Last night was a strange night.....
Flash back to Saturday night. After not wanting to go out all week, my Asian tease and her friends go out. She calls and texts me to join her. However, I have my sweetie from South Texas in town so I can't. I give Asian tease a lame excuse and then ignore her calls. She calls and texts several times. I return a few of the texts and then stop. What does she expect when she asks me to join her last minute on a Saturday night?
Sunday night, I go grab dinner with Head Monster before joining the boys at the club.
Back to last night. I was tired. I had a date Monday night that went well. I stayed at the girl's house but her dog kept waking me up all night so I wasn't well rested. Plus it is the end of the month before a holiday weekend so I knew that the bars wouldn't be that happening as everyone is saving up money for rent, car payments and holiday travels. I had every intention of staying in and getting a good night's sleep.
Head Monster texts me wanting to know if I want to meet up. I tell her I plan to stay in which was the truth.
Asian Tease calls me and tells me she is out and asks me to join her. I at first say no but then she convinces me to come out for a little bit and then we can leave the club early and she will come home with me. Sounds like a good plan to me so I get dressed and head out. I have only slept with her once and wouldn't mind another go 'round.
I show up and run into Capt Jack and Sinn hanging out with Tease and her friends. Tease and I hug and kiss and hang out for a while. However, she is spending a lot of time talking to her friends and I am talking to the boys a lot. No big deal to me. I find out later it was to her.
She goes inside for a long while and comes back with a drink and announces that some guy bought it for her. I tell her congratulations. She brings up again that she was bought the drink. I ask her if she finds it attractive when guys try to buy her affection. She says normally no but this one is really cute. I tell her she better get back in there then and give her a playful shove towards the door. She leaves and goes back inside.
I go back to listening to the boys talk about who is more Zen. Is arguing over who is more Zen very Zen like? Is being able to compete about being more Zen and still being Zen proof that you are more Zen?
Asian Tease comes back to me. As I am talking to her, I see Head Monster out of the corner of my eye walking my way. I quickly back turn both girls and talk to CJ and Sinn some more.
Tease leaves again and I turn around and find Head Monster with a group of her friends just feet behind me. She comes over and gives me a hug and immediately wants to know to know who the girl I am talking to is. I tell her she is in our circle of friends. Monster wants to know what I am doing out when I told her I was staying in. I tell her I changed my mind. She goes back to her friends. We periodically catch each other's eyes and make faces at each other.
I worry what is going to happen when Tease comes back and Monster confronts her.....I am not in the mood for drama tonight.
Monster comes up to me and tells me her and her friends are leaving. I am very relieved. Tease comes back shortly later, pulls me into a corner and we make out for a while. She stops and asks me who the girl was. I ask which one and she describes Head Monster. I tell her just someone I know. Girls can pick up on subcommunication so well....
Then, what seems like every PUA in the metroplex shows up at the bar. I politely leave Tease to say hi to the boys. She goes back inside with her friend. There are now more PUAs in the club than approachable women.
I have to pee so I go inside. After use the restroom, I try to find Tease inside but she is no where to be found. I go back outside and find her with our group again.
She pulls me into the corner and we make out again. Then she stops me and tells me that one of the PUA boys is a really good kisser. I ask her when she kissed him and she says tonight.
I tell her she is going to be punished and walk away from her. She tries pulling me back to her to make out some more but I keep walking away. I am not the lease bit upset because I don't have an emotional connection to her but find it disrespectful that she would try and kiss my friends when she is out with me. The PUA she kissed tells me she just came at him and they barely kissed. I believe him and really don't care.
Tease grabs me again and we make out some more. Hopefully this PUA she kissed doesn't have any cooties.....he better hope the same of me..... I then tell her I am tired and want to leave soon. She tells me she is going to get some water and will be back. She is gone for a long while, probably talking to whoever the drink buyer is inside.
I give her about 20 minutes to get water and then decide I have waited long enough and say my goodbyes and leave. Her friends apologize for her behavior. They say that she talks about me all of the time and must be acting this way because she is drunk. I tell them I am leaving because I am tired, not because of her which is true. If I was pissed at her, I would simply hit on other girls in front of her instead of leave.
As I am driving home, Tease calls me. She is upset that I left her. I tell her she was gone too long. She demands that I come back and get her so she can come home with me and I tell her maybe next time. She proceeds to argue with me but I make it clear I am not coming back for her as she disrespected me. She tells me the only reason she came out tonight is to hang out with me. I tell her she has a funny way of showing it and I get off the phone.
She calls me back and this time pleads instead of demands that I come get her. I still refuse to come back for her. Her friends apologize to me for her calls and then get her to hang up.
I get home, make myself a stiff drink as I wasn't really drinking at the club and could use one by now. I then slip into bed.
I get a call at 2am from Head Monster. She is just making sure I didn't take any girls home. I then go back to sleep.
About 2:30, I get a knock on my door. It is Tease. She wants to know why I left her. I tell her I told her I was leaving, she went into the bar and was gone too long. She was being disrespectful so I didn't feel like giving her the coutesy of waiting around. She tells me she only kissed my friend and was talking to the other guy because I wasn't giving her enough attention. I call bullshit on her and make her leave.
As she was leaving, she tells me she wants to make it up to me by doing naughty things to me on Thursday evening. I tell her I will think about it but she needs to call me tomorrow when she is sober if she is sincere.
I get a call from her first thing in the morning telling me she is sorry.
What a weird night. I knew I should have just stayed in.
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Now isn't that a high quality problem?
I love your LRs man, you always crack me up
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