Wednesday, June 18, 2008

LR x 2 - Naked Wii

OK, I am late to the Wii bandwagon having just got one about a month ago. Unfortunately, I have been so busy since I got it I only played it about 15 minutes the day I got it and then it sat collecting dust (I am not much of a gamer).

About a week ago, I was talking to this girl that I have been well, um, talking to. I met her a long time ago. She was a go-go dancer in a club and I got her number while she was working. She has since quit the club scene and has a professional job. We have been talking forever but our schedules just haven't matched up so our relationship hasn't progressed. As luck would have it, we both had a free night and fortunately, we live very close to each other. We decide to meet up at a bar situated in between us. We both walk over and I greet her with a big hug.

We have a few drinks and catch up with small talk. We have spoke on the phone and text each other many times but have only hung out in person briefly so we have a lot of getting to know each other to do.

After we have caught up, I mention that I have been so busy I haven’t even had a chance to play my new Wii. She has never played one before and wants to so we close out the tab and walk back to my house.

I pour us some wine and start up the Wii. We start playing Wii sports and are having lots of fun picking on each other and trying to distract each other.

I win the first couple of games and start the smack talking. She claims I only won because of luck and swears she will win next time. I challenge her to a bet and ask her what she wants if she wins. She says $20. I say sure but if I win, I get to pick the next game and she HAS to play it. She agrees and we kiss on it.

I win again and my choice for next game is ”strip Wii”. The loser of each game has to remove an item of clothing. She agrees and we continue to play and play and play…..until she is naked. I am still pretty much fully clothed and as she is removing her panties, claims that it is unfair that I still have most of my clothes. I decide to even the odds and quickly remove mine too…..

Jump forward a couple of weeks…. I am IMing a girl late one night who I have met through my social circle. We start flirting with each other via IM when I call her a tease. She claims she isn’t. I challenge her to prove it. She asks how and I say come over so I can kick her butt at Wii.

She shows up 30 minutes later. This girl is a former model and an executive at a Dallas based firm. She is also one of the funniest people I have ever met. I invite her in, give her a big hug and ask if she wants anything to drink. She suggests wine so I pour us both a glass and start up the Wii. I can pretty much repeat the previous experience although instead of playing Wii sports, we mostly played trivia. I won again and she ended up naked. She decided to even the odds and started helping me remove my clothes. We were both naked before we even had our first kiss!

I am not sure how repeatable this is for a tactic but so far, I am 2 for 2. Go Wii!!!

2 comments:

Mau Frontier said...

Fuck man!! I wish I had read this yesterday right before I SOLD MY WII!!!!!! =S

Haha anyway it's good to have some reports from you again, man. They're always a good read. Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

I agree, your reports are a good read. Looks like the Wii is your new wingman.