Philosophies on sex

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
- Tom Clancy

You know "that look" that women get when they want sex? Me neither.
- Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
- Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chance for a date on Saturday night.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
- George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
- Sharon Stone

My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she is reading.
- Steve Jobs

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Jack Nicholson

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
- Barbara Bush

Ah yes, divorce, from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
- Robin Williams

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say that they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
- Robert De Niro

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
- Rod Stewart

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
- Robin Williams