Weirdest lay

OK, I just experienced the weirdest lay of my life....

Head Monster calls me after work and wants to see me. I don't have plans until later so I tell her sure but that I had something going on later. I like to time box my dates to keep my options open, even when I don't have solid plans.

She comes over, we make out at the door as soon as she walks in, she drops to her knees and starts blowing me. Hence her name....

I am worried my roommate might come home so I drag her into the bedroom, waddling like a penguin with pants around my ankles.

She starts up again and while she is going to town, I try to play with her breasts. She won't let me. I stop the BJ, push her onto the bed and start kissing on her tummy while trying to undo her pants. She won't let me.

She starts blowing me again. I stop her and try to get her undressed. She won't let me and starts blowing me again. This sequence happens several times.

I am thoroughly enjoying the BJs but really want to see her naked since I never have. Since she keeps stopping me from even feeling her breasts through her shirt, I get frustrated and tell her we are stopping.

She tells me she is worried about me touching her as she will get too turned on and will want to sleep with me. I tell her I just want to play - no sex. She still won't let me.

She tries to go down on me again and I decide to shut her out. I pull away and do my best to pull my pants up with Lil Twitch standing at attention.

She is upset that I am stopping her and tells me she just wants to please me. I tell her she is not playing fair so we are stopping. She then goes to her purse, pulls out a condom, pulls down my pants and puts it on me. She then starts blowing me again to get me fully hard.

I tell her to stop but she keeps going. I force her head off of me. At this point, she is so reluctant to let me touch her that I am starting to worry if she is a tranny or a man or something. I look very closely for an adam's apple....

She sees me acting funny and asks what is wrong. At this point my heart is racing and I have all of these horrible thoughts about what I am going to do to her/him is she truly is a guy. I accuse her of being sneaky and hiding something. She tells me she has nothing to hide. I tell her she is acting too weird and that she should probably just go home.

Head Monster then tells me she is just worried that we will sleep together because she gets too turned on. She says she wants to sleep with me but worried that I am too big for her (she is a tiny girl). I tell her that I am no John Holmes and that there shouldn't be a problem. She doesn't know who John Holmes is so I change subject vs. trying to explain it. She tells me she has never been with anyone as big as me (just telling it as it happened) and that she is scared I might hurt her.

At this point I am just frustrated. I am tempted to just let her finish the BJ as she is very good at it but I have a point to make and am now freaked out about why she won't let me touch her. I stand up and start to take the condom off of me.

She tells me to stop, says she wants to "sit on me" to see if I will fit in her, drops her pants and climbs on me. Thankfully, she is 100% female. She puts me in her, drops down on me so I am fully in her, moans about how good it feels, and then abruptly climbs off of me. WTF?!?!?

She then tells me that I filled her up too much, pulls her pants up and walks out of the room leaving me hanging. Bitch!

I tell her to come back. She says she doesn't want to because we will sleep together. I tell her we already have so we might as well finish. She comes back into the room but passes me by and goes to the bathroom and starts using my mouthwash because she says the condom taste is still in her mouth.

By this time, Lil Twitch has deflated a bit. I get my pants up and tell her she is a crazy woman. She wants to go grab dinner but I tell her I am not in the mood to hang with her because she is acting so weird and frustrating me. I walk her to the door. She reluctantly leaves.

This has been a very strange week. Never have I had a woman act so strange with me. I have still never seen or felt her breasts but I have entered her.

All this was followed by a very cold shower.....