The AMOG

First off, what most guys in the community call AMOGing (alpha male of the group) to me is just an insecure guy intimidating a more insecure guy. A true leader wouldn't have to actively try to "take" a girl from another guy. He would be surrounded by females and would be choosing which one he wants vs. chasing one that is with another guy.

That being said, AMOGing some other chump in a bar seems to have some sort of stupid attraction to many PUAs. Maybe it is a cheap way to boost their fragile ego? I don't know.....

Tonight, I was out with one of my girls and Sinn. Sinn was off doing his thing and I was hanging with my girl. Her and I were cutting up and having a good time.

As we are minding our own business, some community guy I didn't recognize decided to try and AMOG me. It was very obvious he was a community guy. I am not sure if he knew who I was or not but he was very persistant.

I normally don't mind when guys come up and test the waters so to speak when I am with a girl. I typically date very attractive women and am used to guys coming up and flirting with my women. I don't really mind and often find it flattering. And when most guys realize that I am with the girl, they politely back away. No harm, no foul.

This guy wasn't polite or respectful however. And of course, he got blown out.

Whoever you are, lame PUA AMOGing guy, I have some tips and tricks for you.

DON'T try to open me with some lame line like "How 'bout them Lakers?". Especially when I am not watching TV and we are in Dallas.

DON'T keep plowing through when I say I don't care about the Lakers and then both my girl and I back turn you.

DO realize that you stink like loser chump, you have nothing on me and there is no way you could ever score a girl as hot as mine.

DO walk away once you have been back turned.

DON'T try to reopen us by grabbing my shoulder and trying to turn me to face you. Especially when you are about 6" shorter than me and weigh about 50lbs less.

DO walk away after I turn and glare at you for rudely touching me and then back turn you again.

DON'T then try to reopen me again with the same lame line about the Lakers. It didn't work the first time, it won't the second time

DON'T then open my girl with some compliment about her earings after it is obvious we don't want to talk to you.

DON'T stare at my girls breasts the whole time you are talking to her so much so that she leans into me and tells me that you are creeping her out.

DO walk away quickly when I interrupt your stupid story and tell you very aggressively, "Nice meeting you man, have a good one" and then both myself and my girl back turn you.

DON'T, DON'T, DON'T grab my shoulder again and try to physically turn me towards you. I know the community teaches that you should kino people to establish rapport. Physically trying to turn me is only going to piss me off.

DO run when I grab your hand and throw it off my shoulder, tell you to "Get your fucking hand off me" and back turn you yet again.

DON'T put your arm across my back yet again in some fake buddy-I-have-my-arm-around-you gesture and tell me to calm down.

DO get the hint and leave when I tell you to "Quit fucking touching me or I will put you down"

DO realize that I am not bluffing.

DON'T then open the set of 4 guys standing nearby with the same stupid line about the Lakers and then try to manipulate that group into starting conversation with my girl again.

DO realize you have lost the test of wits when I start slamming on you and you can't think fast enough on your feet to have a good come back.

DO understand that when I grab my girl's hand and we walk away from you that we are tired of you bothering us and are moving to a douche free zone.

DON'T then mumble "pussy" as I am walking away thinking that 1) I am not going to hear it and 2) if I do hear it, I am not going to do anything about it

DO run away like a little bitch when I abruptly turn and confront you. Oh yeah, that is right, you did do this. Good job! You finally got one right.

Lame AMOG PUA guy, I won't forget this. I can't wait to run into you again when I am not with a date.