again back into the club.

Here again is where I should have done a takeway or started hitting on other girls to spike her jealousy. But again, she is still holding my hand, grinding on me and making out with me.

This time she takes me to a back bathroom and undoes my pants again. We are waiting in line and doing everything but fucking while we wait our turn to enter the bathroom. The guys standing next to us in line are getting quite a show! As soon as we are up in line and the bathroom is empty, she starts walking away again leaving me standing there with my pants around my knees.

I decide I have had enough of this so I head to the bar and start gaming another girl. I finally get smart. Asian sees this and comes over and drags me away. We start grinding on each other right in front of the DJ booth. Her Blonde friend is right next to us grinding on some guy. Asian sticks her hands down my pants for yet another hand job. We keep this up until the lights come on signaling everyone to exit.

I extract her outside to the patio and ask for her number. She starts to give it to me when her blonde friend runs out and interrupts us and says “We don’t give out our numbers. It is our pact”

I pull Asian away from her and try to number close her again. This time she is reluctant to give me any numbers but says she really wants to and thinks that she will regret it if she doesn’t. I tell her “You don’t know the half of it.” She asks for my number and I tell her no, she gives me her number or we walk away from each other. She still refuses.

I walk Asian and Blonde down to the valet stand. Blonde is quizzing me as to who I knew in the group and finally deduces that I know El Topo. She says that she will talk to El Topo about us all hanging out together again.

At the valet stand, I seperate Asian again and tell her I want to see her again and to give me her number. She looks at me and instead of giving me her number, launches at me for a hot makeout session.

I ask one more time for her number and tell her this is my last time asking. She says we should leave it to fate if we see each other again. I have never met someone so eager to play with my dick but so reluctant to give me their number. I start to wonder if she is married or something.
My car pulls up and I walk over to it. Asian rushes up to me and wants to know if this is my car. I say yes and she says “This is a killer car. Why do I keep meeting guys with nice cars? I will give you my number.”

I tell her she had her chance, hop in my car and drive off.