Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Texting your way to love

http://current.com/items/88906818_texting_your_way_to_love

New Dallas Lair

There is yet another split in the Dallas PUA community. There are now 3 community boards.....however, the latest is the definitely the most active. If you are from Dallas and are unaware of it, check out the latest PUA board at www.dallaslair.org.

PUA Sanctuary

OK, there is a new message board for the PUA community that is SO worth checking out. No politics, experts sharing advice.....check it out!

www.puasanctuary.com

LR: It's really warm in here, right?

There is this Asian girl I have been talking to for a while. She found me on myspace when her and her boyfriend at the time got into a big fight. She messaged me that she liked my profile, wasn't hitting on me because she had a boyfriend and just wanted to say hi.

Her and I have stayed in touch through myspace periodically over the last year. Recently, I have decided to amp up my social circle game so I reached out to her again and got her phone number. This week, I check out her profile and it now shows her status as "single". It turns out, the boyfriend is recently out of the picture....

Today, Tuesday, I start a text war with her. I quickly bring it sexual around lunch time and we continue sending each other naughty texts all afternoon long.

About 8pm, I hit her up with "All of these naughty texts have made me very horny. You are such a tease!"

She texts back, "I know, I am horny too."

I text her my address and then don't respond to any of her texts that ask why I sent her my address, if I am serious, etc.

Sure enough, about 30 minutes later there is a knock on my door.

I invite her in and we start chatting. It turns out, neither of us have watched this week's episode of Desperate Housewives yet so I turn it on and we watch the show and drink wine.

As the show is wrapping up, she mentions that the wine is starting to make her hot. We start making out and she climbs on my lap. We start making out when she starts rubbing Lil Twitch (I should mention that I was in sweatpants and a tshirt so she had easy access).

She then suggests that "It's really warm in here, right?" and takes off her shirt. She is totally being the sexual aggressor which is how I like 'em!!! Things proceed from there and she is now passed out naked on my couch while I type up this LR and watch The Colbert show.

A funny mention....I reach into my stack of condoms when the time is right and find one that were given to me on St Patty's day by some promotional girls. They are bright, bright green with an advertisement etched into them. Very interesting watching a drink ad go in and out of her! Too funny!

LR: We didn't really have to go out, you know?

So I have been chatting up this really hot, latina for several months. We met twice in the same night about 6 months ago.

The first time we met, I saw her dancing. I was with my boys and I pointed out that she was just my type physically. After doing this, I went over and opened her. I talked to her for a bit but she was with a big group of girls and they were all leaving so she bolted before I could really establish rapport or get her number.

My boys and I went to an after hours party later that night. I ended up in the bathroom with a girl from the party within about 15 minutes of arriving who was nicely relieving me of my clothes when there was an insistent pounding on the bathroom door that was rudely interrupting me and my new friend.

I eventually open the door and it is my usual wing. He has found my "perfect girl" and wants me to follow him. I ditch my new friend and follow my buddy who introduces me to the same girl I opened earlier. He didn't remember that it was the same girl but knew she was my type.

This is too much of a coincidence! We talk the night away and this time her friends are being supportive of me instead of cock blocking me as I made sure to bring them into the interaction.

The night ends, I get a quick make out and her number and have my friends take my drunk ass home.

The latina and I talk for a while but never really meet up as she lives more than an hour away from me and her and we normally never make it into each other's side of town.

Finally, she says that we need to meet up again and asks for my address. I give it to her and we tentatively plan to get together Saturday night.

On Thursday, one of the girls I am seeing tells me she bought me tickets to a local golf tournament which is a big social event in Dallas. I am game and invite one of my buddies, Vodka, to come along as she has one of her girlfriends coming too.

We show up and drink all day and towards the end of the day, my girl starts to become drama so my buddy and I ditch her and her friend. We wander for a while and finally I see a HOT Asian girl that I just have to approach. I ask my buddy for an opening line for a challenge and he tells me I have to try and buy her with some of my drink tickets. I approach her and tell her I am going to buy her attention with the final 3 remaining drink tickets I have left. She laughs and the interaction goes well and I get her number.

As I am flirting with her, my girl sees me and comes charging over and pulls me away from the HOT Asian. Her and I battle for a bit and then all 4 of us decide it is time to leave.

I get home and decide I need sleep after being in the sun and drinking all day. As I lay down, I get a text from the hispanic girl asking if she can see me. I tell her sure, jump out of bed, shower and down an energy drink.

She shows up and I greet her with a kiss but she is a little standoff-ish. We haven't seen each other in months and although we have talked / text dirty things to each other many, many times, she is being shy.

I give her the tour of my house, offer her a glass of wine and then recommend that we walk down to some local bars for a few drinks. She agrees and we spend the next few hours bar hopping.

I am being sure to kino and frame our interaction sexually and we start stealing kisses from each other. I take her to a bar that has a huge beer garden. We find a secluded corner and she climbs on me and we proceed to make out hard core. Until it starts raining.....

We run back to my place in the rain and I tell her she needs to get out of her wet clothes. She agrees and accepts my help.

After an energetic night (and morning) later, she tells me that I really didn't have to take her out drinking. She was horny all day and just wanted to come over and jump me.

"We didn't really have to go out, you know? I would have been fine just staying in, drinking wine and having wild sex."

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Men out of the equation?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23507447-13762,00.html

Quote of the day

There are three ways you can get to the top of a tree: sit on an acorn; make friends with a bird; climb it.
- Unknown