LR: It's really warm in here, right?

There is this Asian girl I have been talking to for a while. She found me on myspace when her and her boyfriend at the time got into a big fight. She messaged me that she liked my profile, wasn't hitting on me because she had a boyfriend and just wanted to say hi.

Her and I have stayed in touch through myspace periodically over the last year. Recently, I have decided to amp up my social circle game so I reached out to her again and got her phone number. This week, I check out her profile and it now shows her status as "single". It turns out, the boyfriend is recently out of the picture....

Today, Tuesday, I start a text war with her. I quickly bring it sexual around lunch time and we continue sending each other naughty texts all afternoon long.

About 8pm, I hit her up with "All of these naughty texts have made me very horny. You are such a tease!"

She texts back, "I know, I am horny too."

I text her my address and then don't respond to any of her texts that ask why I sent her my address, if I am serious, etc.

Sure enough, about 30 minutes later there is a knock on my door.

I invite her in and we start chatting. It turns out, neither of us have watched this week's episode of Desperate Housewives yet so I turn it on and we watch the show and drink wine.

As the show is wrapping up, she mentions that the wine is starting to make her hot. We start making out and she climbs on my lap. We start making out when she starts rubbing Lil Twitch (I should mention that I was in sweatpants and a tshirt so she had easy access).

She then suggests that "It's really warm in here, right?" and takes off her shirt. She is totally being the sexual aggressor which is how I like 'em!!! Things proceed from there and she is now passed out naked on my couch while I type up this LR and watch The Colbert show.

A funny mention....I reach into my stack of condoms when the time is right and find one that were given to me on St Patty's day by some promotional girls. They are bright, bright green with an advertisement etched into them. Very interesting watching a drink ad go in and out of her! Too funny!