Friday, December 28, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I done been shared
This post is a little past due...
I have this great female friend. We used to work together in an office that was full of all old men except for the two of us. We were never romantically interested in each other but became fast friends. She is one of the people I have been friends with the longest.
One of her best friends is a hot blonde who has a bit of a reputation for hooking up. I knew her blonde friend but not really well.
The three of us go out to a country bar and my friend runs into a good friend of her brother's. She ends up talking to that guy for quite a while leaving me alone with her hot blonde friend.
We are country dancing and talking when she drops that she has always been attracted to me and we start making out while we are two stepping.
We decide that we don't want our mutual friend to know about it so we continue to hide the fact that we are making out behind our friend's back all night.
The bar closes and I normally would stay at my friend's place in her spare bedroom as usual when we go out drinking. However, this time, I tell her I plan on driving back to my house and instead follow her blonde friend back to her place.
We end up staying up the entire night and pretty much violated every flat surface in her apartment by the time the sun rose. I don't think I have ever had as much sex in one night as I did that night. I leave in the morning very satisfied, very tired and very sore.
Flash forward a month later. I get a call from the blonde telling me she has a surprise for me and wants me to come over. I of course jump at the opportunity and rush over to her place.
I get there and find out that blondie has one of her good friends staying with her. Her friend is married but just found out that her husband is gay and is leaving her. She is staying with blondie until things get settled.
Her friend is a very hot, very voluptous, brunette. As I like dark hair and dark complexions, I find her very attractive.
Blondie says we are going out drinking and takes us to a local pub. We sit at a booth and blondie makes sure that I am sitting on the same side as brunette across from blondie. I find this weird but whatever.
Blondie proceeds in buying round after round of drinks and shots - getting strong ones for brunette and myself and weak ones for her.
At one point, brunette gets up to go to the bathroom and I slip over to blondies side and start kissing her. She kisses back but is a bit nonreactive. I ask what is wrong and she tells me that her friend is really down, hasn't had sex in close to a year and she wants me to make her feel like a woman. I am taken aback but really think her friend is not only attractive but cool too so I am in.
I slip back to the other side of the booth and when brunette comes back, blondie says we are going to play truth or dare. I choose dare and she dares me to kiss brunette. I of course do. She has soft lips and is a great kisser!
I then dare the two girls to kiss which they do. I am thinking a three some may be in my future and continue to try and work it.
The night continues, drinks flow and the bar eventually closes. We take a taxi back to their apartment. I am still not sure what is going to go down but decide I will roll with it no matter what it is.
Blondie takes brunette into the bathroom and they come out many minutes later. Blondie then says she is tired and goes into her room and locks the door.
Brunette and I sit on the couch and have some awkward, sexaully tensioned conversation before we start kissing. She pulls me into her bedroom and we proceed from there.
The two bedrooms share a wall so I know blondie heard our every moan and bed squeak.
In the morning, I wake before both of them and leave. They later both call me on speaker phone and we make all kinds of sexual jokes. We also decide that we are going to keep this between the 3 of us and not tell our mutual friend.
I have gone over to their place twice since then and one time stayed with the blonde and the other with the brunette. The three of us would hang out for dinner and one time again in the morning for breakfast. When I call one of them, they always talk to me for a while and then pass the phone to the other one.
It's very weird....
I have this great female friend. We used to work together in an office that was full of all old men except for the two of us. We were never romantically interested in each other but became fast friends. She is one of the people I have been friends with the longest.
One of her best friends is a hot blonde who has a bit of a reputation for hooking up. I knew her blonde friend but not really well.
The three of us go out to a country bar and my friend runs into a good friend of her brother's. She ends up talking to that guy for quite a while leaving me alone with her hot blonde friend.
We are country dancing and talking when she drops that she has always been attracted to me and we start making out while we are two stepping.
We decide that we don't want our mutual friend to know about it so we continue to hide the fact that we are making out behind our friend's back all night.
The bar closes and I normally would stay at my friend's place in her spare bedroom as usual when we go out drinking. However, this time, I tell her I plan on driving back to my house and instead follow her blonde friend back to her place.
We end up staying up the entire night and pretty much violated every flat surface in her apartment by the time the sun rose. I don't think I have ever had as much sex in one night as I did that night. I leave in the morning very satisfied, very tired and very sore.
Flash forward a month later. I get a call from the blonde telling me she has a surprise for me and wants me to come over. I of course jump at the opportunity and rush over to her place.
I get there and find out that blondie has one of her good friends staying with her. Her friend is married but just found out that her husband is gay and is leaving her. She is staying with blondie until things get settled.
Her friend is a very hot, very voluptous, brunette. As I like dark hair and dark complexions, I find her very attractive.
Blondie says we are going out drinking and takes us to a local pub. We sit at a booth and blondie makes sure that I am sitting on the same side as brunette across from blondie. I find this weird but whatever.
Blondie proceeds in buying round after round of drinks and shots - getting strong ones for brunette and myself and weak ones for her.
At one point, brunette gets up to go to the bathroom and I slip over to blondies side and start kissing her. She kisses back but is a bit nonreactive. I ask what is wrong and she tells me that her friend is really down, hasn't had sex in close to a year and she wants me to make her feel like a woman. I am taken aback but really think her friend is not only attractive but cool too so I am in.
I slip back to the other side of the booth and when brunette comes back, blondie says we are going to play truth or dare. I choose dare and she dares me to kiss brunette. I of course do. She has soft lips and is a great kisser!
I then dare the two girls to kiss which they do. I am thinking a three some may be in my future and continue to try and work it.
The night continues, drinks flow and the bar eventually closes. We take a taxi back to their apartment. I am still not sure what is going to go down but decide I will roll with it no matter what it is.
Blondie takes brunette into the bathroom and they come out many minutes later. Blondie then says she is tired and goes into her room and locks the door.
Brunette and I sit on the couch and have some awkward, sexaully tensioned conversation before we start kissing. She pulls me into her bedroom and we proceed from there.
The two bedrooms share a wall so I know blondie heard our every moan and bed squeak.
In the morning, I wake before both of them and leave. They later both call me on speaker phone and we make all kinds of sexual jokes. We also decide that we are going to keep this between the 3 of us and not tell our mutual friend.
I have gone over to their place twice since then and one time stayed with the blonde and the other with the brunette. The three of us would hang out for dinner and one time again in the morning for breakfast. When I call one of them, they always talk to me for a while and then pass the phone to the other one.
It's very weird....
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007
Worst Opener ever
Friday night I went to this party that was being held by this Dallas social society I am a member of. It was in a very swank location and the dress was semi-formal. I hung out there for about an hour before the stuffiness of the party got to me.
I like to play dress up now and then but there were a bunch of new people there. It was hot in the venue so several chode guys were outside talking about what kind of car they drive, what they do for a living, how much money they make, etc. I tried to steer the conversation to something more entertaining but couldn't get the guys to break away from trying to impress each other.
I listened to all that I could and then text Sinn to find out if he was out and then handed my ticket stub to the valet. My car shows up and all of the guys turn and stare. One says, "Holy shit!". As I am walking to the car, a really hot girl steps off the curb in front of me to stop me and says "You are beautiful!" as she rubs her hand on my chest. I say thanks and step past her. F#$king $30,000 millionaires and gold diggers!
Moving has been wearing me out and I was pretty tired and probably should have just went home but I decided to meet Sinn out. He was at a pretty popular, casual bar which meant that I was going to be very over-dressed but I rolled anyway.
On the way I text my buddy Vodka and let him know where I was going. He was on a date and decided to bring his date there for a drink.
I show up and Sinn is in set with two girls but Vodka and his date were already there so I hang with them. His date was really fun and I was just enjoying hanging with them and wasn't looking to pick up girls or anything.
I had just a couple of beers and then slammed an energy drink to wake up but was still pretty worn out. I decide it was time to leave but had to piss first so I get in line to the bathroom.
As I am in line, a really hot, tall, brunette walks by me and does a double take at me (sometimes it pays to be dressed up). I just smile at her and don't open her. She slows her pace and walks just a few feet away from me and stops and lingers. There was absolutely no reason for her to stop in that particular location so it was pretty obvious that she wanted me to talk to her.
However, for me to talk to her, I would have to sacrifice my place in line and walk over to her and due to the fullness of my bladder, that was not happening.
I continue to smile at her as we lock eyes. She moves a couple of steps closer to me and still I make no attempt to talk to her but instead just keep smiling and staring into her eyes.
She comes a couple of steps closer. She is now close enough where I could open her if I wanted but decide I am going to keep playing this game.
We keep our eyes locked on each other for a very awkward amount of time. However, I don't look away and neither did she.
Finally, she decided she had had enough and opens me. Now, you would expect a really hot girl to know just exactly what to say in a situation like this, right? She has probably been opened several times a day every day of her life since she hit puberty. She has probably heard every pick up line imaginable. She has probably crushed countless guy's lame attempts at picking her up. She would know precisely the exact words to say to a man she wants, right?
"How 'bout them Cowboys?" was her insightful, inspiring opening line. I tell her I don't know, I am a Packers fan but thanks for bringing it up and back turn her (Cowboys beat the Packers Thursday night). I think it left her speechless. I am not a huge sports fan but wanted her to continue chasing me.
She pauses for a moment and then steps around so that she is facing me again and just stands there expecting me to say something. I just continue to look at her until she says "Sorry, I was just trying to start conversation". I tell her "I know, no worries, I will come find you when I get back from the bathroom".
I find her later and introduce myself. I tease her about her sweater and then tell her I need to leave. She asks for my name and I tell her and then hand her a business card. I tell her she seems like she is fun and she should call me sometime. I then ask for her name, she tells me and we shake hands. I then pull her into me and give her a quick kiss on the lips and then turn away and leave.
Sunday night I get a text from her "Hi, we met @ X bar on Friday. Remember me? I was wondering if you would like to go out sometime"
Even hot girls don't always have game.
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