Vegas weekend

Oh, what a weekend! I always have a good time in Vegas and last weekend was no exception.

As the saying goes, “What happens in Vegas…..”. However, I will share a bit of my weekend leaving out the details of Sinn’s, Future’s and the rest of the gang’s stories. You can read up on their blogs for their Vegas adventures….
http://immaculate-seduction.blogspot.com/2007/10/why-vegas-rocked.html
http://therealsavoy.blogspot.com/2007/10/sinns-birthday-vegas-adventure-pt1.html

My #1 girl and I had planned this trip to Vegas about a month prior and by coincidence it turns out to be Sinn’s birthday. Rock on!

I arrive in Vegas a few hours before my sweetie does. I haven't had any time to myself all week so I plop myself in a corner at the airport and read and relax until she arrives.

She arrives, we hug and make out and then get in the taxi line.

There are actually two small taxi lines merging together at the end of the main line. As our line merged with the other one, some short, out of shape, middle aged lady that ended up behind us starts talking smack. Very loudly, she turns to her husband "They just cut in front of us! How dare they!" Her husband, who was also short and out of shape, realized this was trouble and told her to calm down. She says it again "They cut in front of us, what are you going to do about it?"

My sweetie turns around and says very sincerely "Sorry, our lines just merged. We didn't cut. But if you want to be in front of us, we don't care. Go ahead." The lady is being a stubborn bitch and snapped "No, you wanted to be in front of us so badly, you stay up there!"

I turn around and very nicely told the lady that two lines were merging, we would never budge in line in front of anybody on purpose and to please come in front of us. She refuses so my sweetie and I, who have better things to do than placate an over-the-hill, stuck-on-herself bitch, back turn her and continue making out. We are only about 10 people from the end of a very long taxi line so fighting over who is in front of who is pretty nonsensical at this point.

Then we hear the bitch again announce very loudly that we cut in front of her and that we were very rude. This was too much for my #1. She turns and confronts the bitch. Her husband and I both jump in and stop the cat fight before my sweetie gave her the smack down.

Her husband is very apologetic but his wife is out of control. She turns on her husband and rips him a new one. He is obviously p-whipped and lets her walk all over him. She then turns to me and starts talking shit to me like she did to her husband. I, however, am not having it and tell her in a very stern voice to “back down, get in front of us and shut the fuck up before you really have some trouble”.

Her husband quickly escorts her past us in line…….

My baby is in Vegas for less than 15 minutes and there is already drama. I don’t get some people.

My girl is very attractive – no getting around that. But I have dated hotter. The reason I like her so much is that she is very guy-like in the way she acts. She parties, she cusses, she teases and makes fun of me, she loves sex, she is very active, adventurous and intelligent. She is sexy which is very important. And she is feisty. She worked at Hooter’s once until on her third day at work, one of the girls started talking smack to her. So she kicked the girl’s ass. Two of her friends jumped in to help their friend, and she kicked their asses too. And she was fired on her third day. I love this girl!

We get to the hotel, check in, break in the room and then head out on the town. We start walking and roll into the first casino that catches our eye and head to the club. As we are walking up to the velvet rope, the bouncer looks my girl up and down and informs us where we can get some free passes. We thank him, go get the free passes and come back. And who do we run into but lo and behold, El Topo!

We roll inside and it turns out that we coincidentally ran into a bootcamp that Sinn, Future, Trance and El Topo are conducting. I tell everyone hi and introduce my girl to everyone (Sinn already knows her) and then we leave them alone to teach. I wouldn’t want anyone messing with me at my job and don’t want to fuck up their livelihood either.

My baby decides to get me drunk and starts buying me shot after shot of Tuaca. She throws one in now and then for Sinn too. We drink, we dance and dance some more.

As the night goes on, we are on the dance floor. There are several hot women dancing around us. I happen to be checking out one in particular when she also catches the attention of my girl. We dance our way over near her when my girl opens her with "you're hot!"....she replies "no, you're hot!" The two girls start talking and I start thanking my lucky stars. There may be a potential three-some in my near future. I LOVE Vegas!

I leave the girls to get to know each other and go wander around. I am at the bar on the patio when my girl finds me again. I debate about asking where the hottie was but decide it probably wasn't prudent.

My girl has now decided, probably because I have been too flirty with other girls, that it is time to put me down for the night. She buys me a double Tuaca and, because she has been tipping well all night, it actually turns out to be a quadruple. She gets one for Sinn too who is at the other end of the bar. It takes me a couple of tries but I finally get my shot down. Sinn pounds his shot and hollers "She's a keeper!" I holler back "yeah, she is like my best friend who likes to put out". This is one of my last lucid memories of the night after consuming more alcohol than any human being should be allowed to.

By this time, several of the boot campers have surrounded us. They seem like a pretty good group overall. I don't know if they were bored, trying to get to know me as another community guy or were hitting on my girl but I didn't really care. I offer her up as a pivot and a few smart ones use her to open other girls. I use this opportunity to saunter off and find the hot girl from earlier on the dance floor.

I remember reopening her with the goal of trying to score a threesome. However, I don't remember much more after opening her.

My girl later filled me in that she found me whispering into her ear with our arms around each other. My girl was not so happy to see me hitting on Hottie and pulled me away.

My girl said that by this time I was so polluted drunk I didn't know what I was doing. I announced that I wanted to fight someone and was trying to get people to box me (with no anger involved) just because I wanted to fight. She decided that she has done her job of getting me drunk and gets me back to the hotel as quickly as possible before I cause trouble.

We get back to the hotel. My memories come back to me during us having sex. We tore the place up - we broke the sex toy I brought and managed to fall out of bed against the wall messing up the wall and leaving cuts and bruises all over both of us. A successful night I must say……

The next day I woke up hung over as hell. We get some really greasy food which almost causes me toss my cookies. We had planned on doing something fun like off-roading in the desert or taking a helicopter ride but I am in no shape to do any such thing. Instead, we decide there is only one thing to do....keep drinking.

We hit a fun, outdoor bar and drink and dance the afternoon away. A little hair of the dog is just what I needed to get over my hangover. After I start feeling better, I try and talk girlie into hitting a strip club but she isn't feeling it. Instead we leave the bar, gamble a bit and drink some more and then go back to the hotel for some sex and a nap.

We then head out to Sinn's bday party. We show up at the club early and the line is already at least 2 hours long if not 3 or 4. There is no way I am wasting a Saturday night in Vegas standing in a line so I send my girlie up to the bouncer to see if she can flirt her way in. Bouncers of the top clubs in Vegas have seen it all and only one thing works for them - cold, hard cash. For $100, he walked us through the velvet rope into the club.

We meander around the club for a while and grab a few drinks. The waitresses and VIP hostesses in this club are mostly Asian and that being said, some of the hottest Asians I have ever seen! Amazing! My sweetie, who is half Spanish and half Italian, knows I have an affinity for the Asian persuasion…. My yellow fever raises its ugly head and my girl catches me staring a bit too much and drags me away towards a quiet area of the club.

As we are walking, we run into El Topo. He says that the birthday party is in the upstairs VIP (there are about 6 or 7 VIP areas in this club). He gets us in and we join the party tent. Sinn, Savoy, El Topo, Future, and Trance are partying. It’s shaping up to be a big night.

I almost feel sorry for any women that pass by.... a hot girl would walk by, one of the MPUAs would bring her in and she would end up on a guy's lap. Then my girl, who quickly figured out what her role was, would offer to take a picture of the couple and then ask them to kiss for a 2nd picture. I saw Future pull a hot, well developed Asian into the tent using his ultra secret Claw technique and onto his lap and then my girl got her to kiss him for a picture all within a couple of minutes. Fish in a barrel.....

After a bit, the PUAs would take turns going out, opening girls with “the Claw” and bringing them back to the shark den. Somehow during that time my girl and I ended up with Sinn's camera and decided that we would join the fishing expedition. We left the tent and went looking for hotties to bring back. Oh, and to mess with Sinn, we decided to take pictures on his camera of all of the UGs and fatties we could find too.

We wander the club taking pictures of UGs and telling hotties where to find the birthday party. We see Paris Hilton in one of the VIPs so we head that way to get a picture of her. I am hoping to use The Claw to get her back to Sinn’s VIP tent with the rest of the victims.

On the way, we run into this total CHODE that tells me my girl is fine and high fives me. I politely high five him and try to pass by when he corners my girl and starts talking to her. She politely engages in conversation for a couple of minutes and then passes him back to me. I excuse us but he grabs my shoulders and hangs on. He re-engages me in conversation about how he loves my shirt, my girl is cool, asks where am I from, etc.

I try to escape him yet again and he clings to my shoulder and continues asking me questions the whole time staring at my girl's tits. I am tiring of being polite to this douche and tell him that we need to get going and pull away from his talons. He tries to talk to my girl again but she is done with him too. He then comes back to me and grabs me by the shoulders again. I tell him we are trying to pass by and twist away from his grip and start to walk away.

He grabs me by the shoulders again and physically stops me. By this time, I am SO done with this guy and getting pissed. I do a quick turn around, confront him, forcefully throw his hands off my shoulders and tell him if he touches me again, I will put him down. His face looks like someone just told him they ran over his dog. He is all sad and pouty that we don't plan on hanging out with his loser ass. We quickly escape him.

We take more pictures and then head back upstairs to the VIP. We get in line for the bathrooms when I see this super HOT brunette and decide we need to bring her back to the VIP tent. I point her out to my girl who approaches her and says she wants to take a picture with her. My girl hands me Sinn's camera when the Hottie says in a very flirtatious manner that she would rather take a picture with me than with my girl. This sets my girl off who tells her that is not going happen and that she should get out of here. The hottie quickly moves on.

By this time, my girl has obviously had too much to drink. I am pacing myself since I am still somewhat hungover but even I am pretty drunk by now. She, however, is over the top and starting to get really feisty every time I get too much attention from a woman.

We head back to the VIP tent with a camera full of pictures. The party is still going strong with women coming and going.

We take some more pictures with the PUAs and help wing when necessary. Then my girl decides she has to go to the bathroom.

She leaves and while she is gone, the friend of a hot Asian girl Future has on his lap enters the tent and announces that she is going to pull her friend out of there. As every other PUA was occupied with a girl on his lap, I am the only one who overheard her dubious mission.

I immediately jump up and open her. I then pull her to a couch and put my arm around her. It turns out, all she wanted was some male attention - she calms right down. I flirt with her a while so that she wouldn't try to take Future's girl away and then pass her to Sinn as I thought he might like her.

Just as I was passing her, my girl comes back, sees the body language between the girl and I and goes off. She immediately wants to kick this girl's ass. The last thing I want is drama of my doing at Sinn's birthday celebration so I pull her out of there and back downstairs. Unfortunately, I get this big, ear to ear grin from a hottie as we are going down the stairs which just pisses my girl off even more. It is obvious that this party night has come to an end.

We leave the club and grab a taxi for a very silent ride back to the hotel. As we are heading to our room, we hear music coming from a corner of the hotel. We check it out and find a packed dance club. We roll in, head straight to the bar and I grab her some water and me two tuaca shots so I can catch up to her drunk ass.

I pound the shots and we hit the dance floor. This club is very thuggish and we are by far the best dressed, best looking couple in the place. We would have needed to have been beat by ugly sticks and have tattoos on our faces and necks to fit in. Nonetheless, we try to make the most of it and continue to drink and dance.

An UG saunters up to me on the dance floor and tries talking to me. My girl tries to kick her ass. UG runs off. This happens several times. Rinse and repeat.

It is obvious the night is finally over for us and our livers. We head back to the room. We are both sore from the previous night’s extracurricular activities so we have some very mellow, boring sex and pass out.

Sunday consists of us repeatedly yelling at the housekeeper to come back later, having morning breath sex, slowly getting our hung over butts out of bed and heading to the airport.

I flew first class and pound free wine on the plane to slowly come down from the alcohol saturated weekend vs. crashing.

As I am driving into my garage, my phone rings. It is my #2 girl who wants to know if I am back home yet. I tell her I am home and she drives over.

As she is ripping off my clothes, she asks how I got the red marks on my elbows and knees. I shut her up with a kiss and then add to my rug burns……