Sloppy

Its 12:30 on Sunday afternoon. I am still drunk from last night. It is going to hurt when I finally sober up.

My sweetie from south Texas decided last minute to come into town. She flew in late, we watched a movie while I cooked us dinner and then we met up with Fidelio, Dr. D, and Sinn at the bars.

Before we went out, I had already made her a double Tuaca Redbull so she was buzzing before we even left the house. Big mistake. When she parties, she is the life of the party. And wants everyone else to party too.

She bought us many rounds of shots and when the boys didn't want anymoore, started buying just me shots. I must have drank a full bottle of Tuaca. My poor, poor liver.

As Monty Python says, she has "Huge tracts of land"....and knowing Sinn is a breast man, I put it in her head to mess with him. She was grinding on him, undoing his shirt, blowing out his matches, and generally just fucking with him. Fun stuff!

We bounced from one bar to another and there my memory leaves me. I don't remember leaving the bar, the taxi ride home, the naked lap dance she gave me or the blow job I received. Fortunately, she is cool girl and isn't pissed at all that I don't remember her oral gift. She is laughing at me this morning because she said I got so messy I tried to fight the taxi driver. Idiot I am!

I guess some guy at the last club we were at pinned her against a wall and felt her breasts. She made the mistake of telling me this which, in my drunken state, put me into kill mode. She wouldn't tell me who did it so I was just pissed at everyone.

Props out to Dr. D! I watched him meet a girl and take her home within about 20 minutes. Amazing work!

She is in the shower now and I am going to have to take her to the airport soon. I miss her when she is not here. Its been a long time since I met someone who I just click with like this. She is not the hottest girl I have ever dated, although anyone would say she is good looking, but our personalities just click. We shall see where this one goes....