LR: Austin Craziness

This is a forum entry orginally posed on Oct 1, 2006.



I had to go down to Austin for work again. Things haven't been going well with my investors and I have had very little sleep so I had planned on having a quiet weekend and catching up on sleep.

Friday for work, I had to be in the downtown area near where a lot of the hotels are. I started chatting up this friendly looking UG who was wearing a conference type badge. She mentions that she works for a company who my previous company was a major competitor with so we have a lot in common.

We had a great conversation and she invites me to crash their conference. They are heading out to Salt Lick (world's best BBQ) on a bus ride from the hotel and its all you can eat and drink.

"All you can drink for free" is one of my favorite phrases and just hearing it made all thoughts of sleep disappear.

She sneaks me onto the bus. Its a typical company event - all stuffy and full of work talk. The UG helps me come up with some facts I needed to blend in which helped me mingle. She is a lot of fun and I am enjoying her company however would never be able to hook up with her.

After the food and lots of drinks, the music starts up and most of the girls head to the dance floor with the guys being wall flowers. I am not going to be on soul train or anything but I can at least feel the beat so I am one of the few guys out on the dance floor shaking it and therefore, popular with the girls and danced with several.

Most of the crowd is of average looks except for two HB9 blondes who were hanging together. One was about 6' and thin, HBTall, and the other had perfect white straight teeth, HBTeeth.

I keep trying to dance with them and talk to them but they are more into dancing with each other to show off for the crowd. Also, neither of them could feel a beat if it was slapping them in the face so it was a bit of a turn off for me.

Instead, Ug has this really cute, tiny little Asian sprite friend she is dancing with. The girl could dance like nobody's business.

One thing not mentioned in the community much is attractiveness vs. sexiness and I would actually go for sexiness over attractiveness anyday.

Anyway, she is probably a 7 or 8 on most people's HB attractiveness scale but with the sexiness factor involved, she was a HB9 or HB10 for me.

I end up sandwiched and dancing between the two of them most of the night. After a lot of dancing and drinking, it is time to hop on a bus to leave. I make sure that Ug and HBSprite are with me and "coincidentally", we end up on the same bus as the two blonde HB9s. Funny how I had to stop into the restroom and they coincidentally caught up with us....

The girls and I sit towards the front. Everyone is rowdy on the bus after drinking all night and there is a group of guys in back really having fun and entertaining the bus. They are of course directing a lot of their attention to the two HB9s who get up in the aisles and start dancing and such.

The bus driver yells that everyone must sit down so I grab HB9Teeth and pull her onto my lap. We talk for a bit and I run Mystery's kiss test. She says "I don't know even know you" which isn't a "no" so I kiss her and we make out a little bit. (Running this test is much easier when fueled by alcohol).

Here is where I screw up - the guys in the back were having so much fun that I kept looking back to see what was going on and therefore, so did she which broke my frame. Eventually, I was AMOG'd by the group as an entity and she left me to go to the back with the guys. Stupid me - I should have kept her center of attention on me. Lesson learned.

I go back to chatting up Ug and HBSprite who are in front of me and we all get to cracking up. I am laying out the Cocky and Funny big time and even end up getting them to stand for a "butt off" to see who had the better ass.

The bus pulls up to the hotel and most everyone gets off. I go ask the bus driver if he will take us to 6th street (the big party street in Austin) and he agrees to take the remainder which is about 15 of us and includes Ug, HBSprite and the two HB9s.

Here is where I become "leader of men". I am the only one who had ever been to Austin so everyone starts following me. I take them to a shot bar so we can all do shots and then roll into a dance club where we all get more shots and then start dancing.

I am dancing with HBSprite a lot when HBTall comes up to me and grabs me away. She isolates me to a corner and said she was watching me dance all night and wondered why I hadn't talked to her. (I had tried many times earlier at the party but she kept getting distracted). S

he is hammered and slurring her words and having trouble walking. She says she likes my shirt and then wraps her arms around me and kisses me. I make out with her a little bit but realize that this is Fool's Mate. I hadn't done anything to "earn" her other than maybe being leader of men.

She is so drunk that I don't feel right doing anything with her so I pawn HBTall off to one of her friends with a recommendation that her friend get her home because she has had enough. Was this a mistake to let her go? I don't know and kind of doubted my decision the next day when I was sober. I could have hung out with her and not taken advantage of her yet set the stage for something later when she was in a better state.

Anyway, Ug and HBSprite and I leave the rest of the group to another dance club. Ug can hold her own and her and I drink too much. When the bars close, Ug offers for me and HBSprite to come back to her hotel suite she is sharing with 2 other girls. We take a bike taxi there.

Here is my last screw up for the night. I remember sitting at a table with Ug, HBSprite and another girl and then I was woken up in the morning by HBSprite shaking me as I was lying in some bed. I don't remember anything in between and all of the girls are mad at me.

It turns out, Ug (who doesn't remember anything either) got up to take a shower. After her shower, she crawled into bed. I crawled in after her and was spooning her and HBSprite was on the other side of me in Ug's bed. Here I am, sleeping between two girls and 1) too drunk to do anything about it and 2) spooning the wrong chick.

I get up in the middle of the night to pee and when I come back, I crawl into bed with another girl who hadn't gone out because she was sick and I pass out. This girl eventually gets pissed and gets out of her bed and sleeps on the couch.

Everyone is mad at me in the morning for making sick girl not get any sleep so I leave the hotel room but offer to take HBSprite back to her hotel. She agrees although she barely talks to me and is very angry.

Instead of driving to her hotel, I drive to mine. She doesn't complain or say anything but is still visibly mad at me. We crawl into my bed and both go back to sleep.I wake her up later with some kisses to the back of the neck, she responds and we seal the deal.

Ug, HBSprite and I hang out the rest of the weekend and go to the lake, see the bats, etc. and HBSprite changes her flight to stay an extra night with me. If she didn't live in Cali, she could be girlfriend material. We really hit it off. Ug is really cool too and would make a great friend if she lived in Texas.

Lessons learned: Talk to everyone including Ugs, keep the frame on me, don't pass up a good opportunity when it presents itself, and quit drinking so much when going out.

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This was my response to a comment about my report.


I love your advice and it reminded me of the most important parts of the weekend. Duh me!

OK, not only was she very sexy to me. She also had been taking strip tease classes for the last year with her girlfriends and had just graduated from the most advanced level. She was eager to show me her moves.....

Also, this chick orgasmed like no other I have been with. It wasn't just multi-orgasms. Her orgasm just kept going on and on as long as I kept playing or fucking. Seriously - like 20 - 30 minutes long her whole body would shake.

I have never experienced anything like it. Lucky girl!

I finally tapped into this and would just play with her until she started to come and then would enter her. It was an amazing feeling haveing sex with her while her body is shaking and she is tightening on me!

I had 5 condoms with me and had to go buy more.

Male chimps woo females with stolen food

http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?sid=281507

While the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, the same may be true for wild female chimpanzees, for a study conducted in West Africa has shown that male chimps steal fruits from local farms and orchards to attract female mates.

"We believe the males may be using crop-raids as a way to advertise their prowess to other group-members, especially the opposite sex. Such daring behaviour certainly seems to be an attractive trait and possessing a sought-after food item, such as papaya, appears to draw even more positive attention from the females," said Dr Kimberley Hockings from the University of Stirling's Department of Psychology, the lead researcher.

The study was carried out in the West African village of Bossou in the Republic of Guinea. According to the researchers, it is the only recorded example of sharing of plant food by unrelated, non-provisioned wild chimpanzees.

"It is unusual behaviour as even though the major part of chimpanzees' diets consists of plant foods, wild plant food sharing (defined as an individual holding a food item but allowing another individual to consume part of that item) occurs infrequently. However, in chimpanzee communities that engage in hunting, meat is frequently used as a 'social tool' for nurturing alliances and social bonds," said Dr. Hockings.

"This research shows that chimpanzees at Bossou use crop-raiding as an opportunity to obtain and share desirable foods, providing further insights into the evolutionary basis of human food sharing. In humans, the pursuit of certain foods is also strongly sex-biased; for example, it has been proposed that men in hunter-gatherer societies acquire large and risky-to-obtain food packages for social strategising and to garner attention," the researcher added.

The study showed that adult males mainly shared the spoils of their crop-raids with females of reproductive age, particularly with a female within the group who took part in most consortships.

"The male who shared the most food with this female engaged in more consortships with her and received more grooming from her than the other males, even the alpha male. Therefore the male chimpanzees appear to be 'showing off' and trading their forbidden fruit for other currencies, i.e. 'food-for-sex and -grooming'," Dr. Hockings said.

The study has been published in open-access journal PLoS One.

Back in Dallas

I am back in town for a few days after traveling to several cities. I just started a kick ass project that will last about a month. Good thing is, I love the project and get to work directly with all of the top executives of the company that hired me. Its always great to be around people who have made it in life.

I have several posts I have started that I need to wrap up - hopefully over the next couple of days before I hit the road again.

I am going to stray away from pick up for a bit and delve into finances, budgeting and a few other subjects.

Hope all is well.....

Cool routine

I went out of town this weekend and went to this happening club a bit early to beat the rush.

Was at the bar ordering me and my girl a drink when I saw this guy next to me taking pictures. The flashes caught my attention.

He was with one girl and her two friends. He fed his girl a cherry and took a picture as she played with it in her mouth and then ate it. He then fed her two friends a cherry and snapped pictures of them too.

Then he took three cherries and held them up for all three girls to go in at once and eat them. The girls all hesitated and eventually backed out of a 3 way kiss. However, I believe this was more to do with it being early and no one really in party mode yet.

Although he had poor execution, I give the guy an 'A' for effort. I later went up to him and told him I loved his routine. He smiled, knuckled me and moved on.

Be the man

I had the opportunity yesterday to have lunch with a recently engaged woman who is second guessing her decision and then go out for drinks in the evening with 2 married women who are very unhappy in their marriage.

All three women had the same thing to say as to why they were unhappy: Their men weren’t men. All three mentioned that they were the “men” in the relationships and they weren’t attracted to their spouses/fiancé anymore because of it.

The engaged woman told me that her fiancé was kind, sweet, would be a great husband and a wonderful father. However, she is the one that makes all of the decisions and he just goes along with them. He chased her for over a year before she finally gave in and started dating him. When he proposed, she was taken completely off guard and almost said no. Instead she said “Are you serious? Are you serious?” several times before he finally just slipped the ring on her finger. She never actually said yes.

She is now trying to rationalize whether she wants to marry him. She said everything is there in the relationship except for passion. All her friends are encouraging her to go through with it because he is such a great guy however she has her doubts as to whether she wants to. She is going to start going to counseling to work out the decision in her mind. And at the end of lunch, she made it perfectly clear that if I wanted her, she was there for the taking.

Last night, I met up with one of the married women first and her friend joined us later. The first one started talking about how unhappy she is, how her husband (who was her high school sweetheart), just doesn’t try anymore. How he is complacent. How he doesn’t make decisions. How he has become boring and predictable in bed. She mentioned that she was considering an affair and mentioned to me how she gets hit on a lot and may take someone up on it.

After we talked a while, her friend, the other married woman, joined us. We small talked for a while and then I bounced them to one bar and then to another.

As we walked into the second bar, a guy yells out to the second woman from across the patio “Hey, are you with him? If not, get over here!” And she did. It turns out, the guy was a tool but she commented later that she was attracted to his confidence.

She then went into all of the ways she is unhappy with her husband. She said she wears the pants in the family, she pays the bills, she makes the decisions and she initiates sex. She has started going out a lot lately leaving her husband to stay in and watch the kids. Not only does he allow this, he encourages it and told her she should get some new clothes so that she doesn’t wear the same thing every time she goes out.

This woman is hot! For her age and having a few kids, she is a 10. Plus she has a fun, spunky attitude. She point blank asked me that if I was her husband, would I encourage her to go out every night. I told her “hell no”. She said that if her husband put his foot down and demanded she stayed in, she would probably be more attracted to him. Instead, he lets her walk all over him. She mentioned that it wasn’t about attention as her husband gives her plenty of that. It was about being dominant. Being a man.

As I walked them back to their car, the first woman started walking beside me and we ended up holding hands. She drove but her friend said that she would drive back, hopped in the driver’s seat and then got on the phone. This left me standing outside the car with the other one. I locked eyes with her and held her stare. I then reached my hand behind her neck, grabbed a large chunk of hair, firmly pulled it down and then stepped in and bit her neck. She moaned and we started making out. I pushed her roughly against her car and pressed my body firmly against hers. She started moaning, clawing my back and biting my lips and neck.

This continued for a while until our hands started to wander, the whole time people are walking by us and her friend is waiting in the car. Knowing she had to get home to her husband and that her friend was patiently waiting on her, I stop us and pull away. We were both worked up and breathing hard by this point. She tells me if her husband ever did that to her, she would never let him leave the bedroom.

Thank you!

My blog hits just hit 5000. I am humbled that so many people stopped by to read my stories, especially when I am not selling or promoting anything. Thank you!

Hilarious article

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/study_casual_sex_only_rewarding?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

"When I think back on the countless times I've had raw, almost bestial sex, indoors or outdoors, with one, sometimes two Asian women whose parents I'll never have to meet, I occasionally get a little down," Pertzborn said. "God, what if I wasted my life having guilt-free, uninhibited, sensually explosive sex with anyone I wanted?"