After a late night last night and a long, hard day of work today, I decide to not hit the bars tonight.
I work the phone instead and set up 2 dates for later this week including the girl I number closed last night. Her and I continue to flirty text the rest of the evening.
I also talk another girl into emailing me bikini photos of herself. Excellent!
Unfortunately, I made a misstep with my girlie from south Texas. I innocently misinterpreted a text she sent and my response upset her. I know it is her time of the month but she is really upset. We are supposed to go on vacation next week so I hope this doesn't affect anything. I think I got her calmed down by the end of the evening but she still wasn't acting herself towards me. Women!
I then called my ex that I stayed with on Friday night. She invited me over to her place yet again to stay the night. I turned her down last night to go out but tonight, I agree.
I show up and before I even get a chance to set all of my stuff down and get my shoes off, she has my pants down and Lil Twitch in her mouth. Let's just say it was a good evening.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Avoid a DUI
After the events of last night, I thought I would pass on some invaluable advice I was given about helping avoid a DUI arrest.
I was waiting in the lobby for a job interview with another guy a while back. He was obviously nervous and I guess felt the need to talk to calm his nerves.
He told me he was worried he wouldn't get hired because he had a DUI. He gave me the whole background story of the arrest including what his lawyer told him he SHOULD have done.
Last night was the first time I had to put his advice into action but it seems sound and it worked for me last night.
First, DON'T DRINK and DRIVE. Its dangerous. Its foolish. I was actually almost killed by a drunk driver last year who passed out and hit me at 60mph while I was stopped at a red light. It sent me under a truck and totalled my 5 week old vehicle. Trust me, it sucked.
However, if you have been drinking even a small amount and get pulled over under suspicion of drunk driving, you need to know how to act. A friend of mine just a month ago got arrested for DWI (not DUI) for blowing a .04 BAC which is technically under the legal limit but the officer thought that he was driving erratically so he was arrested anyway and now has to fight it in court.
When pulled over after even one drink, this guy's lawyer suggested the following:
(caveat, I am not a lawyer. I am not providing legal advice. I am merely repeating advice someone was given by a lawyer)
- Be very courteous and polite to the police officer
- Give him or her your license and proof of insurance as required
- Then respectfully decline to communicate further until you can talk to a DWI lawyer. That is it. Don't talk. Don't conduct any of the tests. Don't breathe into the breathalizer. Don't cooperate. Just ask to speak to an attorney to discuss whether you should take a breathalizer test or not.
If you participate in any of the field tests and you are caught on camera staggering or not looking sober, this will be used against you in court. If you are heard on the microphone slurring your words, this will be used against you. So, don't perform the stupid human tricks. Don't explain yourself.
So don't walk. Don't talk. Ask for your lawyer and then shut up. If the cop arrests you for refusing to take a breathalizer test, then quietly go along. Just be sure you have asked to speak with a lawyer first so that this can be used in your defense.
Be prepared to be pressured to perform. The officer can and may arrest you for refusing to take a breathalizer because in Texas, you are violating the "Implied Consent" law.
You should be prepared in case this happens to you. Carry a lawyer's number in your car that can be called 24 hours a day.
I have a prepaid legal service that has given me a card to present that gives notice to a police officer that I respectfully request to speak with my lawyer before being arrested or detained. It has a 1-800 I can call 24x7 for legal aid.
Here is some advice gathered from various Texas lawyer websites:
http://www.dwiattorneyhouston.com/index.cfm/MenuItemID/107.htm#8
What constitutes intoxication?
The Texas Legislature defines intoxication in two ways:
not having the normal use of your mental or physical faculties by reason of the introduction of alcohol or drugs (legal or illegal) into your body; or
Note: This means that you can be arrested even if your blood alcohol content is less than .08.
having an alcohol concentration of 0.08 or more.
The prosecutor must prove only one of these definitions to obtain a guilty ruling in a DWI trial.
Can I refuse a breathalyzer, urine test, or blood test? If so, should I?
Yes, you can refuse to submit to a breathalyzer, urine test, or blood test. However, by refusing these tests you violate the implied consent law, which states that by driving a motor vehicle on a Texas roadway you already consented to chemical testing. Therefore, your driver's license may be suspended and charges may be assessed against you. Also, your refusal can be used as evidence against you at trial.
Can a police officer force me to take a breathalyzer, urine test, or blood test?
A police officer can only force you to take a breathalyzer, urine test, or blood test if the four following requirements are met:
- there is a DWI arrest and an accident;
- the officer has a reasonable belief that any individual has died or will die as a result of the accident;
- an individual, other than the person arrested, has suffered serious bodily injury; and
- the individual arrested for DWI refused to give a specimen voluntarily
Can I refuse a field sobriety test? If so, should I?
Yes, you can and should always refuse to take a field sobriety test. Field sobriety tests are proven inaccurate at determining if alcohol concentration exceeds 0.08, even under ideal laboratory conditions. There are no penalties for declining these tests, but the officer may still arrest you for DWI if he believes he has probable cause. Moreover, the police officer may consider your refusal as an admission of guilt.
How long can my driver's license be suspended if I refuse a breathalyzer, urine test, or blood test?
If you refuse testing, the DPS suspends your driver's license for 90 days unless you request and win an ALR hearing, or you are found not guilty at trial.
Is there any way I can drive legally while my driver's license is suspended?
Yes, you can obtain an occupational driver's license by petitioning the court, unless you have a commercial driver's license or have obtained an occupational driver's license in the last ten years.
http://www.1-800-dial-dwi-west-texas.com/13.shtml
MOTION TO EXCLUDE TEXAS DWI EVIDENCE OF REFUSAL TO TAKE CHEMICAL TEST BASED ON INVOCATION OF TEXAS DWI RIGHT TO ASSISTANCE OF COUNSEL
TO THE HONORABLE JUDGE OF SAID COURT:
Now comes Texas DWI Defendant in the above-styled and numbered cause, and respectfully moves this Court to exclude evidence of the defendant's alleged refusal to take a Texas DWI chemical test to determine alcohol content in his body, and for good cause shows the following:
1. On or about January 15, 2005, the Texas DWI defendant was arrested for Texas DWI Driving While Intoxicated, 3rd offense and taken to the Lubbock County Jail. The defendant was then interrogated and asked to take a breath sample to determine the alcohol content in his body.
In response to the request, the defendant asked to speak to a Texas DWI lawyer. The Texas DWI defendant's invocation of his right to assistance of counsel was denied.
2. The Texas DWI Defendant had a right under the Fifth, Sixth and Fourteenth Amendments of the United States Constitution and Article 1, Sections 10 and 19 of the Texas Constitution to consult with a lawyer. The refusal to allow the defendant to consult with a Texas DWI lawyer also violated his rights under Miranda v. Arizona, 384 U.S. 436, 86 S. Ct. 1602, 16 L.Ed.2d 694 (1966); Edwards v. Arizona, 451 U.S. 477, 101 S. Ct. 1880, 68 L.Ed.2d 378 (1981).
3. When the Texas DWI defendant's refusal to submit to a Texas DWI breath sample is based upon a request for assistance of Texas DWI counsel in deciding whether to submit to chemical testing, the defendant's refusal should be suppressed. A defendant's invocation of his right to an Texas DWI attorney cannot be used as evidence of or inference of guilt. See Rule 513(a), Tex R. Crim. Evid., Bruno v. Rushden, 721 F.2d 1193 (Th Cir. 1983). It is improper to inform a jury of the Defendant's exercise of his constitutional rights. Gathright v. State, 698 S.W.2d 260 (Tex. App. - Fort Worth 1985); Rezac v. State, 722 S.W.2d 32 (Tex. App. - Dallas 1986).
4. A request for Texas DWI counsel demonstrates that the Texas DWI defendant was able to understand his rights and was not incoherent, confused, or unbalanced. A refusal to submit to chemical testing premised on the defendant's request for counsel has no probative value with respect to guilt and should not be admitted as evidence. See TRE 401, Wainwright v. Greenfield, 106 S.Ct. 634, 642 (1986).
http://media.www.dailytexanonline.com/media/storage/paper410/news/2001/10/23/Opinion/Ask-A.Lawyer-504573.shtml
You've been drinking. You're driving. You see red and blue lights whirling in the rear view - cops. As you pull to the side of the road, a crucial question comes to mind:
Do you take the Breathalyzer test or not? Here are some facts to take into consideration when making this decision:
You have the right to refuse to take the Breathalyzer test. Refusing to take the Breathalyzer test does have consequences, however. In fact, during the most recent legislative session, the penalties for refusal have been increased: The Texas Department of Transportation will now suspend your license for 180 days. The suspension will take effect 40 days after you have received notice of the suspension.
Also keep in mind that a court can still convict you based on other facts. Just because there is no evidence as to your exact blood-alcohol level, the state may still make its case by pointing out your appearance and behavior at the time of the arrest. Refusing to take the Breathalyzer test does not mean that you can't be convicted for DWI.
On the other hand, if you take the test, and your blood-alcohol level is above the legal limit, .08 percent, the consequences may be much worse. A first-offense DWI is a Class B misdemeanor, which carries a minimum jail term of 72 hours and maximum term of 180 days. Additionally, you may be fined up to $2,000, charged for court costs, and required to attend alcohol awareness classes. Probation usually lasts two years.
These penalties increase for repeat-offenses. In light of these considerations, you might find it advisable to refuse to take the Breathalyzer test, particularly if you suspect your blood-alcohol level is above the legal limit. The inability to drive is an inconvenience; a DWI conviction, meanwhile, leads to some significant financial burdens and a criminal record.
http://www.oag.state.tx.us/opinions/op47mattox/jm-0959.htm
Article 67011-5, V.T.C.S., governs the administration of breath tests and the suspension of licenses for refusal to take the same.
Section 2(b) requires that an arresting officer advise a person arrested for driving while intoxicated that refusal to submit to the test may result in the driver's license being automatically suspended for 90 days.
Section 2(d) requires the arresting officer to immediately make a report to the Department of Public Safety if the person refuses to submit to a breath test.
Section 2(f) provides that upon receipt of the report the director of the department of public safety shall suspend the person's license for 90 days and notify the driver of the suspension.
http://www.duianswer.com/faq.cfm#faq1165
Q: When I get pulled over, do I have to answer the officer's questions?
A: At some point after the officer has asked for your license and registration the officer he will ask you if you have consumed any alcoholic beverages. It is perfectly within your legal rights to politely refuse to answer the questions. The officer might still decide that he has enough reason to arrest you, but simply refusing to answer the question is not reason enough. However, the downside of refusing to answer the officer’s questions is that you will look suspicious, which is why, if you have not had anything to drink, the best idea is usually to simply say so.
Q: Can I refuse to take a field sobriety test?
A: Yes. You have the legal right to refuse to take a field sobriety test, even if the officer does not ask your consent. A good way to refuse taking a field sobriety test—or anything that a police officer asked you to do—is to say, “I’d like to speak to an attorney first.” However, the reality is that if the officer has asked you to perform a field sobriety test he has probably already decided to arrest you.
Q: Can I refuse a roadside breath test?
A: Just like the field sobriety test, you have the legal right to refuse to take a PBT. However, you are also more likely to be arrested if you refuse to take the test.
Q: Why am I being charged with two crimes?
A: In many states there are two seperate crimes, one for driving with a blood alcohol level above a certain limit, and one for driving while impaired. There are two seperate crimes because comitting one doesn't necessarily committing the other. The first is usually called DUI ("driving under the influence") and the second OWI ("operating while intoxicated") or DWI ("driving while intoxicated").
Q: What is Implied Consent?
A: Implied Consent means that, if you drive a car, you have automatically agreed to a blood alcohol test at the police station. There are Implied Consent laws in nearly every state, which make license suspension the penalty for refusing to take a chemical test.
Q: Isn't everyone arrested for a DUI guilty?
A: Absolutely not. We call this "The Guilt Myth." There are countless ways in which a person could be falsely accused. Field Sobriety Tests and breathalyzers, for example, are extremely unreliable. When having a blood alcohol level of 0.08 is a crime and 0.079 is not, and when alcohol absorption is a time-sensitive process that varies with a person's metabolism, a false accusation is real possibility that countless Americans have been the victim of. The notion that everyone who is accused of a DUI is guilty is a damaging myth that even some lawyers believe. No attorney who believes this myth, however unconsciously, is qualified to represent you. If you believe you are innocent of the charges against you, you need to find an attorney who will will fight to prove just that.
I was waiting in the lobby for a job interview with another guy a while back. He was obviously nervous and I guess felt the need to talk to calm his nerves.
He told me he was worried he wouldn't get hired because he had a DUI. He gave me the whole background story of the arrest including what his lawyer told him he SHOULD have done.
Last night was the first time I had to put his advice into action but it seems sound and it worked for me last night.
First, DON'T DRINK and DRIVE. Its dangerous. Its foolish. I was actually almost killed by a drunk driver last year who passed out and hit me at 60mph while I was stopped at a red light. It sent me under a truck and totalled my 5 week old vehicle. Trust me, it sucked.
However, if you have been drinking even a small amount and get pulled over under suspicion of drunk driving, you need to know how to act. A friend of mine just a month ago got arrested for DWI (not DUI) for blowing a .04 BAC which is technically under the legal limit but the officer thought that he was driving erratically so he was arrested anyway and now has to fight it in court.
When pulled over after even one drink, this guy's lawyer suggested the following:
(caveat, I am not a lawyer. I am not providing legal advice. I am merely repeating advice someone was given by a lawyer)
- Be very courteous and polite to the police officer
- Give him or her your license and proof of insurance as required
- Then respectfully decline to communicate further until you can talk to a DWI lawyer. That is it. Don't talk. Don't conduct any of the tests. Don't breathe into the breathalizer. Don't cooperate. Just ask to speak to an attorney to discuss whether you should take a breathalizer test or not.
If you participate in any of the field tests and you are caught on camera staggering or not looking sober, this will be used against you in court. If you are heard on the microphone slurring your words, this will be used against you. So, don't perform the stupid human tricks. Don't explain yourself.
So don't walk. Don't talk. Ask for your lawyer and then shut up. If the cop arrests you for refusing to take a breathalizer test, then quietly go along. Just be sure you have asked to speak with a lawyer first so that this can be used in your defense.
Be prepared to be pressured to perform. The officer can and may arrest you for refusing to take a breathalizer because in Texas, you are violating the "Implied Consent" law.
You should be prepared in case this happens to you. Carry a lawyer's number in your car that can be called 24 hours a day.
I have a prepaid legal service that has given me a card to present that gives notice to a police officer that I respectfully request to speak with my lawyer before being arrested or detained. It has a 1-800 I can call 24x7 for legal aid.
Here is some advice gathered from various Texas lawyer websites:
http://www.dwiattorneyhouston.com/index.cfm/MenuItemID/107.htm#8
What constitutes intoxication?
The Texas Legislature defines intoxication in two ways:
not having the normal use of your mental or physical faculties by reason of the introduction of alcohol or drugs (legal or illegal) into your body; or
Note: This means that you can be arrested even if your blood alcohol content is less than .08.
having an alcohol concentration of 0.08 or more.
The prosecutor must prove only one of these definitions to obtain a guilty ruling in a DWI trial.
Can I refuse a breathalyzer, urine test, or blood test? If so, should I?
Yes, you can refuse to submit to a breathalyzer, urine test, or blood test. However, by refusing these tests you violate the implied consent law, which states that by driving a motor vehicle on a Texas roadway you already consented to chemical testing. Therefore, your driver's license may be suspended and charges may be assessed against you. Also, your refusal can be used as evidence against you at trial.
Can a police officer force me to take a breathalyzer, urine test, or blood test?
A police officer can only force you to take a breathalyzer, urine test, or blood test if the four following requirements are met:
- there is a DWI arrest and an accident;
- the officer has a reasonable belief that any individual has died or will die as a result of the accident;
- an individual, other than the person arrested, has suffered serious bodily injury; and
- the individual arrested for DWI refused to give a specimen voluntarily
Can I refuse a field sobriety test? If so, should I?
Yes, you can and should always refuse to take a field sobriety test. Field sobriety tests are proven inaccurate at determining if alcohol concentration exceeds 0.08, even under ideal laboratory conditions. There are no penalties for declining these tests, but the officer may still arrest you for DWI if he believes he has probable cause. Moreover, the police officer may consider your refusal as an admission of guilt.
How long can my driver's license be suspended if I refuse a breathalyzer, urine test, or blood test?
If you refuse testing, the DPS suspends your driver's license for 90 days unless you request and win an ALR hearing, or you are found not guilty at trial.
Is there any way I can drive legally while my driver's license is suspended?
Yes, you can obtain an occupational driver's license by petitioning the court, unless you have a commercial driver's license or have obtained an occupational driver's license in the last ten years.
http://www.1-800-dial-dwi-west-texas.com/13.shtml
MOTION TO EXCLUDE TEXAS DWI EVIDENCE OF REFUSAL TO TAKE CHEMICAL TEST BASED ON INVOCATION OF TEXAS DWI RIGHT TO ASSISTANCE OF COUNSEL
TO THE HONORABLE JUDGE OF SAID COURT:
Now comes Texas DWI Defendant in the above-styled and numbered cause, and respectfully moves this Court to exclude evidence of the defendant's alleged refusal to take a Texas DWI chemical test to determine alcohol content in his body, and for good cause shows the following:
1. On or about January 15, 2005, the Texas DWI defendant was arrested for Texas DWI Driving While Intoxicated, 3rd offense and taken to the Lubbock County Jail. The defendant was then interrogated and asked to take a breath sample to determine the alcohol content in his body.
In response to the request, the defendant asked to speak to a Texas DWI lawyer. The Texas DWI defendant's invocation of his right to assistance of counsel was denied.
2. The Texas DWI Defendant had a right under the Fifth, Sixth and Fourteenth Amendments of the United States Constitution and Article 1, Sections 10 and 19 of the Texas Constitution to consult with a lawyer. The refusal to allow the defendant to consult with a Texas DWI lawyer also violated his rights under Miranda v. Arizona, 384 U.S. 436, 86 S. Ct. 1602, 16 L.Ed.2d 694 (1966); Edwards v. Arizona, 451 U.S. 477, 101 S. Ct. 1880, 68 L.Ed.2d 378 (1981).
3. When the Texas DWI defendant's refusal to submit to a Texas DWI breath sample is based upon a request for assistance of Texas DWI counsel in deciding whether to submit to chemical testing, the defendant's refusal should be suppressed. A defendant's invocation of his right to an Texas DWI attorney cannot be used as evidence of or inference of guilt. See Rule 513(a), Tex R. Crim. Evid., Bruno v. Rushden, 721 F.2d 1193 (Th Cir. 1983). It is improper to inform a jury of the Defendant's exercise of his constitutional rights. Gathright v. State, 698 S.W.2d 260 (Tex. App. - Fort Worth 1985); Rezac v. State, 722 S.W.2d 32 (Tex. App. - Dallas 1986).
4. A request for Texas DWI counsel demonstrates that the Texas DWI defendant was able to understand his rights and was not incoherent, confused, or unbalanced. A refusal to submit to chemical testing premised on the defendant's request for counsel has no probative value with respect to guilt and should not be admitted as evidence. See TRE 401, Wainwright v. Greenfield, 106 S.Ct. 634, 642 (1986).
http://media.www.dailytexanonline.com/media/storage/paper410/news/2001/10/23/Opinion/Ask-A.Lawyer-504573.shtml
You've been drinking. You're driving. You see red and blue lights whirling in the rear view - cops. As you pull to the side of the road, a crucial question comes to mind:
Do you take the Breathalyzer test or not? Here are some facts to take into consideration when making this decision:
You have the right to refuse to take the Breathalyzer test. Refusing to take the Breathalyzer test does have consequences, however. In fact, during the most recent legislative session, the penalties for refusal have been increased: The Texas Department of Transportation will now suspend your license for 180 days. The suspension will take effect 40 days after you have received notice of the suspension.
Also keep in mind that a court can still convict you based on other facts. Just because there is no evidence as to your exact blood-alcohol level, the state may still make its case by pointing out your appearance and behavior at the time of the arrest. Refusing to take the Breathalyzer test does not mean that you can't be convicted for DWI.
On the other hand, if you take the test, and your blood-alcohol level is above the legal limit, .08 percent, the consequences may be much worse. A first-offense DWI is a Class B misdemeanor, which carries a minimum jail term of 72 hours and maximum term of 180 days. Additionally, you may be fined up to $2,000, charged for court costs, and required to attend alcohol awareness classes. Probation usually lasts two years.
These penalties increase for repeat-offenses. In light of these considerations, you might find it advisable to refuse to take the Breathalyzer test, particularly if you suspect your blood-alcohol level is above the legal limit. The inability to drive is an inconvenience; a DWI conviction, meanwhile, leads to some significant financial burdens and a criminal record.
http://www.oag.state.tx.us/opinions/op47mattox/jm-0959.htm
Article 67011-5, V.T.C.S., governs the administration of breath tests and the suspension of licenses for refusal to take the same.
Section 2(b) requires that an arresting officer advise a person arrested for driving while intoxicated that refusal to submit to the test may result in the driver's license being automatically suspended for 90 days.
Section 2(d) requires the arresting officer to immediately make a report to the Department of Public Safety if the person refuses to submit to a breath test.
Section 2(f) provides that upon receipt of the report the director of the department of public safety shall suspend the person's license for 90 days and notify the driver of the suspension.
http://www.duianswer.com/faq.cfm#faq1165
Q: When I get pulled over, do I have to answer the officer's questions?
A: At some point after the officer has asked for your license and registration the officer he will ask you if you have consumed any alcoholic beverages. It is perfectly within your legal rights to politely refuse to answer the questions. The officer might still decide that he has enough reason to arrest you, but simply refusing to answer the question is not reason enough. However, the downside of refusing to answer the officer’s questions is that you will look suspicious, which is why, if you have not had anything to drink, the best idea is usually to simply say so.
Q: Can I refuse to take a field sobriety test?
A: Yes. You have the legal right to refuse to take a field sobriety test, even if the officer does not ask your consent. A good way to refuse taking a field sobriety test—or anything that a police officer asked you to do—is to say, “I’d like to speak to an attorney first.” However, the reality is that if the officer has asked you to perform a field sobriety test he has probably already decided to arrest you.
Q: Can I refuse a roadside breath test?
A: Just like the field sobriety test, you have the legal right to refuse to take a PBT. However, you are also more likely to be arrested if you refuse to take the test.
Q: Why am I being charged with two crimes?
A: In many states there are two seperate crimes, one for driving with a blood alcohol level above a certain limit, and one for driving while impaired. There are two seperate crimes because comitting one doesn't necessarily committing the other. The first is usually called DUI ("driving under the influence") and the second OWI ("operating while intoxicated") or DWI ("driving while intoxicated").
Q: What is Implied Consent?
A: Implied Consent means that, if you drive a car, you have automatically agreed to a blood alcohol test at the police station. There are Implied Consent laws in nearly every state, which make license suspension the penalty for refusing to take a chemical test.
Q: Isn't everyone arrested for a DUI guilty?
A: Absolutely not. We call this "The Guilt Myth." There are countless ways in which a person could be falsely accused. Field Sobriety Tests and breathalyzers, for example, are extremely unreliable. When having a blood alcohol level of 0.08 is a crime and 0.079 is not, and when alcohol absorption is a time-sensitive process that varies with a person's metabolism, a false accusation is real possibility that countless Americans have been the victim of. The notion that everyone who is accused of a DUI is guilty is a damaging myth that even some lawyers believe. No attorney who believes this myth, however unconsciously, is qualified to represent you. If you believe you are innocent of the charges against you, you need to find an attorney who will will fight to prove just that.
Selling is better than sex?
I am starting to think that Geoffrey James writes witty articles just so I will read and repost them.... =)
http://blogs.bnet.com/salesmachine/?p=88
And I don't necessarily agree with #6. Early Hef is one of my heros (current Hef? not so much...)
http://blogs.bnet.com/salesmachine/?p=88
And I don't necessarily agree with #6. Early Hef is one of my heros (current Hef? not so much...)
Day 16 - Pulled over
I woke up feeling like shit. My cold had taken a turn for the worse. I am sure it had something to do with being out until 8am Sunday morning from Saturday night but the funny thing is, I felt fine yesterday.
I go into work and suffer through it all day long. I then come home and debate about taking a nap but push myself to work out instead. The work out woke me up and I came back home and played on the computer.
I called several of the girls I am seeing or have gone on dates with recently and my ex that I spent Friday night with invited me over to spend the night again tonight. She is an amazing lay but I am torn between going back to what is comfortable but I know has no future for me or going for new which may eventually pay off for me.
Sinn texts me and asks if I am going out which solidifies my decision. Encouragement from Sinn plus the 30 day Summer of Love challenge make me pass up guaranteed awesome sex. This night better be good!
Around 11pm I roll out to the happening Monday night bar. Inside it is already packed. I go to the bar to order a beer and open a hot black girl standing next to me. She is responsive but her big boyfriend quickly comes over and cock blocks me.
I meander outside and run into Sinn and El Topo already engaged with 2 hot blondes at a table. I said hi and was going to keep on keeping on when one of the blondes asked me to join the table. I pull up a chair and hang out.
The girls were being difficult so Sinn and El Topo were pulling out the big guns which included several take-aways leaving me at the table to entertain the girls. I didn't want there to be any confusion of me stepping into their sets so I politely excused myself and went inside.
At the bar was a bartendar from another bar that I knew. She was ordering Tuaca shots for her friends and knowing that Tuaca is my weakness, ordered one for me. I did that one, ordered another one just for myself along with another beer and then went back outside to join the crew.
It was hot and I was wearing a long sleeve shirt so I was miserable. Even my balls were sweating so I rolled back inside after a bit.
I saw this tall brunette with amazing legs and opened her. Three seconds into me talking to her she back turned me and walked off. Ugh. The night is not off to a good start.
I walk up to another hot girl - blonde this time - and open her. That set also fails miserably. So I go to the bar and order another beer and quickly down the full one I am holding while the bartendar gets me a fresh one..
As I am standing at the bar, one of the hottest girls in the place come up to me, turns around, backs into me and starts grinding on me. She opened me! I would love to tell a story of how I turned this into a close of some sort but alas, I choked. I made some stupid comment about keeping her hands off the merchandise and she sauntered off. The night is getting worse! This bar usually is very good to me - I have at least a 70% success rate here. However, tonight, I am not feeling it and debate about going home.
I decide to stay and hang with El Topo and Sinn for a while until El Topo ejects. I decide it is time to push through the wall I was hitting and open an Asian girl at the bar with an amazing body. This girl is a work out fiend and her arms and legs are well defined in a feminine way.
She is very responsive and quickly introduces me to her friends. One of whom is a hot blonde. I like Asian but she has a gap in her front teeth which is usually a deal breaker for me. What can I say, I like good teeth? So I decide to pawn to the blonde.
Blonde is very receptive and I end up with my arm around her talking to her with Asian hovering nearby. However, they had a lot of guy friends there that kept interrupting us. I text Sinn that I need a wing but he has already left too. It was becoming a lot of work fighting off the guys and Asian was giving me puppy dog eyes so I switched back.
Asian suggests we go outside to talk. We jump into comfort and it turns out, she is cool girl. I really like her. We are holding hands and standing with our bodies touching each other. I get her number and timebridge her for a date. I am also texting her several naughty text messages while I talk to her and she is texting back similar messages about how much she wants me.
The game I am playing is very sexual. I tell her she has naughty eyes, that she is too much of a bad girl for me, that I could never take her home to mom, that I am shy and worried that she would take advantage of me, etc. She eats it up!
I hang out in the heat as long as I can take it and then tell her I need to go inside. We order water and talk for a while inside before getting more water and going back outside for more comfort talk.
It is now 1:30 and I tell her I want to beat the rush so I need to leave and ask if she is going to come with me. She says she won't come home with me but would love it if I would walk her to her car which is a block away. I tell her I would do one better and drive her there.
The valet gets my car and we drive to hers. We both get out and start making out sitting on the back of her car. I try and get her to come home with me one more time but she says she has to work early in the morning. I open her car door for her and she drives off. She texts me as she drives away telling me she thought I was hot and an amazing kisser.
I pull out and go around the corner and notice that a cop is following me. He follows me about 6 blocks before pulling me over. Shit! I wasn't speeding, swerving or doing anything else illegal so I know he was just out stalking potential drunk drivers.
He tells me he pulled me over for having no front license plate. I tell him there is no room for a front license plate on these cars which is true. He tells me it is state law and then mentions he saw me leave the bar and thinks that I have been drinking.
I tell him I had a few drinks earlier but have been drinking water for the last couple of hours. He doesn't believe me and makes me get out of the car.
He wants me to walk the line and I refuse as I have a bad back which causes me to be unstable, we are in an uneven gravel lot and he has me in front of his car with the spotlight on me so I am sure he is filming this. He gets upset that I refuses and then asks be to take a breathalizer which I also refuse. He tells me he can arrest me for refusing which I know is true.
I tell him I was advised by a lawyer to not take any drunk tests or blow into any breathalizer. I am being very respectful during this time but keep refusing to take his tests and offer to show him the lawyer statement I had drafted up that says I am to immediately seek legal attention and not perform any sobriety tests requested of me. We argue for about 20 minutes and he finally has me do some really simple tests that I agree to.
He has me do a simple test where I stand with me feet together, tilt my head to the sky, close my eyes and tell him when I think 30 seconds is up.
I obviously passed his test so he then switches tactics and accuses me of taking narcotics. I have never done a drug in my life and tell him so but he keeps accusing me. I tell him that he just needs to arrest me then because I wasn't drunk, have never done a drug, but am not going to take anymore tests.
He finally gives me my license and lets me go. I crawl in the car and see that I have 3 text messages from the Asian telling me she had a good night and that she can't wait to see me again.
I call her on the drive back and we make date plans. She is freaked out that I got pulled over and can't believe that I talked my way out of it. She told me that the cops have been haunting this particular bar on Monday nights and that several of her friends have been harrassed by them. I have seen this happen before actually to a country bar in Austin. On Thursday nights, the bar used to have $.69 long necks. The cops didn't like that the special was so cheap so they just pulled over many of the cars that were leaving. Word spread of the crack down effectively shutting down the bar on Thursday nights. They must be trying to do the same to this place as it has $3 martini specials.
When I get home, I pull out my portable breathalizer that I have and blow into it. I am .06 which is legally sober. Thank God I drank the water at the end!
I go into work and suffer through it all day long. I then come home and debate about taking a nap but push myself to work out instead. The work out woke me up and I came back home and played on the computer.
I called several of the girls I am seeing or have gone on dates with recently and my ex that I spent Friday night with invited me over to spend the night again tonight. She is an amazing lay but I am torn between going back to what is comfortable but I know has no future for me or going for new which may eventually pay off for me.
Sinn texts me and asks if I am going out which solidifies my decision. Encouragement from Sinn plus the 30 day Summer of Love challenge make me pass up guaranteed awesome sex. This night better be good!
Around 11pm I roll out to the happening Monday night bar. Inside it is already packed. I go to the bar to order a beer and open a hot black girl standing next to me. She is responsive but her big boyfriend quickly comes over and cock blocks me.
I meander outside and run into Sinn and El Topo already engaged with 2 hot blondes at a table. I said hi and was going to keep on keeping on when one of the blondes asked me to join the table. I pull up a chair and hang out.
The girls were being difficult so Sinn and El Topo were pulling out the big guns which included several take-aways leaving me at the table to entertain the girls. I didn't want there to be any confusion of me stepping into their sets so I politely excused myself and went inside.
At the bar was a bartendar from another bar that I knew. She was ordering Tuaca shots for her friends and knowing that Tuaca is my weakness, ordered one for me. I did that one, ordered another one just for myself along with another beer and then went back outside to join the crew.
It was hot and I was wearing a long sleeve shirt so I was miserable. Even my balls were sweating so I rolled back inside after a bit.
I saw this tall brunette with amazing legs and opened her. Three seconds into me talking to her she back turned me and walked off. Ugh. The night is not off to a good start.
I walk up to another hot girl - blonde this time - and open her. That set also fails miserably. So I go to the bar and order another beer and quickly down the full one I am holding while the bartendar gets me a fresh one..
As I am standing at the bar, one of the hottest girls in the place come up to me, turns around, backs into me and starts grinding on me. She opened me! I would love to tell a story of how I turned this into a close of some sort but alas, I choked. I made some stupid comment about keeping her hands off the merchandise and she sauntered off. The night is getting worse! This bar usually is very good to me - I have at least a 70% success rate here. However, tonight, I am not feeling it and debate about going home.
I decide to stay and hang with El Topo and Sinn for a while until El Topo ejects. I decide it is time to push through the wall I was hitting and open an Asian girl at the bar with an amazing body. This girl is a work out fiend and her arms and legs are well defined in a feminine way.
She is very responsive and quickly introduces me to her friends. One of whom is a hot blonde. I like Asian but she has a gap in her front teeth which is usually a deal breaker for me. What can I say, I like good teeth? So I decide to pawn to the blonde.
Blonde is very receptive and I end up with my arm around her talking to her with Asian hovering nearby. However, they had a lot of guy friends there that kept interrupting us. I text Sinn that I need a wing but he has already left too. It was becoming a lot of work fighting off the guys and Asian was giving me puppy dog eyes so I switched back.
Asian suggests we go outside to talk. We jump into comfort and it turns out, she is cool girl. I really like her. We are holding hands and standing with our bodies touching each other. I get her number and timebridge her for a date. I am also texting her several naughty text messages while I talk to her and she is texting back similar messages about how much she wants me.
The game I am playing is very sexual. I tell her she has naughty eyes, that she is too much of a bad girl for me, that I could never take her home to mom, that I am shy and worried that she would take advantage of me, etc. She eats it up!
I hang out in the heat as long as I can take it and then tell her I need to go inside. We order water and talk for a while inside before getting more water and going back outside for more comfort talk.
It is now 1:30 and I tell her I want to beat the rush so I need to leave and ask if she is going to come with me. She says she won't come home with me but would love it if I would walk her to her car which is a block away. I tell her I would do one better and drive her there.
The valet gets my car and we drive to hers. We both get out and start making out sitting on the back of her car. I try and get her to come home with me one more time but she says she has to work early in the morning. I open her car door for her and she drives off. She texts me as she drives away telling me she thought I was hot and an amazing kisser.
I pull out and go around the corner and notice that a cop is following me. He follows me about 6 blocks before pulling me over. Shit! I wasn't speeding, swerving or doing anything else illegal so I know he was just out stalking potential drunk drivers.
He tells me he pulled me over for having no front license plate. I tell him there is no room for a front license plate on these cars which is true. He tells me it is state law and then mentions he saw me leave the bar and thinks that I have been drinking.
I tell him I had a few drinks earlier but have been drinking water for the last couple of hours. He doesn't believe me and makes me get out of the car.
He wants me to walk the line and I refuse as I have a bad back which causes me to be unstable, we are in an uneven gravel lot and he has me in front of his car with the spotlight on me so I am sure he is filming this. He gets upset that I refuses and then asks be to take a breathalizer which I also refuse. He tells me he can arrest me for refusing which I know is true.
I tell him I was advised by a lawyer to not take any drunk tests or blow into any breathalizer. I am being very respectful during this time but keep refusing to take his tests and offer to show him the lawyer statement I had drafted up that says I am to immediately seek legal attention and not perform any sobriety tests requested of me. We argue for about 20 minutes and he finally has me do some really simple tests that I agree to.
He has me do a simple test where I stand with me feet together, tilt my head to the sky, close my eyes and tell him when I think 30 seconds is up.
I obviously passed his test so he then switches tactics and accuses me of taking narcotics. I have never done a drug in my life and tell him so but he keeps accusing me. I tell him that he just needs to arrest me then because I wasn't drunk, have never done a drug, but am not going to take anymore tests.
He finally gives me my license and lets me go. I crawl in the car and see that I have 3 text messages from the Asian telling me she had a good night and that she can't wait to see me again.
I call her on the drive back and we make date plans. She is freaked out that I got pulled over and can't believe that I talked my way out of it. She told me that the cops have been haunting this particular bar on Monday nights and that several of her friends have been harrassed by them. I have seen this happen before actually to a country bar in Austin. On Thursday nights, the bar used to have $.69 long necks. The cops didn't like that the special was so cheap so they just pulled over many of the cars that were leaving. Word spread of the crack down effectively shutting down the bar on Thursday nights. They must be trying to do the same to this place as it has $3 martini specials.
When I get home, I pull out my portable breathalizer that I have and blow into it. I am .06 which is legally sober. Thank God I drank the water at the end!
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Day 15 - Another day of rest
I finally woke up at 2pm after a hard night of partying. I wasn't hung over but definitely didn't feel 100%. And what really sucked is that I hadn't gotten a workout in since Thursday and knew that it wouldn't happen today with the way I felt.
I ran some errands, got things done around the house and then worked the phone.
I made up with the girl whose dinner date I skipped last night, got into a fight with my ex from yesterday, and talked to and flirted with several other girls including my sweetie from South Texas.
She spent the day drinking with her best friend who I also dated a while back for over a year. The three of us had fun texting each other about who loves each other more and just being silly. It cracks them up that they are best friends and have both slept with me.
Orginally, I had planned on going out to this popular Sunday night club tonight but there is no way I can muster the energy.
Tomorrow is another day.
I ran some errands, got things done around the house and then worked the phone.
I made up with the girl whose dinner date I skipped last night, got into a fight with my ex from yesterday, and talked to and flirted with several other girls including my sweetie from South Texas.
She spent the day drinking with her best friend who I also dated a while back for over a year. The three of us had fun texting each other about who loves each other more and just being silly. It cracks them up that they are best friends and have both slept with me.
Orginally, I had planned on going out to this popular Sunday night club tonight but there is no way I can muster the energy.
Tomorrow is another day.
Day 14 - After Hours
I woke up in the morning after a good night's sleep at my ex's place. Lately, in the mornings, I have been grossly coughing and hacking but I think having a restful evening cured me as I felt better than I have felt in a while.
My ex got up, walked the dogs and then joined me again in bed. We cuddled up again and then she started kissing on my chest. She slowly worked her way down, slid down my underwear and started giving me a blow job. I let her go on for a while then pulled her back up to me.
She still didn't want to kiss me since I was sick (and had morning breath) so I kissed on her neck, then took off her shirt and kissed all over her chest while she helped me take her panties off. This girl has the most amazing, natural breasts I have ever seen. Seriously! Sadly, they are what I missed most about her.....
She mounted me and rode hard. She used to climax really quickly and came close a few times but the dogs were playing and kept jumping up on the bed with us so she kept getting distracted and losing it. However, I had no such problem - with my blow job warm up and her going for a while, I finished before her.
She cleaned up and then I tried to satisfy her orally while we waited for Lil Twitch to recharge. Still no such luck. Damn dogs!
After a bit, I was good to go again. We went at it again and ended up with her on top again which is her favorite position. We went long and hard until we were both worn out and a little raw but she still couldn't finish. Sucks to be her!
I leave, go home, shower, eat and wait for my next date to show up. It is the girl from http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/07/day-5-party.html. She shows up, I give her a kiss and we head off to Salsa dance lessons.
Dancing was fun - I hadn't salsa danced in a very long while.
After lessons, we went out for nachos and beer and had some good conversation. I time boxed her because I had plans later and didn't want her to think she could hang out all day with me. We had a good time and then came back to my place for a make out session on the couch.
With the time restrictions I placed on her, we didn't have time to escalate beyond a make out. After a bit she excused herself so I walked her to her car, gave her a kiss and she left.
I went back in, changed and called the girl from http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/07/day-8-happy-birthday-to-me.html as we had dinner plans. Unfortunately, she was being a pistol on the phone and we got into an argument.
I was tired so I told her I was going to take a nap and after my nap, I would call her to see if she calmed down and if so, we could meet up. She hung up on me when I told her this.
I took a nap and called her as promised. She was still being a shit so I told her I was making other plans for dinner and got off the phone.
I called my ex from the morning and asked if she had dinner plans. She didn't so I told her I was heading her way for dinner before I partied with the boys.
As I was driving, my previous date calmed down and called me back and asked me to reconsider going out with her. I told her it was too late as I had already made other plans. She text me she was sorry a couple of times later and asked me to reconsider seeing her tonight. I just ignored her texts.
Dinner was fun with my ex. We went for wings and beer and played poker on the TV at the bar. As I was driving her home, she asked if I wanted to come in for a quickie. HELLO! I am not going to turn that down.
We walk to her door and as soon as we open it, one of the dogs jumps up on me and hits me square in the balls, thus dropping me to my knees. I hadn't been racked like that in years. Needless to say, the quickie was the last thing on my mind after that. I gave my ex a kiss and slowly limped to my car.
I went home and changed yet again into club clothes and met up with Sinn, El Topo, Fidelio and Printer. We tried to make the most of the venue but it just wasn't happening. About 11:45, we decide to roll to another bar.
This bar is happening. My buddy Vodka joins us too. I hadn't seen him in quite a while so I got caught up with him and Fidelio while the other boys did their thing. Some of Vodka's other friends showed up so I hung out with them some too.
I didn't talk to any ladies while I was there except for this hot bartender I teased a bit. She knew Printer so I was somewhat social proofed but it didn't go anywhere.
There was another opportunity I blew. I guy asked me if I knew how to country dance because he was with some girls that wanted to dance. I do know how but I am not very good and was enjoying catching up with my boys so I said no.
Later, I see the group he came from and there was a very hot brunette in his group. I decided I was going to go talk to her anyway and do some depreciating humor about my dance skills with her. She was moving around talking to her friends so I decided to wait until the "perfect" moment to approach.
Then some good dance music came on and she went onto the floor. I was going to go out and join her but she was soon approached by a meat head and started grinding on him.
Lesson learned - don't postpone joy! There is no perfect moment. Man up and approach!
The bar closes and the boys all head out. Vodka still wants to party on so he and I decide to go to an after hours bar. This after hours is an all nude strip club by day, club after 4am. Although it is a club, many of the strippers stay around and continue to give lap dances although they don't dance on stage anymore.
Vodka and I tried to bring a bottle of booze in but they wouldn't let us. Normally they do but stopped this policy for some reason. So we bought some beer from some other patrons who had brought it in before the after hours started.
Two hot dancers come and sit next to us. It turns out they are roommates. One is talking to Vodka and one is chatting me up. Mine is HOT but only 21. I run my best stripper game with her.
I refuse to get a lap dance and instead tease her about her age, being a brat, called her a dork, told her I couldn't hang out with her, told her I could never take her home to mom, asked her to quit touching me, turned my back on her, etc.
She ATE it up! She was laughing, giggling and having fun with me. I dropped into conversation that I had dated dancers before and that I had dated two that used to work at this club just to let her know I knew what her job is all about.
I then helped her pick out victims to go get lap dances from. Anyone who looked like an easy target I would make fun of and then send her over to them. I told her I was her pimp and that she needed to share her bounty from these victims with me.
During this time, Vodka and his girl go off into a dark corner for about an hour. He didn't have much money on him so I don't think he was paying for her time.
My girl continues to come and go and then eventually disappears for a while. She comes back later with a water bottle full of Grey Goose for me to drink. She snuck it from the back. She then also shows me a video she made on her camera phone of her fingering and playing with herself while she was in back. BONG!
She asks again if I want a dance and I told her I don't get lap dances but that I would take her out when she isn't working and show her a good time. She agrees and then goes off to make more money.
I decide to work the room and head to what is the dance floor when the place is a club. I see a couple of hot Asian girls and start dancing with them. The place is loud so I don't even attempt conversation with them. One of them in particular seems to be very responsive to me.
After a bit, I go back to our table and wait for my stripper. Vodka and his girl return. We wait for a while but my girl doesn't show. It is now early morning and I am tired so I say it is time to leave. Vodka agrees as he has stuff to do tomorrow. Vodka's stripper goes and looks for my stripper because she said that my girl told her she liked me. Vodka's stripper returns after a while and says she can't find her.
Vodka has his girl's number so we decide to roll out. On the way out, I decide to make a hail mary pass. I go up to the Asian I was dancing with, put my arm around her and pull her into me and tell her I am leaving but would like her number. These are the only words I ever spoke to her. I know I could have tried to game her more but it is definitely time to go. She says no. I tell her I had fun dancing with her and leave.
It is 8:30am by the time I got home and into bed!
My ex got up, walked the dogs and then joined me again in bed. We cuddled up again and then she started kissing on my chest. She slowly worked her way down, slid down my underwear and started giving me a blow job. I let her go on for a while then pulled her back up to me.
She still didn't want to kiss me since I was sick (and had morning breath) so I kissed on her neck, then took off her shirt and kissed all over her chest while she helped me take her panties off. This girl has the most amazing, natural breasts I have ever seen. Seriously! Sadly, they are what I missed most about her.....
She mounted me and rode hard. She used to climax really quickly and came close a few times but the dogs were playing and kept jumping up on the bed with us so she kept getting distracted and losing it. However, I had no such problem - with my blow job warm up and her going for a while, I finished before her.
She cleaned up and then I tried to satisfy her orally while we waited for Lil Twitch to recharge. Still no such luck. Damn dogs!
After a bit, I was good to go again. We went at it again and ended up with her on top again which is her favorite position. We went long and hard until we were both worn out and a little raw but she still couldn't finish. Sucks to be her!
I leave, go home, shower, eat and wait for my next date to show up. It is the girl from http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/07/day-5-party.html. She shows up, I give her a kiss and we head off to Salsa dance lessons.
Dancing was fun - I hadn't salsa danced in a very long while.
After lessons, we went out for nachos and beer and had some good conversation. I time boxed her because I had plans later and didn't want her to think she could hang out all day with me. We had a good time and then came back to my place for a make out session on the couch.
With the time restrictions I placed on her, we didn't have time to escalate beyond a make out. After a bit she excused herself so I walked her to her car, gave her a kiss and she left.
I went back in, changed and called the girl from http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/07/day-8-happy-birthday-to-me.html as we had dinner plans. Unfortunately, she was being a pistol on the phone and we got into an argument.
I was tired so I told her I was going to take a nap and after my nap, I would call her to see if she calmed down and if so, we could meet up. She hung up on me when I told her this.
I took a nap and called her as promised. She was still being a shit so I told her I was making other plans for dinner and got off the phone.
I called my ex from the morning and asked if she had dinner plans. She didn't so I told her I was heading her way for dinner before I partied with the boys.
As I was driving, my previous date calmed down and called me back and asked me to reconsider going out with her. I told her it was too late as I had already made other plans. She text me she was sorry a couple of times later and asked me to reconsider seeing her tonight. I just ignored her texts.
Dinner was fun with my ex. We went for wings and beer and played poker on the TV at the bar. As I was driving her home, she asked if I wanted to come in for a quickie. HELLO! I am not going to turn that down.
We walk to her door and as soon as we open it, one of the dogs jumps up on me and hits me square in the balls, thus dropping me to my knees. I hadn't been racked like that in years. Needless to say, the quickie was the last thing on my mind after that. I gave my ex a kiss and slowly limped to my car.
I went home and changed yet again into club clothes and met up with Sinn, El Topo, Fidelio and Printer. We tried to make the most of the venue but it just wasn't happening. About 11:45, we decide to roll to another bar.
This bar is happening. My buddy Vodka joins us too. I hadn't seen him in quite a while so I got caught up with him and Fidelio while the other boys did their thing. Some of Vodka's other friends showed up so I hung out with them some too.
I didn't talk to any ladies while I was there except for this hot bartender I teased a bit. She knew Printer so I was somewhat social proofed but it didn't go anywhere.
There was another opportunity I blew. I guy asked me if I knew how to country dance because he was with some girls that wanted to dance. I do know how but I am not very good and was enjoying catching up with my boys so I said no.
Later, I see the group he came from and there was a very hot brunette in his group. I decided I was going to go talk to her anyway and do some depreciating humor about my dance skills with her. She was moving around talking to her friends so I decided to wait until the "perfect" moment to approach.
Then some good dance music came on and she went onto the floor. I was going to go out and join her but she was soon approached by a meat head and started grinding on him.
Lesson learned - don't postpone joy! There is no perfect moment. Man up and approach!
The bar closes and the boys all head out. Vodka still wants to party on so he and I decide to go to an after hours bar. This after hours is an all nude strip club by day, club after 4am. Although it is a club, many of the strippers stay around and continue to give lap dances although they don't dance on stage anymore.
Vodka and I tried to bring a bottle of booze in but they wouldn't let us. Normally they do but stopped this policy for some reason. So we bought some beer from some other patrons who had brought it in before the after hours started.
Two hot dancers come and sit next to us. It turns out they are roommates. One is talking to Vodka and one is chatting me up. Mine is HOT but only 21. I run my best stripper game with her.
I refuse to get a lap dance and instead tease her about her age, being a brat, called her a dork, told her I couldn't hang out with her, told her I could never take her home to mom, asked her to quit touching me, turned my back on her, etc.
She ATE it up! She was laughing, giggling and having fun with me. I dropped into conversation that I had dated dancers before and that I had dated two that used to work at this club just to let her know I knew what her job is all about.
I then helped her pick out victims to go get lap dances from. Anyone who looked like an easy target I would make fun of and then send her over to them. I told her I was her pimp and that she needed to share her bounty from these victims with me.
During this time, Vodka and his girl go off into a dark corner for about an hour. He didn't have much money on him so I don't think he was paying for her time.
My girl continues to come and go and then eventually disappears for a while. She comes back later with a water bottle full of Grey Goose for me to drink. She snuck it from the back. She then also shows me a video she made on her camera phone of her fingering and playing with herself while she was in back. BONG!
She asks again if I want a dance and I told her I don't get lap dances but that I would take her out when she isn't working and show her a good time. She agrees and then goes off to make more money.
I decide to work the room and head to what is the dance floor when the place is a club. I see a couple of hot Asian girls and start dancing with them. The place is loud so I don't even attempt conversation with them. One of them in particular seems to be very responsive to me.
After a bit, I go back to our table and wait for my stripper. Vodka and his girl return. We wait for a while but my girl doesn't show. It is now early morning and I am tired so I say it is time to leave. Vodka agrees as he has stuff to do tomorrow. Vodka's stripper goes and looks for my stripper because she said that my girl told her she liked me. Vodka's stripper returns after a while and says she can't find her.
Vodka has his girl's number so we decide to roll out. On the way out, I decide to make a hail mary pass. I go up to the Asian I was dancing with, put my arm around her and pull her into me and tell her I am leaving but would like her number. These are the only words I ever spoke to her. I know I could have tried to game her more but it is definitely time to go. She says no. I tell her I had fun dancing with her and leave.
It is 8:30am by the time I got home and into bed!
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Day 13 - Date Night
After a long week at work and fighting my cold, I am exhausted. I slip out of work early and go take a several hour nap.
I wake up around 7pm and am still tired. I debate about going out but the boys had all talked about "going big" on Saturday so I decide I should take it easy tonight so that I can rally tomorrow.
After I shower, I call a girl I used to date who I haven't seen in a long while. She is dog sitting and didn't have any plans to go out. I ask if she wants to grab dinner and she agrees.
I pick her up and we went to a restaurant we used to frequent when we dated. Dinner is great....I am cutting up and she is laughing at all of my jokes. We are reminiscing about some of the fun we had when we dated and making fun of some of the other restaurant patrons. People watching is one of my favorite sports!
We debated about going out for a couple of drinks after our meal but I didn't want to be in a smoky place with my sinuses they way they were. She suggested we go back to her place, watch a movie and drink some wine.
Her air conditioner is acting up so she changes into something cooler and asks if I brought any shorts. I tell her no but instead strip down to my underwear and we turn some fans on us.
We watch the movie and drink some wine while I also play with the dogs. The movie ends and we cuddle up a bit while we watch TV. It is late and we are both tired. She invites me to stay but jokes that I don't get a good night kiss since I am sick.
We go to bed, cuddle up and fall asleep.
I wake up around 7pm and am still tired. I debate about going out but the boys had all talked about "going big" on Saturday so I decide I should take it easy tonight so that I can rally tomorrow.
After I shower, I call a girl I used to date who I haven't seen in a long while. She is dog sitting and didn't have any plans to go out. I ask if she wants to grab dinner and she agrees.
I pick her up and we went to a restaurant we used to frequent when we dated. Dinner is great....I am cutting up and she is laughing at all of my jokes. We are reminiscing about some of the fun we had when we dated and making fun of some of the other restaurant patrons. People watching is one of my favorite sports!
We debated about going out for a couple of drinks after our meal but I didn't want to be in a smoky place with my sinuses they way they were. She suggested we go back to her place, watch a movie and drink some wine.
Her air conditioner is acting up so she changes into something cooler and asks if I brought any shorts. I tell her no but instead strip down to my underwear and we turn some fans on us.
We watch the movie and drink some wine while I also play with the dogs. The movie ends and we cuddle up a bit while we watch TV. It is late and we are both tired. She invites me to stay but jokes that I don't get a good night kiss since I am sick.
We go to bed, cuddle up and fall asleep.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Day 12 - Dinner with Former One-it-is
Going out until 4am the night before has encouraged my cold to flex its muscles. I have been coughing and hacking all day making me really sexy! And I am tired after only getting a few hours of sleep and work is kicking my butt.
I call my former One-it-is midday to confirm that she is still coming over for dinner. She says she is excited about it and wants to eat early so we decided soup's on at 6:30.
I run to the store to get some groceries and come back, cleaned the place and get everything prepared so that we are ready to eat shortly after she arrives. I also blew my nose a thousand times so I wouldn't be hacking and coughing when she got there.
At 6:45, she calls me and tells me she got caught at work and will be over in 30 minutes. I am kind of pissed she didn't call me ahead of time because literally, everything is ready except for cooking the meat. However, I didn't let her know that I was upset - work is work, what can I do about it?
I put everything away so it doesn't spoil and continue working myself as I had a big deadline on Friday. She finally shows up at 9pm. By this time, I am starving, really tired and have finished most of the wine I had opened for us.
I slam a red bull so I can be high energy and start cooking while she watches a funny program on TV. We decide to eat in front of the TV and she LOVES the food and goes back for more.
Trying to rekindle our conversation from the night before, I start talking about relationships again. The conversation quickly goes to sex and just when it is starting to get good, my roommate comes in from working out. We have a lot of left over food so she grabs some and joins us . The three of us have fun talking but it broke the vibe I was having with my date.
Dinner is over and roommate leaves. I clean up while my date watches TV. I then come join her on the couch and we curl up under a blanket. Unfortunately, she is now really tired and yawning every few minutes. I try to amp up her energy but truth be told, I am exhausted also. She starts to drift off to sleep while we are watching TV. I wake her up and she decides to leave.
Normally, I would have offered my date to stay or carry them into my bed but it is touch and go with her. I would rather not date her if trying would ruin our solid friendship. However, I am attracted to her and would love if something happened and I am starting to think she feels the same. Its a difficult dance to play. Am I too chicken to make a move? Could be.....
She leaves and I call my girl from south Texas. We make some vacation plans and I book tickets.
Then my ex from http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/07/i-hate-every-bone-in-your-body-except.html calls, says she misses me and wants to know if I would go to counseling with her to work out our problems.
Then the girl from http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/07/day-8-happy-birthday-to-me.html texts me and wants to know if she can come over. I would be all for it but I have a critical day at work tomorrow and am worn out so I ask for a rain check and go to sleep.
I call my former One-it-is midday to confirm that she is still coming over for dinner. She says she is excited about it and wants to eat early so we decided soup's on at 6:30.
I run to the store to get some groceries and come back, cleaned the place and get everything prepared so that we are ready to eat shortly after she arrives. I also blew my nose a thousand times so I wouldn't be hacking and coughing when she got there.
At 6:45, she calls me and tells me she got caught at work and will be over in 30 minutes. I am kind of pissed she didn't call me ahead of time because literally, everything is ready except for cooking the meat. However, I didn't let her know that I was upset - work is work, what can I do about it?
I put everything away so it doesn't spoil and continue working myself as I had a big deadline on Friday. She finally shows up at 9pm. By this time, I am starving, really tired and have finished most of the wine I had opened for us.
I slam a red bull so I can be high energy and start cooking while she watches a funny program on TV. We decide to eat in front of the TV and she LOVES the food and goes back for more.
Trying to rekindle our conversation from the night before, I start talking about relationships again. The conversation quickly goes to sex and just when it is starting to get good, my roommate comes in from working out. We have a lot of left over food so she grabs some and joins us . The three of us have fun talking but it broke the vibe I was having with my date.
Dinner is over and roommate leaves. I clean up while my date watches TV. I then come join her on the couch and we curl up under a blanket. Unfortunately, she is now really tired and yawning every few minutes. I try to amp up her energy but truth be told, I am exhausted also. She starts to drift off to sleep while we are watching TV. I wake her up and she decides to leave.
Normally, I would have offered my date to stay or carry them into my bed but it is touch and go with her. I would rather not date her if trying would ruin our solid friendship. However, I am attracted to her and would love if something happened and I am starting to think she feels the same. Its a difficult dance to play. Am I too chicken to make a move? Could be.....
She leaves and I call my girl from south Texas. We make some vacation plans and I book tickets.
Then my ex from http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/07/i-hate-every-bone-in-your-body-except.html calls, says she misses me and wants to know if I would go to counseling with her to work out our problems.
Then the girl from http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/07/day-8-happy-birthday-to-me.html texts me and wants to know if she can come over. I would be all for it but I have a critical day at work tomorrow and am worn out so I ask for a rain check and go to sleep.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Day 11 - Back in the saddle
The cold I have been fighting has kicked my butt all week. I haven't had any energy to be social although I have been pushing myself to get my work outs in.
For the last month and a half, I have been going to a church class every Wednesday night followed by going out to the bars. The class has finally ended but staying in would feel strange. So cold be damned, I was going out.
I text Fidelio to see if he was rolling into town. He was but was hanging with Juice first. Juice then emails me and asks if I am going out because it was Fidelio's birthday and we needed to celebrate. I had no idea our boy was a year older - even more reason to party!
But first things first. My previous one-it-is called me and said she wanted to talk. We went out to dinner. I have known this girl for years and years and have pretty much gotten over the huge crush I had on her and have even dated some of her friends. However, that doesn't still mean I wouldn't jump at the chance to go out with her.
Over the last couple of months, I have noticed a change in the way she relates to me. She has been dropping sublte hints that she may want to see if we could date. This is a strange area for both of us as we have been friends for over 7 years and were even roommates for a time yet have never hooked up.
Tonight, she was talking about relationships. I was giving her some advice and used a hypothetical "if you and I were dating..." She took the bait and said, "why aren't we?" I think we were both taken aback that she said what she said. But I decided to take the chance and asked her over to my place tomorrow night for me to cook dinner. She agreed and then we dropped the subject and continued hanging out the rest of dinner.
I drop her off with a big, warm hug and a reminder for dinner tomorrow night and then met up with the boys - Fidelio, Capt Jack and Juice. They are hanging out at a casual lounge. We grab a beer and then decide to hit a place that Fidelio and I discovered a month ago that was hot on Wednesdays.
We roll to the club and Sinn joins us after a date he was on wrapped up. It was a little early but there were a few hotties there. Capt Jack and I noticed a couple of really hot Asian girls who had their bitch shields sky high. We decided that they were the hottest girls in the place. As we waited for the club to warm up, we did birthday shots of Tuaca. I love me some Tuaca!
The club heats up and we start talking to girls around us. The venue is really, really small so you don't have to move around much. And it is loud so long conversations are pretty much impossible. Opening has to be done with a lot of body language and confidence vs. routines. I open a few girls by either bumping into the them and starting conversation or "cheersing" their drinks but nothing sticks.
I am enjoying the company of the boys and my beer when I see a guy I know who is big in the club scene. I go hang out with him for a bit and he sees the hot Asians that Capt Jack and I noticed before. It turns out, one of them used to be a fuck buddy of his. He goes over and gives her a big hug so I open her friend. I also try and talk to his girl just to get to know her but she really, truly is a bitch. She just has an all around negative, stuck up attitude. My buddy confirms that he really couldn't stand her but she was wild in bed so he dated her for a while. However, her friend whom I was talking to was nice.
I tell some stories and use a couple of heart melters I created. She is into me and with the small, packed club, it gave me an opportunity to put my arm around her and pull her into me so that we could hear each other. During this time, my buddy is working his previous fuck buddy pretty well. I look over and they are making out.
I eventually get the number of the girl I am talking to and then the girls say they are leaving to the bathroom.
My buddy and I strategize about getting them to come back to his place with me tagging along. We come up with the perfect plan. However, the girls never come back. We look for them later but they must have left the club.
I go back to Fidelio and the boys. We close the club down and decide to hit a Denny's nearby.
There are two hispanic cuties at Denny's in a booth not far from us. Capt Jack and I debate about who is going to open them but I decide to go in. I open by physically sliding one of the girls over with my hips so I could sit down and then saying "Sorry I am late, did you guys order for me?"
Up close, neither is as hot as they looked from afar. However, they are still the BSA (best set available). They are both tough, gangsta type girls with lots of tattoos. The girl I shoved over even had a tattoo of her last name on her neck. These were hard party girls although they were both still cute.
They are shocked that someone would physically shove their friend from her seat and plop down with them. The girl across from me, the cuter of the two, tells me I was ballsy but that she would call the manager to get me removed. Not a good start!
Instead of taking offense (as I did just rudely push my way into their late night dinner), I tease her that she isn't man enough and then tease her about chest hair, being a wimp, etc. This got her laughing and she dropped any notion of getting rid of me.
Instead, she started asking me a bunch of questions about me. She was shocked I was as old as I was. I turned the tables on her and asked her where she worked. It turns out, they are both stippers at some seedy strip club I had never heard of and had just gotten off work.
Based on this information, I changed my game to being more dominate and sexual. I started stealing food off their plates and made the one sitting across from me start feeding me. I started picking on the one next to me becuase it was obvious that she was very drunk or stoned or both.
I asked them what they were doing later and they said they wanted to party more. I told them I had a full bar at my house and they both agreed to come home with me. With as freaky as these two are, I am thinking this is a guaranteed threesome. I continue to tease them while we eat however, I start to have doubts about whether I want these two knowing where I live or not. Although they are both good looking, they are rough and I would worry about something going missing or having some gang banger buddies come jack me later.
I try and change it that we go back to one of their places but they say they don't have any alcohol where they live. I am about to give up on the set and walk away when they then ask who I am at Denny's with. I point at the group of boys and the one sitting across from me says that she thinks Sinn is cute because she likes bad boys and digs the stripe in his hair.
I holler at Sinn and he comes over and immediately jumps into "Big Dick" game. The girls eat it up. The one across from me considers going to the bathroom with Sinn while she is feeding me her food. The one next to me is now shutting down and can barely keep her stoned eyes open.
As Sinn keeps going for the bathroom pull, it is becoming clearer and clearer that these girls would probably do whatever we wanted them to do as long as we paid them. We decide to eject and abandon the set. There is no real skill in gaming hookers and I really don't want to catch something that doesn't wash off.
For the last month and a half, I have been going to a church class every Wednesday night followed by going out to the bars. The class has finally ended but staying in would feel strange. So cold be damned, I was going out.
I text Fidelio to see if he was rolling into town. He was but was hanging with Juice first. Juice then emails me and asks if I am going out because it was Fidelio's birthday and we needed to celebrate. I had no idea our boy was a year older - even more reason to party!
But first things first. My previous one-it-is called me and said she wanted to talk. We went out to dinner. I have known this girl for years and years and have pretty much gotten over the huge crush I had on her and have even dated some of her friends. However, that doesn't still mean I wouldn't jump at the chance to go out with her.
Over the last couple of months, I have noticed a change in the way she relates to me. She has been dropping sublte hints that she may want to see if we could date. This is a strange area for both of us as we have been friends for over 7 years and were even roommates for a time yet have never hooked up.
Tonight, she was talking about relationships. I was giving her some advice and used a hypothetical "if you and I were dating..." She took the bait and said, "why aren't we?" I think we were both taken aback that she said what she said. But I decided to take the chance and asked her over to my place tomorrow night for me to cook dinner. She agreed and then we dropped the subject and continued hanging out the rest of dinner.
I drop her off with a big, warm hug and a reminder for dinner tomorrow night and then met up with the boys - Fidelio, Capt Jack and Juice. They are hanging out at a casual lounge. We grab a beer and then decide to hit a place that Fidelio and I discovered a month ago that was hot on Wednesdays.
We roll to the club and Sinn joins us after a date he was on wrapped up. It was a little early but there were a few hotties there. Capt Jack and I noticed a couple of really hot Asian girls who had their bitch shields sky high. We decided that they were the hottest girls in the place. As we waited for the club to warm up, we did birthday shots of Tuaca. I love me some Tuaca!
The club heats up and we start talking to girls around us. The venue is really, really small so you don't have to move around much. And it is loud so long conversations are pretty much impossible. Opening has to be done with a lot of body language and confidence vs. routines. I open a few girls by either bumping into the them and starting conversation or "cheersing" their drinks but nothing sticks.
I am enjoying the company of the boys and my beer when I see a guy I know who is big in the club scene. I go hang out with him for a bit and he sees the hot Asians that Capt Jack and I noticed before. It turns out, one of them used to be a fuck buddy of his. He goes over and gives her a big hug so I open her friend. I also try and talk to his girl just to get to know her but she really, truly is a bitch. She just has an all around negative, stuck up attitude. My buddy confirms that he really couldn't stand her but she was wild in bed so he dated her for a while. However, her friend whom I was talking to was nice.
I tell some stories and use a couple of heart melters I created. She is into me and with the small, packed club, it gave me an opportunity to put my arm around her and pull her into me so that we could hear each other. During this time, my buddy is working his previous fuck buddy pretty well. I look over and they are making out.
I eventually get the number of the girl I am talking to and then the girls say they are leaving to the bathroom.
My buddy and I strategize about getting them to come back to his place with me tagging along. We come up with the perfect plan. However, the girls never come back. We look for them later but they must have left the club.
I go back to Fidelio and the boys. We close the club down and decide to hit a Denny's nearby.
There are two hispanic cuties at Denny's in a booth not far from us. Capt Jack and I debate about who is going to open them but I decide to go in. I open by physically sliding one of the girls over with my hips so I could sit down and then saying "Sorry I am late, did you guys order for me?"
Up close, neither is as hot as they looked from afar. However, they are still the BSA (best set available). They are both tough, gangsta type girls with lots of tattoos. The girl I shoved over even had a tattoo of her last name on her neck. These were hard party girls although they were both still cute.
They are shocked that someone would physically shove their friend from her seat and plop down with them. The girl across from me, the cuter of the two, tells me I was ballsy but that she would call the manager to get me removed. Not a good start!
Instead of taking offense (as I did just rudely push my way into their late night dinner), I tease her that she isn't man enough and then tease her about chest hair, being a wimp, etc. This got her laughing and she dropped any notion of getting rid of me.
Instead, she started asking me a bunch of questions about me. She was shocked I was as old as I was. I turned the tables on her and asked her where she worked. It turns out, they are both stippers at some seedy strip club I had never heard of and had just gotten off work.
Based on this information, I changed my game to being more dominate and sexual. I started stealing food off their plates and made the one sitting across from me start feeding me. I started picking on the one next to me becuase it was obvious that she was very drunk or stoned or both.
I asked them what they were doing later and they said they wanted to party more. I told them I had a full bar at my house and they both agreed to come home with me. With as freaky as these two are, I am thinking this is a guaranteed threesome. I continue to tease them while we eat however, I start to have doubts about whether I want these two knowing where I live or not. Although they are both good looking, they are rough and I would worry about something going missing or having some gang banger buddies come jack me later.
I try and change it that we go back to one of their places but they say they don't have any alcohol where they live. I am about to give up on the set and walk away when they then ask who I am at Denny's with. I point at the group of boys and the one sitting across from me says that she thinks Sinn is cute because she likes bad boys and digs the stripe in his hair.
I holler at Sinn and he comes over and immediately jumps into "Big Dick" game. The girls eat it up. The one across from me considers going to the bathroom with Sinn while she is feeding me her food. The one next to me is now shutting down and can barely keep her stoned eyes open.
As Sinn keeps going for the bathroom pull, it is becoming clearer and clearer that these girls would probably do whatever we wanted them to do as long as we paid them. We decide to eject and abandon the set. There is no real skill in gaming hookers and I really don't want to catch something that doesn't wash off.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Great post!
http://immaculate-seduction.blogspot.com/2007/07/where-future-revs-his-engine-and-spots.html
I love the metaphor included in the last couple of paragraphs about his break up. I totally feel the pain!
I love the metaphor included in the last couple of paragraphs about his break up. I totally feel the pain!
Day 10 - I am officially sick
Yup, I fought the head cold and the head cold won. On the plus side, I got to work from home again today. But I can't really justify going out for the 30 day challenge when I skipped work.
So, I need to finish my post from yesterday/last night.... I had every hope to go to bed early and get a good night's sleep. However, I had no idea that myspace, which has provided me several lays and I considered a close friend, would become my mortal enemy.
At the birthday party I went to on Friday, many pictures were taken with me and the birthday girl. Some involved me feeding her cake. Some involved me picking her up. Some involved her kissing me on the cheek. And one was of me giving her a kiss.
And just my luck, birthday girl was proud of the action she recieved from me so she put them front and center on her myspace page.
The fallout I recieved was ridiculous!!!!
I had 3 girls call me and rip me a new asshole last night. And a fourth showed up in the wee hours of the morning and even though I was asleep and sick, proceeded to argue with me until dawn. Needless to say, I was a very cranky individual today.
Today, the wrath continued. Two of the girls who beat me up last night for kissing birthday girl decided that I needed more abuse today. And then, the girl I used to live with, the closest I have to an ex-wife, let me know she also saw the pictures, is now engaged, and her fiance used to date the birthday girl. Fun stuff!!!!
So, what was a PUA to do in this circumstance? Sarge on! I worked the "one who got away" via email and now have a date set up. I also set up a Saturday day date with the work girl I just started to see. I hooked up with birthday girl again for some relaxing action. I set up a vacation trip with my girl from south Texas (who also sent me flowers today, btw). I got invited to an exclusive social event that is VIP/Invite only for this weekend. And I have a MLTR on her way over now to pamper my sick self.
I had to turn this day into something positive. Rarely have I had such a perfect storm of drama hit me at once. I could either crawl into a ball and cry or attack the day. I chose attack!
Hopefully I will be feeling better tomorrow and will be able to continue my cold approaches for the 30 day challenge. But in the meantime, I am resting, dealing with drama, working girlies as best as I can from my house, and getting healthy for the upcoming weekend.
So, I need to finish my post from yesterday/last night.... I had every hope to go to bed early and get a good night's sleep. However, I had no idea that myspace, which has provided me several lays and I considered a close friend, would become my mortal enemy.
At the birthday party I went to on Friday, many pictures were taken with me and the birthday girl. Some involved me feeding her cake. Some involved me picking her up. Some involved her kissing me on the cheek. And one was of me giving her a kiss.
And just my luck, birthday girl was proud of the action she recieved from me so she put them front and center on her myspace page.
The fallout I recieved was ridiculous!!!!
I had 3 girls call me and rip me a new asshole last night. And a fourth showed up in the wee hours of the morning and even though I was asleep and sick, proceeded to argue with me until dawn. Needless to say, I was a very cranky individual today.
Today, the wrath continued. Two of the girls who beat me up last night for kissing birthday girl decided that I needed more abuse today. And then, the girl I used to live with, the closest I have to an ex-wife, let me know she also saw the pictures, is now engaged, and her fiance used to date the birthday girl. Fun stuff!!!!
So, what was a PUA to do in this circumstance? Sarge on! I worked the "one who got away" via email and now have a date set up. I also set up a Saturday day date with the work girl I just started to see. I hooked up with birthday girl again for some relaxing action. I set up a vacation trip with my girl from south Texas (who also sent me flowers today, btw). I got invited to an exclusive social event that is VIP/Invite only for this weekend. And I have a MLTR on her way over now to pamper my sick self.
I had to turn this day into something positive. Rarely have I had such a perfect storm of drama hit me at once. I could either crawl into a ball and cry or attack the day. I chose attack!
Hopefully I will be feeling better tomorrow and will be able to continue my cold approaches for the 30 day challenge. But in the meantime, I am resting, dealing with drama, working girlies as best as I can from my house, and getting healthy for the upcoming weekend.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Day 9 - Even the Lord had to rest
So after I leave my date last night and get home and go to sleep. I start coughing so much I couldn't sleep. So I take a Benadryl (which messes me up) and finally fall asleep.
I wake up this morning officially sick. There were several people who had the sniffles at the wedding I was at last weekend and I guess it finally caught up with me.
I call into work and tell them I will be working from home so I don't infect anybody and I was actually productive. But with me staying home, there is really no way I can justify going out for the 30 Day Challenge.
Instead, I decide to work the phone and email. I email "one who got away" and she responds. We start an email chain which shows promise. I also caught up with several other girlies and have a few other leads going on.
Other than that, I decided to plan my week. I now have party plans lined up for Wednesday, Thursday and Friday including the opening of an exclusive club that won't let guys under 26 in. We shall see how that goes....
I wake up this morning officially sick. There were several people who had the sniffles at the wedding I was at last weekend and I guess it finally caught up with me.
I call into work and tell them I will be working from home so I don't infect anybody and I was actually productive. But with me staying home, there is really no way I can justify going out for the 30 Day Challenge.
Instead, I decide to work the phone and email. I email "one who got away" and she responds. We start an email chain which shows promise. I also caught up with several other girlies and have a few other leads going on.
Other than that, I decided to plan my week. I now have party plans lined up for Wednesday, Thursday and Friday including the opening of an exclusive club that won't let guys under 26 in. We shall see how that goes....
Day 8 - Happy birthday to me?
No, Sunday was not my birthday. But it felt like it!
After having a great weekend and a lot of sex with my girl in south Texas, I get back to Dallas. I am tired from a long week at work, my trip, working out, lots of sex and partying the night before. I am dedicated to the 30 day challenge but don't feel like heading out to the bars.
Instead, I call the birthday girl from Friday night http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/07/day-6-babysitting.html and asked her to dinner. She agreed.
I pick her up with a hug and a kiss and we head off to dinner. I tease her the whole time about her being a lightweight on Friday night and how much she owes me for taking care of her. Dinner was good - I sat on the same side of the booth as her and held her hand, rubbed her thigh, snuck kisses, etc.
After dinner, I told her I had some errands to run but that she was invited to come with me. She agreed so we ran around and then went back to my place. We hung out there and talked to my roommate. At this point, exhaustion is consuming me. I can barely keep my eyes open so I down a red bull.
So, from dinner, to errands, to my place, we had 3 mini-dates. And although I was touching her and kissing her the whole time, I didn't escalate at all. I wanted her to feel comfortable around me and to wonder if I was going to make a move. I had thought about escalating at my place but am so very tired so offer to take her home so the red bull has time to kick in.
We then left and went back to her place and turned on TV and started looking at pictures on her computer. The red bull has helped but I am still at a point of exhaustion. I tell her I need to leave and stand up and pull her up off the couch. We embrace which turns into a makeout.
I am completely exhausted but Lil Twitch has always had a mind of his own. He awakens and convinces me to stay.
I rip off her shirt while she goes for my pants. She drops to her knees and it is confirmed, Lil Twitch is definitely awake now. I let her work her magic for a bit then pull her up, take off her pants, push her down and take her on the couch. She doesn't stop me and eventually I roll over and put her on top to finish us both off.
Two girls in one day....it feels like my birthday!
After having a great weekend and a lot of sex with my girl in south Texas, I get back to Dallas. I am tired from a long week at work, my trip, working out, lots of sex and partying the night before. I am dedicated to the 30 day challenge but don't feel like heading out to the bars.
Instead, I call the birthday girl from Friday night http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/07/day-6-babysitting.html and asked her to dinner. She agreed.
I pick her up with a hug and a kiss and we head off to dinner. I tease her the whole time about her being a lightweight on Friday night and how much she owes me for taking care of her. Dinner was good - I sat on the same side of the booth as her and held her hand, rubbed her thigh, snuck kisses, etc.
After dinner, I told her I had some errands to run but that she was invited to come with me. She agreed so we ran around and then went back to my place. We hung out there and talked to my roommate. At this point, exhaustion is consuming me. I can barely keep my eyes open so I down a red bull.
So, from dinner, to errands, to my place, we had 3 mini-dates. And although I was touching her and kissing her the whole time, I didn't escalate at all. I wanted her to feel comfortable around me and to wonder if I was going to make a move. I had thought about escalating at my place but am so very tired so offer to take her home so the red bull has time to kick in.
We then left and went back to her place and turned on TV and started looking at pictures on her computer. The red bull has helped but I am still at a point of exhaustion. I tell her I need to leave and stand up and pull her up off the couch. We embrace which turns into a makeout.
I am completely exhausted but Lil Twitch has always had a mind of his own. He awakens and convinces me to stay.
I rip off her shirt while she goes for my pants. She drops to her knees and it is confirmed, Lil Twitch is definitely awake now. I let her work her magic for a bit then pull her up, take off her pants, push her down and take her on the couch. She doesn't stop me and eventually I roll over and put her on top to finish us both off.
Two girls in one day....it feels like my birthday!
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Day 7 - On a trip
Saturday I wake up excited that I am going to visit my sweetie in south Texas. The more I hang out with her, the more into her I get. Eventually, if it keeps up like we are going, we will probably have to talk about commitment and exclulsivity. But we can cross that bridge when we get there.
I sneak one last workout in for the week. I got in 4 total and feel really good about it (if not also really sore).
Knowing that opportunites to participate in the 30 day Summer of Love challenge would be limited since I would be with my girl, I got to the airport early to see what I could do.
Seriously, I walked the length of the airport and didn't find one cutie that met my standards to flirt with..... I practiced a bit by talking to some of the women who work in the various shops but even the "hired guns" weren't turning heads.
I catch the flight and hang out with my girl. We catch up, grab dinner, and then go party.
Highlights of the weekend include her telling me she was falling in love with me, making her come 3 times and trying anal sex.
She was married before and told me that during her marriage of several years, her husband only made her come around 10 times. She is one tough customer! I have only been sleeping with her a month and am already at 5. That is the way to get a woman into you!
A funny story.... we came home drunk from the bars via taxi. She lives with her sister and her nephew and before we left, her sister said she was going out and going to drop the kid off at their mom's to babysit.
We got home and thinking that the place was empty, had some very loud lovemaking. Very loud! In the morning, we were loud again and then drifted back off to sleep. We woke up later and heard some talking in the living room. My girl goes "Holy shit! That is my mom!" It turns out, that instead of dropping the kid off at mom's, mom came over and spent the night.
We were freaking out all day. We waited until mom left before coming out of her room. My girl later called her mom and asked if we were noisy when we came in. Her mom said no, she wasn't feeling well so she popped some Benadryl and slept through the whole night. Phew!
I sneak one last workout in for the week. I got in 4 total and feel really good about it (if not also really sore).
Knowing that opportunites to participate in the 30 day Summer of Love challenge would be limited since I would be with my girl, I got to the airport early to see what I could do.
Seriously, I walked the length of the airport and didn't find one cutie that met my standards to flirt with..... I practiced a bit by talking to some of the women who work in the various shops but even the "hired guns" weren't turning heads.
I catch the flight and hang out with my girl. We catch up, grab dinner, and then go party.
Highlights of the weekend include her telling me she was falling in love with me, making her come 3 times and trying anal sex.
She was married before and told me that during her marriage of several years, her husband only made her come around 10 times. She is one tough customer! I have only been sleeping with her a month and am already at 5. That is the way to get a woman into you!
A funny story.... we came home drunk from the bars via taxi. She lives with her sister and her nephew and before we left, her sister said she was going out and going to drop the kid off at their mom's to babysit.
We got home and thinking that the place was empty, had some very loud lovemaking. Very loud! In the morning, we were loud again and then drifted back off to sleep. We woke up later and heard some talking in the living room. My girl goes "Holy shit! That is my mom!" It turns out, that instead of dropping the kid off at mom's, mom came over and spent the night.
We were freaking out all day. We waited until mom left before coming out of her room. My girl later called her mom and asked if we were noisy when we came in. Her mom said no, she wasn't feeling well so she popped some Benadryl and slept through the whole night. Phew!
Day 6 - Babysitting
After a tough day at work, I roll to a birthday party of a hot girl in my social circle. I am tasked with bringing the cake so I make sure I show up on time. It turns out I am the first one there so I grab a beer and settle in.
After a while, everyone starts showing up including the birthday girl. It is a fun little gathering and several people buy the birthday girl her favorite drink. I have hung out with her before and she is a lightweight. By the end of the party, she has downed 3 drinks which is a lot for her.
I am very tired after a stressful week at work, starting my work outs again and being out every night for this 30 day challenge so I don't drink much and am definitely not the life of the party.
After everyone gets a good buzz, birthday girl's friends start coming up to me to tell me how much she likes me. Birthday girl herself has all of her friends take turns telling me an impression they have of her and she has me sit next to her the whole time she eats the cake and opens the presents. It is becoming obvioius to me that someone has a crush...
The party ends and everyone leaves telling me to take good care of her. It finally ends up just us and I take all of her gifts out to my car and then come back for her. She has some exaggerated movements but otherwise is not slurring or staggering around so I determine her more buzzed than drunk. I ask if she wants to walk over to a bar nearby instead of going home and she agrees.
We walk into X-bar and it is pretty crowded for it being as early as it is (9pm). I go to the bar to order me a beer and offer to get her water but she insists on a cosmo. I question her decision a couple of times but she insists. Who am I to deny the birthday girl? I get her the cosmo.
We go to the band side of the bar but it is too early even for the band. We talk and flirt and eventually I decide to make a move and kiss her. Make out ensues and then we start grinding/dancing with each other to the hip hop music they are playing. She reaches back and starts rubbing Lil Twitch through my jeans. He responds and I tell her we should get out of here. She says she wants to wait until the band comes on (9:45pm)
We wait for the band and they are decent. We dance to their first couple of songs but then birthday girl starts losing her balance while trying to dance. She is halfway done with her cosmo so I decide to help her. I take a sip and realize that it is VERY strong. Shit! I don't want her to be too drunk....
I insist that we leave and she agrees. I put her unfinished cosmo on the bar to be thrown out but she grabs it and downs it.
We go outside and she is staggering and leaning on me for support to walk. We get to my car and she tells me she doesn't know if she should get inside because she might be sick. We wait 15 minutes until she thinks she is fine and we drive to her place.
We get inside and I bring all of her gifts in and get water for us while she goes into her room. She comes out later wearing some sexy lingerie. This night has gotten really, really good!
We start making out and once it gets hot and heavy, I pick her up and carry her to her room and throw her on the bed.
She undoes my pants and starts rubbing me through my underwear. I take off her panties. I am thinking this is going to be on. I sit her up so I can slide her lingerie off but when I sit her up, she drunkenly loses her balance and falls over. I now realize she is too drunk and decide that we better stop. I NEVER push sex when the girl is too intoxicated.
She lays back on her bed and then tells me she doesn't feel very good. She then runs to the bathroom and starts throwing up. Now, I have thrown up many times from drinking and usually once I get it out, it is all over and I feel better.
However, this girl proceeded to throw up.....and throw up.....and throw up.....for 2 and a half hours! I looked for blood in her puke to see if she had alcohol poisoning but it was just plain puke. I considered taking her to the hospital but she only had 4 drinks so I knew that she wasn't in danger.
I baby sat her - held her hair, got her water, flushed the toilet, made sure she didn't fall over, rubbed her back, etc. - the whole time. I finally got her to crawl into bed and go to sleep. After she was asleep for 30 minutes and I was sure she wasn't going to get sick again, I went through her purse, found her house keys, left, locked the door and left the key under the mat.
I got to my house around 1:30am but decided that I needed to make the most of my night. I go to a neighborhood bar and grab a beer but the place is dead and filled with 80% guys. I look for cuties to flirt with but the only semi-decent girls are already coupled up. I down my beer and head home.
Once I get home, I receive a call from my girl from south Texas. I am flying to see her tomorrow. She is drunk dialing me and ends up putting me on the phone with all of her friends. I make sure she has a safe way to get home and we proceed to text each other dirty text messages until she lets me know she made it home safely. I can't wait to see her tomorrow!
So, all in all, it was a decent night. I give myself an 'A' for having good morals by not taking advantage of the drunk girl and an 'A' for making the most of my evening and attempting to sarge at 1:30 in the morning after babysitting all night. I give myself a 'C' for actual results as I could have monitored birthday girl's alcohol intake better to ensure myself a successful evening.
After a while, everyone starts showing up including the birthday girl. It is a fun little gathering and several people buy the birthday girl her favorite drink. I have hung out with her before and she is a lightweight. By the end of the party, she has downed 3 drinks which is a lot for her.
I am very tired after a stressful week at work, starting my work outs again and being out every night for this 30 day challenge so I don't drink much and am definitely not the life of the party.
After everyone gets a good buzz, birthday girl's friends start coming up to me to tell me how much she likes me. Birthday girl herself has all of her friends take turns telling me an impression they have of her and she has me sit next to her the whole time she eats the cake and opens the presents. It is becoming obvioius to me that someone has a crush...
The party ends and everyone leaves telling me to take good care of her. It finally ends up just us and I take all of her gifts out to my car and then come back for her. She has some exaggerated movements but otherwise is not slurring or staggering around so I determine her more buzzed than drunk. I ask if she wants to walk over to a bar nearby instead of going home and she agrees.
We walk into X-bar and it is pretty crowded for it being as early as it is (9pm). I go to the bar to order me a beer and offer to get her water but she insists on a cosmo. I question her decision a couple of times but she insists. Who am I to deny the birthday girl? I get her the cosmo.
We go to the band side of the bar but it is too early even for the band. We talk and flirt and eventually I decide to make a move and kiss her. Make out ensues and then we start grinding/dancing with each other to the hip hop music they are playing. She reaches back and starts rubbing Lil Twitch through my jeans. He responds and I tell her we should get out of here. She says she wants to wait until the band comes on (9:45pm)
We wait for the band and they are decent. We dance to their first couple of songs but then birthday girl starts losing her balance while trying to dance. She is halfway done with her cosmo so I decide to help her. I take a sip and realize that it is VERY strong. Shit! I don't want her to be too drunk....
I insist that we leave and she agrees. I put her unfinished cosmo on the bar to be thrown out but she grabs it and downs it.
We go outside and she is staggering and leaning on me for support to walk. We get to my car and she tells me she doesn't know if she should get inside because she might be sick. We wait 15 minutes until she thinks she is fine and we drive to her place.
We get inside and I bring all of her gifts in and get water for us while she goes into her room. She comes out later wearing some sexy lingerie. This night has gotten really, really good!
We start making out and once it gets hot and heavy, I pick her up and carry her to her room and throw her on the bed.
She undoes my pants and starts rubbing me through my underwear. I take off her panties. I am thinking this is going to be on. I sit her up so I can slide her lingerie off but when I sit her up, she drunkenly loses her balance and falls over. I now realize she is too drunk and decide that we better stop. I NEVER push sex when the girl is too intoxicated.
She lays back on her bed and then tells me she doesn't feel very good. She then runs to the bathroom and starts throwing up. Now, I have thrown up many times from drinking and usually once I get it out, it is all over and I feel better.
However, this girl proceeded to throw up.....and throw up.....and throw up.....for 2 and a half hours! I looked for blood in her puke to see if she had alcohol poisoning but it was just plain puke. I considered taking her to the hospital but she only had 4 drinks so I knew that she wasn't in danger.
I baby sat her - held her hair, got her water, flushed the toilet, made sure she didn't fall over, rubbed her back, etc. - the whole time. I finally got her to crawl into bed and go to sleep. After she was asleep for 30 minutes and I was sure she wasn't going to get sick again, I went through her purse, found her house keys, left, locked the door and left the key under the mat.
I got to my house around 1:30am but decided that I needed to make the most of my night. I go to a neighborhood bar and grab a beer but the place is dead and filled with 80% guys. I look for cuties to flirt with but the only semi-decent girls are already coupled up. I down my beer and head home.
Once I get home, I receive a call from my girl from south Texas. I am flying to see her tomorrow. She is drunk dialing me and ends up putting me on the phone with all of her friends. I make sure she has a safe way to get home and we proceed to text each other dirty text messages until she lets me know she made it home safely. I can't wait to see her tomorrow!
So, all in all, it was a decent night. I give myself an 'A' for having good morals by not taking advantage of the drunk girl and an 'A' for making the most of my evening and attempting to sarge at 1:30 in the morning after babysitting all night. I give myself a 'C' for actual results as I could have monitored birthday girl's alcohol intake better to ensure myself a successful evening.
Friday, July 20, 2007
I hate every bone in your body (except for mine)
Great lyrics from Poison:
"I hate every bone in your body but mine, I cant wait till I can hate you tonight....."
This one line totally summed up the off and on relationship I have had with a girl I have been seeing for the last 2 years.
Although I do love her, she is mean, bitchy, obsessively jealous and frankly, just not good TO me or FOR me. I have never argued and fought with someone so much in my life.
All that being said, I am addicted to her. We have a physical chemistry that is unmatched in any other relationship I have ever had. And when it is good, it is GREAT!
However, like all addictions, they need to be overcome. I know I can't marry this girl because I would have a miserable existance the rest of my life. So I had to let her go. It wasn't easy but she was getting in the way of me meeting someone I might actually have a future with.
Like any addiction, it is going to be tough for me not to go back. I need to be strong.
"I hate every bone in your body but mine, I cant wait till I can hate you tonight....."
This one line totally summed up the off and on relationship I have had with a girl I have been seeing for the last 2 years.
Although I do love her, she is mean, bitchy, obsessively jealous and frankly, just not good TO me or FOR me. I have never argued and fought with someone so much in my life.
All that being said, I am addicted to her. We have a physical chemistry that is unmatched in any other relationship I have ever had. And when it is good, it is GREAT!
However, like all addictions, they need to be overcome. I know I can't marry this girl because I would have a miserable existance the rest of my life. So I had to let her go. It wasn't easy but she was getting in the way of me meeting someone I might actually have a future with.
Like any addiction, it is going to be tough for me not to go back. I need to be strong.
Day 5 - The Party
Today was a crazy day at work so I didn't have much time to IM, Text or make calls during the day. I did manage to sneak off at lunch to meet up with Finesse from the Dallas PUA boards. Good guy who is goal oriented and driven. I think he is going to be very successful at PU.
After work, I went to a happy hour with my buddy. We used to work together on a previous project but now I have moved onto bigger and better things. He still makes appearances at the client from time to time and did yesterday. So when I show up at happy hour, low and behold, he has invited several people I used to work with - including the girl I have been trying to set a date up with. Excellent! She had actually sent me an email earlier saying that she might attend so it wasn't a total surprise.
Happy hour was interesting. The work girl and I were making obvious eyes at each other but one of the company's key executives showed up too. He has always had a big crush on her and was shamelessly flirting with her. It wouldn't be good for her job or any potential future projects with that company to cock block him so I flirted with a really hot brunette that my buddy also invited.
I got in pretty good with brunette while my buddy was busy chatting up her blonde friend. Later, he and I decided to make a lap around the venue to see what else caught our eye. While we were walking, he told me that he orignally invited brunette for himself but that he could see that she was into me so he backed off. My buddy is my best wingman. We have each fallen on grenades for each other many times. Since I already had work girl waiting for me, I told him I was backing off brunette.
When we got back to our group, I joined the conversation with work girl and executive and let him move in on brunette. This pissed his blonde off and they both left shortly afterwards. Oops!
Buddy and I had tickets to a big party thrown by a social magazine in Dallas. 7:00pm rolls around which is when the party starts so my buddy and I start to leave. Unfortunately, he ends up inviting everyone at happy hour. I give him the look of death when he does this and he realizes his mistake and texts me "sorry".
Its not that I didn't want any of these people, work girl included, to come with us. Its just that I wanted a night of running around hitting on women and suddenly I was about to be handicapped. No reason to bring sand to the white, pristine beach that this party promised to be.
Everyone else declined the party except for work girl. They all leave and she hangs around while I close out the tab. Work girl is really hot and I really do like her so I am not too put out. We roll to the party in my car.
We get there and the place is packed! With HOT women everywhere. My buddy remarks it is the best $40 he has ever spent. I glare at him again, he gives me a shit eating grin and saunters off into the crowd to start macking.
Work girl and I grab a spot to stand by the bar and start talking and drinking. The rest of the night is filled with work girl and I flirting with each other broken up by the occasional interruption of my buddy parading some hot girl by us.
After a while, I decide it is time to walk around. I grab work girl by the hand and we wander around the venue. Back in a corner, we find a photo booth and get in line.
Inside the booth, I tell her that I am the director. She agrees. The booth takes 4 photos:
1) Gangsta pose
2) I grab and kiss her
3) We hug
4) I turn around and she spanks me
We get the photos and they are hilarious. We grab another drink and decide that we want to do another round of photos. I tell her I am the director again
1) Kissing
2) I turn her around, push her down and put my arms behind my head. It looks like she is blowing me
3) I turn around, stand her up and act like I am eating her out
4) I spank her
These pictures are even funnier! We start walking around through the crowd. I start pointing out hot girls that my buddy should be gaming if we find him. Work girl starts going up to all of the hotties I point out and showing them our pictures. This earns us a bunch of hotties hanging out with us. If I wasn't trying to date her, work girl would make an excellent wingwoman!
We decide it is time to leave. As we are driving, she mentions that she is seeing double. To me, this is a hint that she doesn't want me to take her to her car as we haven't drank that much....I don't say a word but start driving to my place. She asks where we are going and I just ignore her.
We get to my house and she goes in and makes herself comfortable. No complaints about being there. I give her some water and then we start to make out on the couch. She says she has to go to the bathroom, which is through my room, and gets up and leaves me.
I wait for a while and she doesn't come out. I go to check on her and find her in my bed. I shut the bedroom door and join her.......
Another successful pull. The only regret of the day is that I didn't get a work out in.
After work, I went to a happy hour with my buddy. We used to work together on a previous project but now I have moved onto bigger and better things. He still makes appearances at the client from time to time and did yesterday. So when I show up at happy hour, low and behold, he has invited several people I used to work with - including the girl I have been trying to set a date up with. Excellent! She had actually sent me an email earlier saying that she might attend so it wasn't a total surprise.
Happy hour was interesting. The work girl and I were making obvious eyes at each other but one of the company's key executives showed up too. He has always had a big crush on her and was shamelessly flirting with her. It wouldn't be good for her job or any potential future projects with that company to cock block him so I flirted with a really hot brunette that my buddy also invited.
I got in pretty good with brunette while my buddy was busy chatting up her blonde friend. Later, he and I decided to make a lap around the venue to see what else caught our eye. While we were walking, he told me that he orignally invited brunette for himself but that he could see that she was into me so he backed off. My buddy is my best wingman. We have each fallen on grenades for each other many times. Since I already had work girl waiting for me, I told him I was backing off brunette.
When we got back to our group, I joined the conversation with work girl and executive and let him move in on brunette. This pissed his blonde off and they both left shortly afterwards. Oops!
Buddy and I had tickets to a big party thrown by a social magazine in Dallas. 7:00pm rolls around which is when the party starts so my buddy and I start to leave. Unfortunately, he ends up inviting everyone at happy hour. I give him the look of death when he does this and he realizes his mistake and texts me "sorry".
Its not that I didn't want any of these people, work girl included, to come with us. Its just that I wanted a night of running around hitting on women and suddenly I was about to be handicapped. No reason to bring sand to the white, pristine beach that this party promised to be.
Everyone else declined the party except for work girl. They all leave and she hangs around while I close out the tab. Work girl is really hot and I really do like her so I am not too put out. We roll to the party in my car.
We get there and the place is packed! With HOT women everywhere. My buddy remarks it is the best $40 he has ever spent. I glare at him again, he gives me a shit eating grin and saunters off into the crowd to start macking.
Work girl and I grab a spot to stand by the bar and start talking and drinking. The rest of the night is filled with work girl and I flirting with each other broken up by the occasional interruption of my buddy parading some hot girl by us.
After a while, I decide it is time to walk around. I grab work girl by the hand and we wander around the venue. Back in a corner, we find a photo booth and get in line.
Inside the booth, I tell her that I am the director. She agrees. The booth takes 4 photos:
1) Gangsta pose
2) I grab and kiss her
3) We hug
4) I turn around and she spanks me
We get the photos and they are hilarious. We grab another drink and decide that we want to do another round of photos. I tell her I am the director again
1) Kissing
2) I turn her around, push her down and put my arms behind my head. It looks like she is blowing me
3) I turn around, stand her up and act like I am eating her out
4) I spank her
These pictures are even funnier! We start walking around through the crowd. I start pointing out hot girls that my buddy should be gaming if we find him. Work girl starts going up to all of the hotties I point out and showing them our pictures. This earns us a bunch of hotties hanging out with us. If I wasn't trying to date her, work girl would make an excellent wingwoman!
We decide it is time to leave. As we are driving, she mentions that she is seeing double. To me, this is a hint that she doesn't want me to take her to her car as we haven't drank that much....I don't say a word but start driving to my place. She asks where we are going and I just ignore her.
We get to my house and she goes in and makes herself comfortable. No complaints about being there. I give her some water and then we start to make out on the couch. She says she has to go to the bathroom, which is through my room, and gets up and leaves me.
I wait for a while and she doesn't come out. I go to check on her and find her in my bed. I shut the bedroom door and join her.......
Another successful pull. The only regret of the day is that I didn't get a work out in.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Day 4 - Summer of Love
So, after 3 hours of sleep, I roll into work. I hired a new girl who started today so I trained her in the morning and then took the afternoon off. I love being in between projects....
I meet up with the hot Blonde from my "Bitchy" post. She looks amazing and gives me a big, warm hug. We talk for about an hour and a half. She has been down in the dumps because the relationship with her fiance is failing so she wasn't high energy.
Our conversation was comfortable. It was mostly small talk - getting to know each other stuff. I let her give me a little background on her fiance but made sure to steer the conversation way any time so talked about him too much. I did throw in a few of my heart melters and told a couple of funny stories that went over well.
At the end of the date, she looked long into my eyes and I can tell there is real attraction there. She is also still trying to work it out with her fiance. So, there is a crack in the armor but I think this one will be slow going until she gets her emotions worked out.
I tried to set up a night out so that I can get her in a more happening, fun environment but she said she hasn't been in the mood to go out much lately.
Some good progress was made but I have a lot of work to do to get this one. However, after talking with her for so long, I really like her. Not only is she HOT, she has a great, caring personality too.
After I got back home, I started IMing the girl from work I asked out yesterday. We tried to set a date to go out but our schedules are conflicting for the next week. It will happen with her but obviously is going to take some time.
I then ran some errands and went to the gym - 3rd day in a row. I lifted legs and shoulders. While I was at the gym, my girl from south Texas started texting me. She was being really emotional but I think her Aunt Flo is in town so it is forgivable. I decided to go visit her this weekend so my other tentative dates are off for this weekend.
I then went to my church function. This is the last session in a series on dating. I definitely want to wrap up the class and there is a girl I have been talking to that I would like to set something up with.
The class at church was, in my opinion, the best of the series. At least it was the most applicable to my life. However, there was no girl. She didn't show.
After church, I went to dinner with Fidelio and my previous one-it-is. Fidelio and I then rolled out to meet Sinn, Capt Jack and Juicy at club that is normally happening on Wednesdays. However, this Wednesday, it wasn't. I searched the club for a girl cute enough to hit on and didn't find any.
We gave it until midnight mostly because it had cheap drinks and then went to X-Bar. Unfortunately, this one was even worse off. I rolled home before the bar closed to get in as much sleep as possible.
I meet up with the hot Blonde from my "Bitchy" post. She looks amazing and gives me a big, warm hug. We talk for about an hour and a half. She has been down in the dumps because the relationship with her fiance is failing so she wasn't high energy.
Our conversation was comfortable. It was mostly small talk - getting to know each other stuff. I let her give me a little background on her fiance but made sure to steer the conversation way any time so talked about him too much. I did throw in a few of my heart melters and told a couple of funny stories that went over well.
At the end of the date, she looked long into my eyes and I can tell there is real attraction there. She is also still trying to work it out with her fiance. So, there is a crack in the armor but I think this one will be slow going until she gets her emotions worked out.
I tried to set up a night out so that I can get her in a more happening, fun environment but she said she hasn't been in the mood to go out much lately.
Some good progress was made but I have a lot of work to do to get this one. However, after talking with her for so long, I really like her. Not only is she HOT, she has a great, caring personality too.
After I got back home, I started IMing the girl from work I asked out yesterday. We tried to set a date to go out but our schedules are conflicting for the next week. It will happen with her but obviously is going to take some time.
I then ran some errands and went to the gym - 3rd day in a row. I lifted legs and shoulders. While I was at the gym, my girl from south Texas started texting me. She was being really emotional but I think her Aunt Flo is in town so it is forgivable. I decided to go visit her this weekend so my other tentative dates are off for this weekend.
I then went to my church function. This is the last session in a series on dating. I definitely want to wrap up the class and there is a girl I have been talking to that I would like to set something up with.
The class at church was, in my opinion, the best of the series. At least it was the most applicable to my life. However, there was no girl. She didn't show.
After church, I went to dinner with Fidelio and my previous one-it-is. Fidelio and I then rolled out to meet Sinn, Capt Jack and Juicy at club that is normally happening on Wednesdays. However, this Wednesday, it wasn't. I searched the club for a girl cute enough to hit on and didn't find any.
We gave it until midnight mostly because it had cheap drinks and then went to X-Bar. Unfortunately, this one was even worse off. I rolled home before the bar closed to get in as much sleep as possible.
Day 3 - The Teaser got Teased
I had the opportunity to work from home this morning so I slept in and didn’t shower until noon. It was a very lazy morning….
Around 10am, I went to the mailbox and found a card from the postman saying they had a package I had to sign for at the main office. I went back to the house, threw on a hat and went to the post office. Fortunately for me, I got in line behind this very cute blonde girl. Unfortunately for me, approach anxiety kicked in because of how I looked - unshaven, old sweats on, old hat and stinky from sex last night. The most I could muster was giving her a smile when we made eye contact. She smiled back and then turned back to face the front of the line. Morale of the story - always be prepared when I go out in public….
In the afternoon, I had to go give a presentation for the executives of a company. The lady that introduced me really bragged me up. She exaggerated my resume to make me sound like I walk in water. And then she told everyone about the car I drive and that I am one of the biggest womanizers in Dallas. Seriously!!!! I was flabbergasted. Fortunately, it went over well. The audience laughed and it actually made my presentation more fun as they were being playful when asking me questions.
After I was done presenting, a Cougar with huge, fake breasts came up to me and was rubbing her boobs on my shoulder as she talked to me. It was very obvious what she was up to. However, I wasn’t that attracted to her so I didn’t do anything about it but flirt back with her.
I then came home and kept up my workout routine by lifting biceps and triceps. Hopefully I can get back into the habit of working out every day.
After my work out, I jumped on the computer and started IMing a girl I used to work with. I started teasing her about how much she must miss me, when she is going to take me out on the town, buy me stuff, etc. because I needed a sugga momma. She was playing back and at the end of the interaction, told me I should ask her out for real. So I did. I don’t know if I am going to be in town this upcoming weekend or not yet so we didn’t set a time or place.
I then text messaged the girl from http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/06/bitchy.html to confirm we are on for tomorrow. She has been living with her fiance but they are in the process of breaking up. She said she was having some drama so we may have to reschedule. As she was describing what was going on, I was giving her sarcastic compliments. “Oh, you handled that one well”, etc. Anyway, at the end she text me that “You are such a sweetheart!”. I am not sure if she was being sarcastic too or misreading my sarcasm as it is tough to tell via text or email. I guess I will find out if we end up meeting up tomorrow.
Around 10pm I roll out to the VIP party I got myself invited to. It turns out, my buddy Vodka and his GF scored invitations too so I will be meeting them there. I show up and run into Sinn and Capt Jack. We shoot the shit while we drink the free drinks the bar is offering. After I get there, Vodka texts me and tells me his GF is sick so he won’t be coming out. Looks like I am rolling with the PUA boys.
After a bit, El Topo rolls in with an entarouge that includes his hot girl and a couple of other cuties including a hot Asian girl. I instantly lock eyes with the Asian but am distracted by her drunk, blonde friend who throws herself at me. I can’t get to Asian through the blonde so I abandon the party for a bit.
I come back and check in with the boys to make sure it is OK for me to game the Asian and check to see if the girl El Topo is standing with is actually with him or not. I am told that the girl is off limits but I get the thumbs up all around on the Asian so I go up to her and we start dancing.
I really like to tease a girl on many levels including when I first meet them. I even wrote a post about some of the tactics I like to use to tease: http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/06/just-tip.html
Asian starts asking me all kinds of questions about where I am from, what I do, etc. After a bit, I stop her and ask say “WTF! Are you in the FBI or something? What is with all of the questions?” She then pulls up my shirt and feels my belly to check for a six pack (which is long gone many years ago) while telling me she is looking for the total package.
I then go “What! YOU are qualifying ME? Seriously!” I say this is a somewhat serious, somewhat playful tone. Then I walk away from her and go into another area of the bar.
Eventually I come back to her and find her sitting at a corner booth across from Capt Jack. I sit next to Capt Jack and talk to him for a bit and find Asian looking over at me. I give her the “come hither” with my finger and she gets up, comes over, climbs onto my lap and we start making out. She is an amazing kisser! And likes to tease when she kisses by sometimes pulling away just like I do.
We bounce around the bar and make outs lead to hand jobs and me fingering her and kissing on her chest. Now and then I leave her for a bit just to give her the fear of loss. After we got hot and heavy, I try to pull her “for a drive to get something to eat” but we both know we are going back to my place. She agrees to come out of the club but after we get down half of the stairs to the exit, she changes her mind and we go back into the club.
Here is where I should have done a takeaway but we are still holding hands and kissing so I didn’t think about it.
She drags me to a dark corner and undoes my pants and slides them down to my thighs and then climbs on my lap and starts dry humping me. We are both playing with each other and getting worked up again. I stand her up, pull my pants up, and caveman style lead her by the hand to the exit with no conversation again trying to pull her. We again get down some of the stairs when she changes her mind and drags me again back into the club.
Here again is where I should have done a takeway or started hitting on other girls to spike her jealousy. But again, she is still holding my hand, grinding on me and making out with me.
This time she takes me to a back bathroom and undoes my pants again. We are waiting in line and doing everything but fucking while we wait our turn to enter the bathroom. The guys standing next to us in line are getting quite a show! As soon as we are up in line and the bathroom is empty, she starts walking away again leaving me standing there with my pants around my knees.
I decide I have had enough of this so I head to the bar and start gaming another girl. I finally get smart. Asian sees this and comes over and drags me away. We start grinding on each other right in front of the DJ booth. Her Blonde friend is right next to us grinding on some guy. Asian sticks her hands down my pants for yet another hand job. We keep this up until the lights come on signaling everyone to exit.
I extract her outside to the patio and ask for her number. She starts to give it to me when her blonde friend runs out and interrupts us and says “We don’t give out our numbers. It is our pact”
I pull Asian away from her and try to number close her again. This time she is reluctant to give me any numbers but says she really wants to and thinks that she will regret it if she doesn’t. I tell her “You don’t know the half of it.” She asks for my number and I tell her no, she gives me her number or we walk away from each other. She still refuses.
I walk Asian and Blonde down to the valet stand. Blonde is quizzing me as to who I knew in the group and finally deduces that I know El Topo. She says that she will talk to El Topo about us all hanging out together again.
At the valet stand, I seperate Asian again and tell her I want to see her again and to give me her number. She looks at me and instead of giving me her number, launches at me for a hot makeout session.
I ask one more time for her number and tell her this is my last time asking. She says we should leave it to fate if we see each other again. I have never met someone so eager to play with my dick but so reluctant to give me their number. I start to wonder if she is married or something.
My car pulls up and I walk over to it. Asian rushes up to me and wants to know if this is my car. I say yes and she says “This is a killer car. Why do I keep meeting guys with nice cars? I will give you my number.”
I tell her she had her chance, hop in my car and drive off.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
The Line Up
To get the most out of the Summer of Love, I believe that you should be thinking at least a couple of step ahead to maximize the experience.
To that end, I have most of my week lined up.
Today, Tuesday, I have procurred a special invite to an exclusive, ultra lounge here in Dallas celebrating its 1 year anniversary. The party is invite only. Two words: Open Bar. It should be a great time and I am planning on sarging many cuties at the party.
Wednesday I am meeting up with the girl from my "Bitchy" post during the day for a day 2. http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/06/bitchy.html
I am then attending an event at my church. I attend this event each week with my previous one-it-is (who I think I actually might be making relationship progress with as she sees me date all of these girls around her). There is a girl there that is just my type who I have been slowly gaming. This is the last class in a series so it is time to close the deal and set up a date with this girl.
Thursday I achieved an invite to a charitable society's sponsored happy hour and then have tickets to an event sponsored by Dallas's main society magazine celebrating the "Best of Dallas". The event was sold out last year and should be attended by many of the big names in Dallas and lots of honey's...
Friday I am invited to a birthday party to a hot girl in my social circle. The girl has already asked me to babysit her and make sure she gets home safely. Excellent!
Saturday I have an invite to head to south Texas to see one of my girls. I also have tentative plans to go out with the ex-stripper I went to lunch with yesterday and have hinted at going out to a girl I used to work with. The work girl seems interested so I guess I have a decision to make - go visit my sweetie or try for some strange. It will probably be a judgement call.
To that end, I have most of my week lined up.
Today, Tuesday, I have procurred a special invite to an exclusive, ultra lounge here in Dallas celebrating its 1 year anniversary. The party is invite only. Two words: Open Bar. It should be a great time and I am planning on sarging many cuties at the party.
Wednesday I am meeting up with the girl from my "Bitchy" post during the day for a day 2. http://twitchypua.blogspot.com/2007/06/bitchy.html
I am then attending an event at my church. I attend this event each week with my previous one-it-is (who I think I actually might be making relationship progress with as she sees me date all of these girls around her). There is a girl there that is just my type who I have been slowly gaming. This is the last class in a series so it is time to close the deal and set up a date with this girl.
Thursday I achieved an invite to a charitable society's sponsored happy hour and then have tickets to an event sponsored by Dallas's main society magazine celebrating the "Best of Dallas". The event was sold out last year and should be attended by many of the big names in Dallas and lots of honey's...
Friday I am invited to a birthday party to a hot girl in my social circle. The girl has already asked me to babysit her and make sure she gets home safely. Excellent!
Saturday I have an invite to head to south Texas to see one of my girls. I also have tentative plans to go out with the ex-stripper I went to lunch with yesterday and have hinted at going out to a girl I used to work with. The work girl seems interested so I guess I have a decision to make - go visit my sweetie or try for some strange. It will probably be a judgement call.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Day 2 - Summer of Love, How 'bout a quickie?
Monday, July 16th, 2007.
Since I had forgotten that the 30 day approach competition was going to start yesterday until I got the official sign up email, today was my first day of intentionally attempting to grow my game. As I had to work today and have a big presentation tomorrow, I knew my time was limited. I had to make every moment count.
I took a break in the morning to work the phone and the internet. I ended up calling a couple of numbers in my phone that I hadn't really tried before. One of the girls answered my call. She was bored at work so I launched into a couple of funny tales of my weekend events including a summary of the Wedding story. This got her cracking up and before the moment waned, I asked her to dinner tonight. She agreed.
After I got off the phone with her, I jumped onto myspace and started messaging an ex-stripper who is a myspace friend of mine. I have actually briefly met her one time before but it hasn't gone anywhere. She too was bored with work so I told her she should escape for a long lunch. She agreed and we met up.
Lunch was great! Much like Capt Jack has his series of "heart melter" routines he made up based on his real life events (Jealous GF Deleted My Numbers, Let Grandma Buy You A New Pair of Jeans, etc.), I have been working on a couple myself and practiced them on her.
- I told her the Wedding Story which made her laugh. (shows I am a fun, carefree guy)
- Then transitioned into Fought to Protect Girl (I am a protector)
- Then jumped into Squirells Eat Nuts (shows my family values)
She then opened up on some of her life story including some of her stripper days. I interjected with a couple of stories about some of the strippers I have dated in the past to let her know I was OK with her previous profession and that I have dated dancers before.
I made sure to kino as much as possible and held some strong eye contact. We made tentative plans for this weekend if I decide to stay in town.
Lunch ended so I walked her to her car and gave her a hug and kiss on the cheek. I race back to the office and by the time I get there, the Iced Tea has kicked in and I really have to pee. I rush down the hall to the bathroom and as I get close, a girl with a beautiful face but somewhat large hips comes around the corner. Several offices share the floor and I have never seen this cutie before.
I give her the patented Twitchy "Eye Smile" where I smile so large and true that my eyes get involved. I find that if a girl finds me even remotely attractive, giving her a confident smile like this can really amp up her attraction. It didn't let me down here. She gave me a very big smile and an enthusiastic "Hi!".
Unfortunately, my bladder has top priority at this moment so I continue on without any further interaction.
By the time I got back to my desk, the ex-stripper from lunch had already messaged me. "Thank you for lunch. I really enjoyed it. BTW- you looked nice today! "
I wrapped up work and went home. I have decided that starting the Summer of Love is also a perfect opportunity to get my workouts going again. I am about 10lbs heavier than I want to be because I LOVE chips and salsa and beer. I have always prided myself on being able to wear the same size jeans as I wore in high school (I am in my mid 30s now) but they are getting tight. So it is time to get back in shape or spend a bunch of money on new jeans. The gym it is!
I do some chest and shoulder exercises. It felt great and there were some hotties in the gym. I didn't approach them as I was into my workout but made a mental note for future opportunities.
I rush back to my house and take a shower and head to my dinner date. On the way to dinner, I call the girl I spent the weekend with to see what her friends thought of me. She told me that her friends loved me. A couple of her friends were really quiet and my girl is really outgoing and gregarious so I asked her about them. She said that she asked them what was wrong and they said they were actually intimidated by me because they thought I was so attractive and confident. I guess all of the cocky and funny stuff I was dishing out over the weekend paid off.
One of the cocky / funny things I tend to do is run what I call "Rico Suave" game. This mainly consists of me somewhat tongue-in-cheek playing like I am God's gift to women. The girls I am with seem to eat it up. I was doing this most of the weekend which had my girl cracking and I guess impressed her friends too.
An example of "Rico Suave" is interrupting a girl when she is laughing and saying "What kind of laugh is that? It sounds like a nervous laugh to me..... do my good looks and charm intimidate you? Awwwww....I didn't intend to make you nervous. Its OK, I like you. You can relax around me"
I deliver this with a straight face but with a mischevious gleem in my eye. Its playful and fun and as I mentioned, women seem to eat it up.
I told my girl I thought it was cute that her friends had crushes on me and that she should pass the message onto them that I am looking for girlfriends #7 and #8 so they could apply if interested. If my girl was sitting in the car with me, I know this would have earned me a punch on the shoulder.
I arrive at my date's place and she invites me in. We sit on the couch and talk for a bit. I ask her what her favorite restaurant was and then we left and I took her there. We had some wine with dinner and again, I practiced my routines and heart melters on her.
- Wedding Story
- Squirrels Eat Nuts
- Brother's Farm
- Neighbors as Grandmas
I then started to bring the converstion sexual. I grabbed her hand and did a fake palm reading on her. I bent her wrists up towards her arm and looked at the skin folds where her hand meets her arm. I told her these were her pervert lines and that she should be ashamed of herself. This earned a laugh out of her.
As it turns out, she can actually read palms so she read mine. This led to hand holding across the table.
Dinner ended and we went back to her place. She again invited me in. She poured us some more wine and we chilled on her couch.
I could tell she needed some more comfort conversation so I brought the conversation back to some of my childhood stories. She then shared some of her childhood stories and then mentioned that she had some pictures of her as a kid in her room she wanted to show me.
As far as I am concerned, an invitation to the bedroom is girl speak for "let's get it on". I realized I needed to play this one cautiously as she is being agressive enough that if I seem over-eager, she might get cautious.
I told her that I could only come up for a second as I had a big presentation tomorrow and had to get back to work. I then followed her upstairs.
She showed me some of her embarrassing childhood pictures while we were sitting on her bed. After she was done, I gave her a big hug and then quickly transitioned it to a make out. Just as things were getting hot and heavy, I stopped us and told her I needed to leave to get back to work.
This only turned her on more. She wrapped her legs around me and started aggressively making out with me again. I started fondling her through her clothes and she started doing the same to me.
I then cut her off again and said I had to stop. I made like I was pulling away to head out of her room but then turned and kissed her again. This was too much for her to handle. She unzipped my pants and pulled out Lil Twitchy and started playing. I pulled off her shirt and slid off her panties from under her skirt and was playing too.
She started moaning and really getting into it so I stopped her one last time and told her I had to go. I started slowly zipping up my pants when she asks, "How about a quickie before you go?"
I throw her down on the bed, rip the rest of our clothes off and close the deal. Unfortunately, my phone rang three times which kind of ruined the mood but didn't slow us down any.
After it was over, I leave and check my phone log. My girl from south Texas, Fidelio and Tribulus were the culprits that interrupted my coital quickie. I returned everyone's phone calls on my drive back home.
Day 2 ended with a bang!
Since I had forgotten that the 30 day approach competition was going to start yesterday until I got the official sign up email, today was my first day of intentionally attempting to grow my game. As I had to work today and have a big presentation tomorrow, I knew my time was limited. I had to make every moment count.
I took a break in the morning to work the phone and the internet. I ended up calling a couple of numbers in my phone that I hadn't really tried before. One of the girls answered my call. She was bored at work so I launched into a couple of funny tales of my weekend events including a summary of the Wedding story. This got her cracking up and before the moment waned, I asked her to dinner tonight. She agreed.
After I got off the phone with her, I jumped onto myspace and started messaging an ex-stripper who is a myspace friend of mine. I have actually briefly met her one time before but it hasn't gone anywhere. She too was bored with work so I told her she should escape for a long lunch. She agreed and we met up.
Lunch was great! Much like Capt Jack has his series of "heart melter" routines he made up based on his real life events (Jealous GF Deleted My Numbers, Let Grandma Buy You A New Pair of Jeans, etc.), I have been working on a couple myself and practiced them on her.
- I told her the Wedding Story which made her laugh. (shows I am a fun, carefree guy)
- Then transitioned into Fought to Protect Girl (I am a protector)
- Then jumped into Squirells Eat Nuts (shows my family values)
She then opened up on some of her life story including some of her stripper days. I interjected with a couple of stories about some of the strippers I have dated in the past to let her know I was OK with her previous profession and that I have dated dancers before.
I made sure to kino as much as possible and held some strong eye contact. We made tentative plans for this weekend if I decide to stay in town.
Lunch ended so I walked her to her car and gave her a hug and kiss on the cheek. I race back to the office and by the time I get there, the Iced Tea has kicked in and I really have to pee. I rush down the hall to the bathroom and as I get close, a girl with a beautiful face but somewhat large hips comes around the corner. Several offices share the floor and I have never seen this cutie before.
I give her the patented Twitchy "Eye Smile" where I smile so large and true that my eyes get involved. I find that if a girl finds me even remotely attractive, giving her a confident smile like this can really amp up her attraction. It didn't let me down here. She gave me a very big smile and an enthusiastic "Hi!".
Unfortunately, my bladder has top priority at this moment so I continue on without any further interaction.
By the time I got back to my desk, the ex-stripper from lunch had already messaged me. "Thank you for lunch. I really enjoyed it. BTW- you looked nice today! "
I wrapped up work and went home. I have decided that starting the Summer of Love is also a perfect opportunity to get my workouts going again. I am about 10lbs heavier than I want to be because I LOVE chips and salsa and beer. I have always prided myself on being able to wear the same size jeans as I wore in high school (I am in my mid 30s now) but they are getting tight. So it is time to get back in shape or spend a bunch of money on new jeans. The gym it is!
I do some chest and shoulder exercises. It felt great and there were some hotties in the gym. I didn't approach them as I was into my workout but made a mental note for future opportunities.
I rush back to my house and take a shower and head to my dinner date. On the way to dinner, I call the girl I spent the weekend with to see what her friends thought of me. She told me that her friends loved me. A couple of her friends were really quiet and my girl is really outgoing and gregarious so I asked her about them. She said that she asked them what was wrong and they said they were actually intimidated by me because they thought I was so attractive and confident. I guess all of the cocky and funny stuff I was dishing out over the weekend paid off.
One of the cocky / funny things I tend to do is run what I call "Rico Suave" game. This mainly consists of me somewhat tongue-in-cheek playing like I am God's gift to women. The girls I am with seem to eat it up. I was doing this most of the weekend which had my girl cracking and I guess impressed her friends too.
An example of "Rico Suave" is interrupting a girl when she is laughing and saying "What kind of laugh is that? It sounds like a nervous laugh to me..... do my good looks and charm intimidate you? Awwwww....I didn't intend to make you nervous. Its OK, I like you. You can relax around me"
I deliver this with a straight face but with a mischevious gleem in my eye. Its playful and fun and as I mentioned, women seem to eat it up.
I told my girl I thought it was cute that her friends had crushes on me and that she should pass the message onto them that I am looking for girlfriends #7 and #8 so they could apply if interested. If my girl was sitting in the car with me, I know this would have earned me a punch on the shoulder.
I arrive at my date's place and she invites me in. We sit on the couch and talk for a bit. I ask her what her favorite restaurant was and then we left and I took her there. We had some wine with dinner and again, I practiced my routines and heart melters on her.
- Wedding Story
- Squirrels Eat Nuts
- Brother's Farm
- Neighbors as Grandmas
I then started to bring the converstion sexual. I grabbed her hand and did a fake palm reading on her. I bent her wrists up towards her arm and looked at the skin folds where her hand meets her arm. I told her these were her pervert lines and that she should be ashamed of herself. This earned a laugh out of her.
As it turns out, she can actually read palms so she read mine. This led to hand holding across the table.
Dinner ended and we went back to her place. She again invited me in. She poured us some more wine and we chilled on her couch.
I could tell she needed some more comfort conversation so I brought the conversation back to some of my childhood stories. She then shared some of her childhood stories and then mentioned that she had some pictures of her as a kid in her room she wanted to show me.
As far as I am concerned, an invitation to the bedroom is girl speak for "let's get it on". I realized I needed to play this one cautiously as she is being agressive enough that if I seem over-eager, she might get cautious.
I told her that I could only come up for a second as I had a big presentation tomorrow and had to get back to work. I then followed her upstairs.
She showed me some of her embarrassing childhood pictures while we were sitting on her bed. After she was done, I gave her a big hug and then quickly transitioned it to a make out. Just as things were getting hot and heavy, I stopped us and told her I needed to leave to get back to work.
This only turned her on more. She wrapped her legs around me and started aggressively making out with me again. I started fondling her through her clothes and she started doing the same to me.
I then cut her off again and said I had to stop. I made like I was pulling away to head out of her room but then turned and kissed her again. This was too much for her to handle. She unzipped my pants and pulled out Lil Twitchy and started playing. I pulled off her shirt and slid off her panties from under her skirt and was playing too.
She started moaning and really getting into it so I stopped her one last time and told her I had to go. I started slowly zipping up my pants when she asks, "How about a quickie before you go?"
I throw her down on the bed, rip the rest of our clothes off and close the deal. Unfortunately, my phone rang three times which kind of ruined the mood but didn't slow us down any.
After it was over, I leave and check my phone log. My girl from south Texas, Fidelio and Tribulus were the culprits that interrupted my coital quickie. I returned everyone's phone calls on my drive back home.
Day 2 ended with a bang!
So, I almost get thrown out of this wedding….
Sunday, July 15th 2007.
I was invited to a wedding out of town by one of my coworkers who I have been seeing. This girl is GORGEOUS! She is tall, thin, black and has one of the most amazing bodies of anyone I have ever dated. She has a fun, playful personality and at 25, she is still a virgin for religious reasons.
She knows I have a history and before we started dating, told me that she planned on remaining pure. I have a lot of respect for her and told her that I would honor her wishes. And I plan to. But I don’t mind pushing her boundaries some in the process…. Before me, she has only sort of dated one guy and never let it get more physical than just kissing.
So Saturday night, we go to the wedding. Well, actually, it’s a reception as the couple is already married but it is a mock wedding of sort – there is an aisle, there are bridesmaids and the “bride” is in a wedding dress.
It was cool though because they had drinks and snacks set up before the ceremonies started with a dinner served after. A fun, casual event.
We arrive and I head directly for the drink line while my girl makes the rounds visiting all of her friends. There are two cuties in line in front of me so every time my girl wanders off, I open them up. I had planned on getting a dirty, vodka martini but the two girls talked me into putting a little Captain in me. Captain Morgan’s and Diet Coke it is. I ask the bartender to make it strong and quickly down that one and grab another.
My girl and I go in and find our seats. In the center of the room, there is this dais for the Bride and Groom to sit – kind of like on a throne. To the right, there is a podium. My girl and I are sitting at the main table with all of the bride’s maids which happens to be right in front of the speaker podium. Since we are the last to arrive at the table, we get the seats with our backs to the podium putting me directly in front of it guaranteeing that anyone watching any of the speakers and toast givers will be staring at my smiling mug.
My girl isn’t much of a drinker so I help her with her drinks. Then the wedding party comes in and does their thing. The bride looks beautiful and there are some cuties in the bride’s maid party. I make a mental note to go talk to a couple of cuties I see once the ceremony is over.
Did I mention this is a Muslim wedding? I am very much a “live and let live” kind of guy but being Christian, this is the first time I have ever been to a non-Christian wedding. I am looking forward to it.
A couple of people get up and speak of love and future happiness and all of that typical wedding crap. Then this stern looking, older gentlemen comes to the podium and announces he is the bride’s father. He then says we are going to pray by him reading some words from the Quran about men and women’s roles in marriage.
He first starts off in Arabic and talks for a good 5 minutes. He then translates in English and sets the stage of the name and history of the prophet that spoke these words he is about to repeat to us. The mood has gone from fun and festive to serious and reverent.
He goes into the words – always first in Arabic followed by English. He starts off with traditional stuff for the woman – she must always obey, be faithful, etc. Then he tells that the man must always take care of the woman – clothe her when he clothes himself, feed her when he feeds himself. A little traditional but nothing out of the ordinary so far.
The he drops the kicker. He says that the man must never beat the women in the face or anywhere else that can be seen in public. I LOSE IT. I bust out laughing, spit water through my nose which is then followed by uncontrollable giggles. EVERYONE in the room can see and hear me do this.
Now, I need to caveat. I have the utmost respect for Muslims and their holy word. In fact, I honestly think that Jews, Christians and Muslims all worship the same, benevolent God – just in our own, distinct ways based on human influence and tradition baked into our cultures over the thousands of years. However, talking about beating women in front of a large audience at a festive wedding is some funny shit. I am going to blame my laughing on the Captain and Coke.
I start pinching myself and literally biting my tongue to get myself to quit laughing as the dude keeps preaching. My date is also pinching and kicking me to get me to stop. I finally get myself sort of calmed down when the preacher guy drops another bomb.
He says that if the husband summons his wife to his bed and she refuses him, she will be cursed by angels the rest of the night. This puts me over the edge. I can just picture some heavenly angel throwing hexes at a wife for refusing to give it up one night because she has a headache. I am now laughing so hard that I am holding my stomach and have tears streaming down my face. People around me are now starting to laugh. Very nervous laughter. More so like laughing at when someone falls down and hurts themselves than because they find it funny too.
The guy keeps preaching and I keep laughing. This goes on for about 15 minutes. Several times I consider getting up and leaving the room but don’t know if I can muster the strength to walk because I am laughing and crying so hard. I barely remain in my seat. In hindsight, I should have just fell to the floor and rolled under the table.
Finally, some gentlemen comes up and interrupts the preacher and tells him mercifully to stop. It turns out this guy is the bride’s real father and the guy preaching is some religious leader in their community. The real father then makes an announcement – “We are gathered here to be festive and have fun, so lets party!” This is followed by immediate, passionate applause and the dance music starts.
The bride and groom make an instant v-line to our table and head right towards me. The bride is visibly upset. I start packing up our stuff thinking they are going to ask me to leave and I apologize to the table for interrupting their night. The bride and groom both introduce themselves to me and give my date a hug as they know her. They then mention that they are very upset at the guy because he was just supposed to deliver a short prayer instead of going into a 30 minute dissertation on women’s inequality. The bride’s Dad finally got upset and cut him off. Whew, I escaped that one.
The whole situation gave my girl and I a running joke. Every time she “acted up”, I would raise my fists and threaten to beat her. She would follow with “Not in the face, please not in the face” Hilarious! I also threaten to convert religions to better keep her in check.
My date and I leave the wedding reception, call up her friends and head out to a club to party. I also text SecondChance to come join us. We arrive at the club and the girls are in the mood to dance. I decide I don’t have near enough of a buzz so I keep going to the bar for a shot and a beer each visit.
I am dancing and making out with my date the whole night with periodic excursions to the bathroom. On each of the trips, I would open up or flirt with any cute girl I passed. I thought my girl was one of the hottest in the club so I didn’t have much passion behind the approaches. Nothing progressed much with any of these “walk bys” but it was good practice opening girls.
One cute girl I “cheers” her drink with mine while I walked by which earned a big smile and made her whole face lit up. However, I didn't stop and talk to her as my girl had just text me wondering where I was so I hurried back before I got into trouble as I had obviously been gone too long.
I opened a few other girls and had one funny interaction. This cute girl was limping over to a chair. Just as she was sitting and taking off her shoe, I said “I saw you limping, everything OK sweetie?” She tells me to “Fuck off!” Someone was having a bad day…. Too funny! I walked off chuckling to myself.
During this time, I was also texting a couple of other of my girls. One decided to have a dirty text competition with me. She won with “When I see you I am going to like and suck your dick with my wet, warm tongue until you cum on my tits.”
Another girl text me “Just had 2 martinis. I need you to take pic of yourself and send it over. I need arousal.”
I recently had a big payday which was more than half of what I made in a year when I was in the military. So I was feeling generous and decided to buy the group shots. They didn’t have my usual Tuaca so I went for tequila and asked for Patron. Unfortunately, they had obviously swapped the good stuff with some rot gut shit. Everyone who took a shot almost threw up because the shot was so horrible. I have half a mind to call the Alcohol Bureau on them and plan to back the charge off my credit card. Needless to say, this ended the night.
My girl and I go home and start going at it. I quickly got her clothes off and went down town. She is very blessed in that she comes quickly and violently. After she finished once, I gave her a break and repeated. She then decided to return the favor. As she is very inexperienced, she asks for directions. I love being a teacher. This is just the 3rd time she has gone down on me and it was the best by far. For some reason, although it felt, awesome, I lasted forever. It was a very long, toe curling blow job. In fact, one of the best ever. And for the first time, we left on the light. After I got done shooting my load on her ample breasts, she got her first real look at sperm. She played with it like it was Play-Do.
We slept in and when I checked my email later, I got my official invite to the Grow Your Game Summer of Love competition. Since improving my dating life and eventually getting married and starting a family is my biggest goal right now, I am going to use this competition to launch my skills to the next level. This is just the kick in the butt that I need.
My girl drops me off at the airport with a big hug and some making out. I get through security and decide that this is my only opportunity to game today as I am on a late flight and doubt I will go out when I get back to Dallas. I look around and there is only one girl that catches my interest. She is in one of the shops so I walk over and open her with one of the titles on the tabloid magazines she is looking through. She laughs and we start talking until I notice her wedding ring. At an appropriate moment, I end the conversation and head back over to the gate. I start dialing the numbers in the phone until it is time to board.
So, my first day of the competition, I teach a virgin how to give an explosive blow job, dirty text a couple of girls, lamely open some girls in a bar and start talking to a married chick in the airport. Not a bad start…..
I was invited to a wedding out of town by one of my coworkers who I have been seeing. This girl is GORGEOUS! She is tall, thin, black and has one of the most amazing bodies of anyone I have ever dated. She has a fun, playful personality and at 25, she is still a virgin for religious reasons.
She knows I have a history and before we started dating, told me that she planned on remaining pure. I have a lot of respect for her and told her that I would honor her wishes. And I plan to. But I don’t mind pushing her boundaries some in the process…. Before me, she has only sort of dated one guy and never let it get more physical than just kissing.
So Saturday night, we go to the wedding. Well, actually, it’s a reception as the couple is already married but it is a mock wedding of sort – there is an aisle, there are bridesmaids and the “bride” is in a wedding dress.
It was cool though because they had drinks and snacks set up before the ceremonies started with a dinner served after. A fun, casual event.
We arrive and I head directly for the drink line while my girl makes the rounds visiting all of her friends. There are two cuties in line in front of me so every time my girl wanders off, I open them up. I had planned on getting a dirty, vodka martini but the two girls talked me into putting a little Captain in me. Captain Morgan’s and Diet Coke it is. I ask the bartender to make it strong and quickly down that one and grab another.
My girl and I go in and find our seats. In the center of the room, there is this dais for the Bride and Groom to sit – kind of like on a throne. To the right, there is a podium. My girl and I are sitting at the main table with all of the bride’s maids which happens to be right in front of the speaker podium. Since we are the last to arrive at the table, we get the seats with our backs to the podium putting me directly in front of it guaranteeing that anyone watching any of the speakers and toast givers will be staring at my smiling mug.
My girl isn’t much of a drinker so I help her with her drinks. Then the wedding party comes in and does their thing. The bride looks beautiful and there are some cuties in the bride’s maid party. I make a mental note to go talk to a couple of cuties I see once the ceremony is over.
Did I mention this is a Muslim wedding? I am very much a “live and let live” kind of guy but being Christian, this is the first time I have ever been to a non-Christian wedding. I am looking forward to it.
A couple of people get up and speak of love and future happiness and all of that typical wedding crap. Then this stern looking, older gentlemen comes to the podium and announces he is the bride’s father. He then says we are going to pray by him reading some words from the Quran about men and women’s roles in marriage.
He first starts off in Arabic and talks for a good 5 minutes. He then translates in English and sets the stage of the name and history of the prophet that spoke these words he is about to repeat to us. The mood has gone from fun and festive to serious and reverent.
He goes into the words – always first in Arabic followed by English. He starts off with traditional stuff for the woman – she must always obey, be faithful, etc. Then he tells that the man must always take care of the woman – clothe her when he clothes himself, feed her when he feeds himself. A little traditional but nothing out of the ordinary so far.
The he drops the kicker. He says that the man must never beat the women in the face or anywhere else that can be seen in public. I LOSE IT. I bust out laughing, spit water through my nose which is then followed by uncontrollable giggles. EVERYONE in the room can see and hear me do this.
Now, I need to caveat. I have the utmost respect for Muslims and their holy word. In fact, I honestly think that Jews, Christians and Muslims all worship the same, benevolent God – just in our own, distinct ways based on human influence and tradition baked into our cultures over the thousands of years. However, talking about beating women in front of a large audience at a festive wedding is some funny shit. I am going to blame my laughing on the Captain and Coke.
I start pinching myself and literally biting my tongue to get myself to quit laughing as the dude keeps preaching. My date is also pinching and kicking me to get me to stop. I finally get myself sort of calmed down when the preacher guy drops another bomb.
He says that if the husband summons his wife to his bed and she refuses him, she will be cursed by angels the rest of the night. This puts me over the edge. I can just picture some heavenly angel throwing hexes at a wife for refusing to give it up one night because she has a headache. I am now laughing so hard that I am holding my stomach and have tears streaming down my face. People around me are now starting to laugh. Very nervous laughter. More so like laughing at when someone falls down and hurts themselves than because they find it funny too.
The guy keeps preaching and I keep laughing. This goes on for about 15 minutes. Several times I consider getting up and leaving the room but don’t know if I can muster the strength to walk because I am laughing and crying so hard. I barely remain in my seat. In hindsight, I should have just fell to the floor and rolled under the table.
Finally, some gentlemen comes up and interrupts the preacher and tells him mercifully to stop. It turns out this guy is the bride’s real father and the guy preaching is some religious leader in their community. The real father then makes an announcement – “We are gathered here to be festive and have fun, so lets party!” This is followed by immediate, passionate applause and the dance music starts.
The bride and groom make an instant v-line to our table and head right towards me. The bride is visibly upset. I start packing up our stuff thinking they are going to ask me to leave and I apologize to the table for interrupting their night. The bride and groom both introduce themselves to me and give my date a hug as they know her. They then mention that they are very upset at the guy because he was just supposed to deliver a short prayer instead of going into a 30 minute dissertation on women’s inequality. The bride’s Dad finally got upset and cut him off. Whew, I escaped that one.
The whole situation gave my girl and I a running joke. Every time she “acted up”, I would raise my fists and threaten to beat her. She would follow with “Not in the face, please not in the face” Hilarious! I also threaten to convert religions to better keep her in check.
My date and I leave the wedding reception, call up her friends and head out to a club to party. I also text SecondChance to come join us. We arrive at the club and the girls are in the mood to dance. I decide I don’t have near enough of a buzz so I keep going to the bar for a shot and a beer each visit.
I am dancing and making out with my date the whole night with periodic excursions to the bathroom. On each of the trips, I would open up or flirt with any cute girl I passed. I thought my girl was one of the hottest in the club so I didn’t have much passion behind the approaches. Nothing progressed much with any of these “walk bys” but it was good practice opening girls.
One cute girl I “cheers” her drink with mine while I walked by which earned a big smile and made her whole face lit up. However, I didn't stop and talk to her as my girl had just text me wondering where I was so I hurried back before I got into trouble as I had obviously been gone too long.
I opened a few other girls and had one funny interaction. This cute girl was limping over to a chair. Just as she was sitting and taking off her shoe, I said “I saw you limping, everything OK sweetie?” She tells me to “Fuck off!” Someone was having a bad day…. Too funny! I walked off chuckling to myself.
During this time, I was also texting a couple of other of my girls. One decided to have a dirty text competition with me. She won with “When I see you I am going to like and suck your dick with my wet, warm tongue until you cum on my tits.”
Another girl text me “Just had 2 martinis. I need you to take pic of yourself and send it over. I need arousal.”
I recently had a big payday which was more than half of what I made in a year when I was in the military. So I was feeling generous and decided to buy the group shots. They didn’t have my usual Tuaca so I went for tequila and asked for Patron. Unfortunately, they had obviously swapped the good stuff with some rot gut shit. Everyone who took a shot almost threw up because the shot was so horrible. I have half a mind to call the Alcohol Bureau on them and plan to back the charge off my credit card. Needless to say, this ended the night.
My girl and I go home and start going at it. I quickly got her clothes off and went down town. She is very blessed in that she comes quickly and violently. After she finished once, I gave her a break and repeated. She then decided to return the favor. As she is very inexperienced, she asks for directions. I love being a teacher. This is just the 3rd time she has gone down on me and it was the best by far. For some reason, although it felt, awesome, I lasted forever. It was a very long, toe curling blow job. In fact, one of the best ever. And for the first time, we left on the light. After I got done shooting my load on her ample breasts, she got her first real look at sperm. She played with it like it was Play-Do.
We slept in and when I checked my email later, I got my official invite to the Grow Your Game Summer of Love competition. Since improving my dating life and eventually getting married and starting a family is my biggest goal right now, I am going to use this competition to launch my skills to the next level. This is just the kick in the butt that I need.
My girl drops me off at the airport with a big hug and some making out. I get through security and decide that this is my only opportunity to game today as I am on a late flight and doubt I will go out when I get back to Dallas. I look around and there is only one girl that catches my interest. She is in one of the shops so I walk over and open her with one of the titles on the tabloid magazines she is looking through. She laughs and we start talking until I notice her wedding ring. At an appropriate moment, I end the conversation and head back over to the gate. I start dialing the numbers in the phone until it is time to board.
So, my first day of the competition, I teach a virgin how to give an explosive blow job, dirty text a couple of girls, lamely open some girls in a bar and start talking to a married chick in the airport. Not a bad start…..
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