"Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after."
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LRs - moving week
This was originailly posted on a forum on May 15, 2007
What a week! I am moving this week and the project I have been working on just launched so saying I had a stressful week is an understatement.
Wednesday night we had a celebratory happy hour at work. Everyone was having a good time and unwinding by pounding drinks.
One of the top 10 hottest girls at work, who I barely know, was there and had a couple of guys gaming her.
I worked my way to her proximity and listened to the guys telling her how beautiful she was, how great she was, etc. It was sickening how much they were sucking up.I
jumped into the conversation right after she made a comment about how wonderful something was that she had done. Instead of complimenting her like the other guys, I blurted loudly "bullshit".
All three turned to me in shock and then the guys quickly turned away from me and tried gaming her again. I was laughing at myself internally for my opening line being the word "bullshit". It just popped out. However, I now had her attention and she demanded to know why I made a comment like that.
We get into conversation and I start slamming on her in a playful way - telling her she was a brat, how I could never take her home to mom, etc. All the while the other guys are telling her how rude I am being, how she doesn't deserve to be treated like that, etc.
She quickly leaves their side and starts hanging with me and giving my kino in the form of punches on the arm. The guys try AMOGing me a few more times but there were also AMOGing each other and both ended up walking away frustrated.
Just then THE hottest girl at work comes in. I smile at her, she smiles back and I make a mental note of where she was and went back to gaming my current target. As happy hour starts winding down, my best buddy at work saunters over. We make plans to invite a select few to another venue to continue the party. He showed an interest in my current girl so I introduced those two and leave to start talking to the HB10.
I know HB10 pretty well but always in a professional way. I use the social venue as an opportunity to start flirting. We have always had good rapport so I am hoping I can turn it into something sexual. She seems receptive so I invite her to bounce with us to a new venue. She agrees.
My buddy and I end up bringing about 15 people with us to a new venue. We both spot a large group in the corner with a smoking hot blonde girl in the center. We decide to open the group with "what are you celebrating?" and plan to try and pawn to the blonde.
It turns out it was a birthday of a guy in the group. We bring our group over to their group and we all sing "happy birthday" to the birthday boy. Since we were the instigators that brought the two groups together, we both noticed a lot of IOIs from the ladies. Unfortunately, the hot blonde was engaged to one of the guys at the table so it didn't go anywhere.
I ended up having a different engaged girl from the new group come on to me and my buddy had a couple of girls open him. Ultimately, we decided to stay with our original targets and we bounced them to yet another venue.
Long story short, my buddy ends up making out with my original girl at the bar and getting her number, I took HB10 home with me as a grand finale to my apartment I am moving out of.
Fortunately for me, HB10 had to fly out early in the morning so I didn't have to run into her awkwardly at work the next day.
Thursday night I get the keys to my new apartment and start moving. I get a call from a girl I met on myspace who I haven't seen in several months. She wants to see me but I tell her I am moving and can't. She offers to come help and happens to own an SUV so I welcome her over.
She busts her ass helping me for 3 hours and then we decide to take a break. We go inside to my old apartment and I pour us some wine. Make out ensues on the couch amid all of the boxes and wreckage. She happens to have Aunt Flo in town so I couldn't escalate too far but she managed to find a way to lick the situation.
How about that? A girl comes to help me move and gives me a BJ as payment?!?!?!
Friday at work, I am sore from moving. Getting old sucks!!! At work, I start flirting with the second hottest girl in the company, an HB9, who used to be a 10 a few years ago in her prime. This girl gets hit on by everybody at the company. I have personally seen the CEO ask her out 3 times.
Anyway, I flirt with her as I always do. This time, she acts all strange. Later, her best friend at work comes over to me and tells me that I should ask her out. I approach her later in the day and tell her a "little birdie" told me to ask you out. She demands to know who told me that and a teasing game ensues.
Eventually, she gets the name of the birdie out of me. I extract myself from the conversation and go back to work. Later, HB9 comes to my seat and asks for my Instant Messager ID. We start IMing and she asks me out for Saturday night. I tell her I can't as I am moving. She tells me that she is tired of me just flirting and that someone had to make the first move. She also mentions that she won't wait around forever.....interesting, I had no idea she was into me other than for just innocent flirting.
Later Friday night, the best friend of one of my ex girlfriends comes into town for a planned visit. She gets in late and we go to a late dinner and then go to my new apt to crash. We are both exhausted so nothing really happens other than a makeout session.
Saturday, the friend of my ex, a HB9, and I spend all day moving. By the end of the day, we are exhausted. We both clean up and head out to the bar and meet up with my buddy from work.
He is on fire and opens no less than 10 girls at the bar and walks away with at least 5 numbers.
The HB9 and I make out all night but every time I leave her to get another drink or hit the head, random guys end up hitting on her. She is definitely one of the hottest girls in the bar. And no one compares to her moves on the dance floor.
Back home, I get her naked for the first time. She then asks me if I have ever slept with her best friend when dated her. I really like this girl and don't want to lie so I tell her the truth - yes. She freezes up and gives me last minute resistance. I don't try to push through it and go to sleep.
The next morning before she leaves back to her home town, we go sit by the pool. She apologizes for not "giving it up" the night before. I tell her it is OK, that I want her to be comfortable before we do anything serious but that she has to be relaxed around me or I won't date her anymore. She says she understands and wants to know when we will see each other again. We make plans.
Sunday, I am moving by myself when my previous #1 girl who I have stopped seeing calls me. She originally decided to not date me anymore because she couldn't stand me living with my hot roommate. She has found random girl's hair in my bed, discovered condoms missing, heard my phone ring in the middle of the night yet she is only jealous of my roommate who I have no physical relationship with. I don't get it.
But anyway, she calls me up and starts yet another fight. I tell her I have to finish moving and hang up. She shows up 30 minutes later and wants to help me move.
It was a funny thing. Here she is, helping me move but still acting angry at me. She wasn't speaking to me and glaring at me every time we passed yet she was carrying box after box to my new place. Too funny!!!
After a bit, she got hot so she took off her outershirt and her bra so she was just wearing a thin white shirt. She used to be a Hooter's girl and a lingerie model and has "huge tracks of land" to quote Monty Python.
Soon, she has attracted the attention of a couple of hispanic guys who are obviously interested in her thin, white, sweaty wet tank top. She angrily confronts me and demands to know why those guys were staring at her. I tell her it is probably because she is winning the wet t-shirt contest as her nipples are definitely exposed. She isn't embarrased at all and says that she is letting it all hang out so that I will be turned on and won't turn her down this time.
-An aside - the second to last time I saw her, we got into a huge fight. I ended up throwing her out of my place. After she was already out and I was slamming the door, she asked if she could come back in for a quicky. I was so angry with her at the moment that I couldn't even dream of touching her. She was still pissed that I turned down sex with her.
The last time I saw her, she came to pick up my very drunk ass when I was out with CJ, Sinn, Fidelio and Second Chance. Unfortunatley, I had one too many Tuaca shots and ended up picking a fight with her over nothing and she left me at the bar to drunkely get home on my own. So, the last two times I have been with her, we haven't had sex.
Anyway, we finish moving and go inside my new place. She mentions that we should take a shower since we are all hot and sweaty. We jump in together and scrub each other clean. We then break in the new apartment and she leaves.
What a week! I can now add "tired" to "stressed" to describe my week. However, it is weeks like this which is the reason we are all in this community.
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Here is a response to a comment about my post
I definitely run Mystery Method and believe that I have a natural Cocky/Funny attitude.
Interestingly, I have a major sticking point when it comes to qualification. I am pretty stoic and not good at expressing my feelings. I am horrible at qualifying women.
I often find this has the effect of blowing up many of my sets. However, some women seem to interpret this lack of emotion as either a challenge or confidence and plow through it. It seems to cause some women to be obsessed with me as I am such a closed book.
I find that women often fish for compliments and validation from me. Since this makes me feel awkward, I usually avoid the conversation with some smart ass remark which just feeds the flame.
As my goal is to find "the one" to eventually marry and start a family, I have a goal to work on this sticking point of mine. I actually told my ex's best friend today that I missed her since she was gone which is a huge step for me. I am not comfortable expressing feelings or showing emotions.
But to directly answer your question, I think what initially gets these women attracted to me is my indifference. Until you are ready to settle down, you should be dating as much as possible.
I love women - how they think, how they act, how they react, etc. Most of my friends are women. I surround myself with females. Many of them gorgeous.
This has a spiraling result of attracting even more women in my life. And trust me, the more women you have in your life, the less shit you are willing to deal with as you are burnt out by it.
Since you have ZERO tolerance for their emotional games, you come across as different and confident. You become the unique guy in their life who doesn't fall into their traps or play their games. They can't help but become attracted to you.
For instance, the HB10 at work. She has the most phenominal body...she wears a size 2 but has natural DD breast and a fun personality. Guys hit on her all the time but more importantly, guys stare at her boobs more often than not when they talk to her.
When I spoke with her the first few times, I held eye contact, I teased her instead of complimenting her, and I was abrubt with her and held to my schedule instead of hers (i.e., when I got the information I needed from her at work, I left as opposed to most guys who stayed and flirted - indifference).
I believe this is hugely attractive to women who get hit on several times a day with the same generic lines over and over.
Morale of the story - be different, don't care about the results of your actions, have someone else lined up to ensure you don't invest too much in any one interaction. And have fun.
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Update: HB10 from work got into town yesterday and sent me a text....."meet me in elevator".
We met up in the elevator for one of the hottest elevator rides I have ever been on. I had a smile on my face the rest of the day at work.
Last night, her and one of her girlfriends were at the airport waiting for their flight which was delayed several hours because of the storms. They called me and were speaking with a british accent.
They had decided to start drinking at the airport bar, speak only with british accents and see how many guys hit on them with the opening line "where are you from?". They called me periodically with updates.
It was hilarious! They were trying to talk british but slurring their words at the same time from the booze.
Moral of the story - We all know that it doesn't matter what you say as long as you open with confidence and good body language. However, take a second to come up with something unique or original so that you stand out from the pack.
EVERY SINGLE guy that talked to them opened them with "so where are you from". EVERY ONE.
What a week! I am moving this week and the project I have been working on just launched so saying I had a stressful week is an understatement.
Wednesday night we had a celebratory happy hour at work. Everyone was having a good time and unwinding by pounding drinks.
One of the top 10 hottest girls at work, who I barely know, was there and had a couple of guys gaming her.
I worked my way to her proximity and listened to the guys telling her how beautiful she was, how great she was, etc. It was sickening how much they were sucking up.I
jumped into the conversation right after she made a comment about how wonderful something was that she had done. Instead of complimenting her like the other guys, I blurted loudly "bullshit".
All three turned to me in shock and then the guys quickly turned away from me and tried gaming her again. I was laughing at myself internally for my opening line being the word "bullshit". It just popped out. However, I now had her attention and she demanded to know why I made a comment like that.
We get into conversation and I start slamming on her in a playful way - telling her she was a brat, how I could never take her home to mom, etc. All the while the other guys are telling her how rude I am being, how she doesn't deserve to be treated like that, etc.
She quickly leaves their side and starts hanging with me and giving my kino in the form of punches on the arm. The guys try AMOGing me a few more times but there were also AMOGing each other and both ended up walking away frustrated.
Just then THE hottest girl at work comes in. I smile at her, she smiles back and I make a mental note of where she was and went back to gaming my current target. As happy hour starts winding down, my best buddy at work saunters over. We make plans to invite a select few to another venue to continue the party. He showed an interest in my current girl so I introduced those two and leave to start talking to the HB10.
I know HB10 pretty well but always in a professional way. I use the social venue as an opportunity to start flirting. We have always had good rapport so I am hoping I can turn it into something sexual. She seems receptive so I invite her to bounce with us to a new venue. She agrees.
My buddy and I end up bringing about 15 people with us to a new venue. We both spot a large group in the corner with a smoking hot blonde girl in the center. We decide to open the group with "what are you celebrating?" and plan to try and pawn to the blonde.
It turns out it was a birthday of a guy in the group. We bring our group over to their group and we all sing "happy birthday" to the birthday boy. Since we were the instigators that brought the two groups together, we both noticed a lot of IOIs from the ladies. Unfortunately, the hot blonde was engaged to one of the guys at the table so it didn't go anywhere.
I ended up having a different engaged girl from the new group come on to me and my buddy had a couple of girls open him. Ultimately, we decided to stay with our original targets and we bounced them to yet another venue.
Long story short, my buddy ends up making out with my original girl at the bar and getting her number, I took HB10 home with me as a grand finale to my apartment I am moving out of.
Fortunately for me, HB10 had to fly out early in the morning so I didn't have to run into her awkwardly at work the next day.
Thursday night I get the keys to my new apartment and start moving. I get a call from a girl I met on myspace who I haven't seen in several months. She wants to see me but I tell her I am moving and can't. She offers to come help and happens to own an SUV so I welcome her over.
She busts her ass helping me for 3 hours and then we decide to take a break. We go inside to my old apartment and I pour us some wine. Make out ensues on the couch amid all of the boxes and wreckage. She happens to have Aunt Flo in town so I couldn't escalate too far but she managed to find a way to lick the situation.
How about that? A girl comes to help me move and gives me a BJ as payment?!?!?!
Friday at work, I am sore from moving. Getting old sucks!!! At work, I start flirting with the second hottest girl in the company, an HB9, who used to be a 10 a few years ago in her prime. This girl gets hit on by everybody at the company. I have personally seen the CEO ask her out 3 times.
Anyway, I flirt with her as I always do. This time, she acts all strange. Later, her best friend at work comes over to me and tells me that I should ask her out. I approach her later in the day and tell her a "little birdie" told me to ask you out. She demands to know who told me that and a teasing game ensues.
Eventually, she gets the name of the birdie out of me. I extract myself from the conversation and go back to work. Later, HB9 comes to my seat and asks for my Instant Messager ID. We start IMing and she asks me out for Saturday night. I tell her I can't as I am moving. She tells me that she is tired of me just flirting and that someone had to make the first move. She also mentions that she won't wait around forever.....interesting, I had no idea she was into me other than for just innocent flirting.
Later Friday night, the best friend of one of my ex girlfriends comes into town for a planned visit. She gets in late and we go to a late dinner and then go to my new apt to crash. We are both exhausted so nothing really happens other than a makeout session.
Saturday, the friend of my ex, a HB9, and I spend all day moving. By the end of the day, we are exhausted. We both clean up and head out to the bar and meet up with my buddy from work.
He is on fire and opens no less than 10 girls at the bar and walks away with at least 5 numbers.
The HB9 and I make out all night but every time I leave her to get another drink or hit the head, random guys end up hitting on her. She is definitely one of the hottest girls in the bar. And no one compares to her moves on the dance floor.
Back home, I get her naked for the first time. She then asks me if I have ever slept with her best friend when dated her. I really like this girl and don't want to lie so I tell her the truth - yes. She freezes up and gives me last minute resistance. I don't try to push through it and go to sleep.
The next morning before she leaves back to her home town, we go sit by the pool. She apologizes for not "giving it up" the night before. I tell her it is OK, that I want her to be comfortable before we do anything serious but that she has to be relaxed around me or I won't date her anymore. She says she understands and wants to know when we will see each other again. We make plans.
Sunday, I am moving by myself when my previous #1 girl who I have stopped seeing calls me. She originally decided to not date me anymore because she couldn't stand me living with my hot roommate. She has found random girl's hair in my bed, discovered condoms missing, heard my phone ring in the middle of the night yet she is only jealous of my roommate who I have no physical relationship with. I don't get it.
But anyway, she calls me up and starts yet another fight. I tell her I have to finish moving and hang up. She shows up 30 minutes later and wants to help me move.
It was a funny thing. Here she is, helping me move but still acting angry at me. She wasn't speaking to me and glaring at me every time we passed yet she was carrying box after box to my new place. Too funny!!!
After a bit, she got hot so she took off her outershirt and her bra so she was just wearing a thin white shirt. She used to be a Hooter's girl and a lingerie model and has "huge tracks of land" to quote Monty Python.
Soon, she has attracted the attention of a couple of hispanic guys who are obviously interested in her thin, white, sweaty wet tank top. She angrily confronts me and demands to know why those guys were staring at her. I tell her it is probably because she is winning the wet t-shirt contest as her nipples are definitely exposed. She isn't embarrased at all and says that she is letting it all hang out so that I will be turned on and won't turn her down this time.
-An aside - the second to last time I saw her, we got into a huge fight. I ended up throwing her out of my place. After she was already out and I was slamming the door, she asked if she could come back in for a quicky. I was so angry with her at the moment that I couldn't even dream of touching her. She was still pissed that I turned down sex with her.
The last time I saw her, she came to pick up my very drunk ass when I was out with CJ, Sinn, Fidelio and Second Chance. Unfortunatley, I had one too many Tuaca shots and ended up picking a fight with her over nothing and she left me at the bar to drunkely get home on my own. So, the last two times I have been with her, we haven't had sex.
Anyway, we finish moving and go inside my new place. She mentions that we should take a shower since we are all hot and sweaty. We jump in together and scrub each other clean. We then break in the new apartment and she leaves.
What a week! I can now add "tired" to "stressed" to describe my week. However, it is weeks like this which is the reason we are all in this community.
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Here is a response to a comment about my post
I definitely run Mystery Method and believe that I have a natural Cocky/Funny attitude.
Interestingly, I have a major sticking point when it comes to qualification. I am pretty stoic and not good at expressing my feelings. I am horrible at qualifying women.
I often find this has the effect of blowing up many of my sets. However, some women seem to interpret this lack of emotion as either a challenge or confidence and plow through it. It seems to cause some women to be obsessed with me as I am such a closed book.
I find that women often fish for compliments and validation from me. Since this makes me feel awkward, I usually avoid the conversation with some smart ass remark which just feeds the flame.
As my goal is to find "the one" to eventually marry and start a family, I have a goal to work on this sticking point of mine. I actually told my ex's best friend today that I missed her since she was gone which is a huge step for me. I am not comfortable expressing feelings or showing emotions.
But to directly answer your question, I think what initially gets these women attracted to me is my indifference. Until you are ready to settle down, you should be dating as much as possible.
I love women - how they think, how they act, how they react, etc. Most of my friends are women. I surround myself with females. Many of them gorgeous.
This has a spiraling result of attracting even more women in my life. And trust me, the more women you have in your life, the less shit you are willing to deal with as you are burnt out by it.
Since you have ZERO tolerance for their emotional games, you come across as different and confident. You become the unique guy in their life who doesn't fall into their traps or play their games. They can't help but become attracted to you.
For instance, the HB10 at work. She has the most phenominal body...she wears a size 2 but has natural DD breast and a fun personality. Guys hit on her all the time but more importantly, guys stare at her boobs more often than not when they talk to her.
When I spoke with her the first few times, I held eye contact, I teased her instead of complimenting her, and I was abrubt with her and held to my schedule instead of hers (i.e., when I got the information I needed from her at work, I left as opposed to most guys who stayed and flirted - indifference).
I believe this is hugely attractive to women who get hit on several times a day with the same generic lines over and over.
Morale of the story - be different, don't care about the results of your actions, have someone else lined up to ensure you don't invest too much in any one interaction. And have fun.
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Update: HB10 from work got into town yesterday and sent me a text....."meet me in elevator".
We met up in the elevator for one of the hottest elevator rides I have ever been on. I had a smile on my face the rest of the day at work.
Last night, her and one of her girlfriends were at the airport waiting for their flight which was delayed several hours because of the storms. They called me and were speaking with a british accent.
They had decided to start drinking at the airport bar, speak only with british accents and see how many guys hit on them with the opening line "where are you from?". They called me periodically with updates.
It was hilarious! They were trying to talk british but slurring their words at the same time from the booze.
Moral of the story - We all know that it doesn't matter what you say as long as you open with confidence and good body language. However, take a second to come up with something unique or original so that you stand out from the pack.
EVERY SINGLE guy that talked to them opened them with "so where are you from". EVERY ONE.
LR: Austin Craziness
This is a forum entry orginally posed on Oct 1, 2006.
I had to go down to Austin for work again. Things haven't been going well with my investors and I have had very little sleep so I had planned on having a quiet weekend and catching up on sleep.
Friday for work, I had to be in the downtown area near where a lot of the hotels are. I started chatting up this friendly looking UG who was wearing a conference type badge. She mentions that she works for a company who my previous company was a major competitor with so we have a lot in common.
We had a great conversation and she invites me to crash their conference. They are heading out to Salt Lick (world's best BBQ) on a bus ride from the hotel and its all you can eat and drink.
"All you can drink for free" is one of my favorite phrases and just hearing it made all thoughts of sleep disappear.
She sneaks me onto the bus. Its a typical company event - all stuffy and full of work talk. The UG helps me come up with some facts I needed to blend in which helped me mingle. She is a lot of fun and I am enjoying her company however would never be able to hook up with her.
After the food and lots of drinks, the music starts up and most of the girls head to the dance floor with the guys being wall flowers. I am not going to be on soul train or anything but I can at least feel the beat so I am one of the few guys out on the dance floor shaking it and therefore, popular with the girls and danced with several.
Most of the crowd is of average looks except for two HB9 blondes who were hanging together. One was about 6' and thin, HBTall, and the other had perfect white straight teeth, HBTeeth.
I keep trying to dance with them and talk to them but they are more into dancing with each other to show off for the crowd. Also, neither of them could feel a beat if it was slapping them in the face so it was a bit of a turn off for me.
Instead, Ug has this really cute, tiny little Asian sprite friend she is dancing with. The girl could dance like nobody's business.
One thing not mentioned in the community much is attractiveness vs. sexiness and I would actually go for sexiness over attractiveness anyday.
Anyway, she is probably a 7 or 8 on most people's HB attractiveness scale but with the sexiness factor involved, she was a HB9 or HB10 for me.
I end up sandwiched and dancing between the two of them most of the night. After a lot of dancing and drinking, it is time to hop on a bus to leave. I make sure that Ug and HBSprite are with me and "coincidentally", we end up on the same bus as the two blonde HB9s. Funny how I had to stop into the restroom and they coincidentally caught up with us....
The girls and I sit towards the front. Everyone is rowdy on the bus after drinking all night and there is a group of guys in back really having fun and entertaining the bus. They are of course directing a lot of their attention to the two HB9s who get up in the aisles and start dancing and such.
The bus driver yells that everyone must sit down so I grab HB9Teeth and pull her onto my lap. We talk for a bit and I run Mystery's kiss test. She says "I don't know even know you" which isn't a "no" so I kiss her and we make out a little bit. (Running this test is much easier when fueled by alcohol).
Here is where I screw up - the guys in the back were having so much fun that I kept looking back to see what was going on and therefore, so did she which broke my frame. Eventually, I was AMOG'd by the group as an entity and she left me to go to the back with the guys. Stupid me - I should have kept her center of attention on me. Lesson learned.
I go back to chatting up Ug and HBSprite who are in front of me and we all get to cracking up. I am laying out the Cocky and Funny big time and even end up getting them to stand for a "butt off" to see who had the better ass.
The bus pulls up to the hotel and most everyone gets off. I go ask the bus driver if he will take us to 6th street (the big party street in Austin) and he agrees to take the remainder which is about 15 of us and includes Ug, HBSprite and the two HB9s.
Here is where I become "leader of men". I am the only one who had ever been to Austin so everyone starts following me. I take them to a shot bar so we can all do shots and then roll into a dance club where we all get more shots and then start dancing.
I am dancing with HBSprite a lot when HBTall comes up to me and grabs me away. She isolates me to a corner and said she was watching me dance all night and wondered why I hadn't talked to her. (I had tried many times earlier at the party but she kept getting distracted). S
he is hammered and slurring her words and having trouble walking. She says she likes my shirt and then wraps her arms around me and kisses me. I make out with her a little bit but realize that this is Fool's Mate. I hadn't done anything to "earn" her other than maybe being leader of men.
She is so drunk that I don't feel right doing anything with her so I pawn HBTall off to one of her friends with a recommendation that her friend get her home because she has had enough. Was this a mistake to let her go? I don't know and kind of doubted my decision the next day when I was sober. I could have hung out with her and not taken advantage of her yet set the stage for something later when she was in a better state.
Anyway, Ug and HBSprite and I leave the rest of the group to another dance club. Ug can hold her own and her and I drink too much. When the bars close, Ug offers for me and HBSprite to come back to her hotel suite she is sharing with 2 other girls. We take a bike taxi there.
Here is my last screw up for the night. I remember sitting at a table with Ug, HBSprite and another girl and then I was woken up in the morning by HBSprite shaking me as I was lying in some bed. I don't remember anything in between and all of the girls are mad at me.
It turns out, Ug (who doesn't remember anything either) got up to take a shower. After her shower, she crawled into bed. I crawled in after her and was spooning her and HBSprite was on the other side of me in Ug's bed. Here I am, sleeping between two girls and 1) too drunk to do anything about it and 2) spooning the wrong chick.
I get up in the middle of the night to pee and when I come back, I crawl into bed with another girl who hadn't gone out because she was sick and I pass out. This girl eventually gets pissed and gets out of her bed and sleeps on the couch.
Everyone is mad at me in the morning for making sick girl not get any sleep so I leave the hotel room but offer to take HBSprite back to her hotel. She agrees although she barely talks to me and is very angry.
Instead of driving to her hotel, I drive to mine. She doesn't complain or say anything but is still visibly mad at me. We crawl into my bed and both go back to sleep.I wake her up later with some kisses to the back of the neck, she responds and we seal the deal.
Ug, HBSprite and I hang out the rest of the weekend and go to the lake, see the bats, etc. and HBSprite changes her flight to stay an extra night with me. If she didn't live in Cali, she could be girlfriend material. We really hit it off. Ug is really cool too and would make a great friend if she lived in Texas.
Lessons learned: Talk to everyone including Ugs, keep the frame on me, don't pass up a good opportunity when it presents itself, and quit drinking so much when going out.
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This was my response to a comment about my report.
I love your advice and it reminded me of the most important parts of the weekend. Duh me!
OK, not only was she very sexy to me. She also had been taking strip tease classes for the last year with her girlfriends and had just graduated from the most advanced level. She was eager to show me her moves.....
Also, this chick orgasmed like no other I have been with. It wasn't just multi-orgasms. Her orgasm just kept going on and on as long as I kept playing or fucking. Seriously - like 20 - 30 minutes long her whole body would shake.
I have never experienced anything like it. Lucky girl!
I finally tapped into this and would just play with her until she started to come and then would enter her. It was an amazing feeling haveing sex with her while her body is shaking and she is tightening on me!
I had 5 condoms with me and had to go buy more.
I had to go down to Austin for work again. Things haven't been going well with my investors and I have had very little sleep so I had planned on having a quiet weekend and catching up on sleep.
Friday for work, I had to be in the downtown area near where a lot of the hotels are. I started chatting up this friendly looking UG who was wearing a conference type badge. She mentions that she works for a company who my previous company was a major competitor with so we have a lot in common.
We had a great conversation and she invites me to crash their conference. They are heading out to Salt Lick (world's best BBQ) on a bus ride from the hotel and its all you can eat and drink.
"All you can drink for free" is one of my favorite phrases and just hearing it made all thoughts of sleep disappear.
She sneaks me onto the bus. Its a typical company event - all stuffy and full of work talk. The UG helps me come up with some facts I needed to blend in which helped me mingle. She is a lot of fun and I am enjoying her company however would never be able to hook up with her.
After the food and lots of drinks, the music starts up and most of the girls head to the dance floor with the guys being wall flowers. I am not going to be on soul train or anything but I can at least feel the beat so I am one of the few guys out on the dance floor shaking it and therefore, popular with the girls and danced with several.
Most of the crowd is of average looks except for two HB9 blondes who were hanging together. One was about 6' and thin, HBTall, and the other had perfect white straight teeth, HBTeeth.
I keep trying to dance with them and talk to them but they are more into dancing with each other to show off for the crowd. Also, neither of them could feel a beat if it was slapping them in the face so it was a bit of a turn off for me.
Instead, Ug has this really cute, tiny little Asian sprite friend she is dancing with. The girl could dance like nobody's business.
One thing not mentioned in the community much is attractiveness vs. sexiness and I would actually go for sexiness over attractiveness anyday.
Anyway, she is probably a 7 or 8 on most people's HB attractiveness scale but with the sexiness factor involved, she was a HB9 or HB10 for me.
I end up sandwiched and dancing between the two of them most of the night. After a lot of dancing and drinking, it is time to hop on a bus to leave. I make sure that Ug and HBSprite are with me and "coincidentally", we end up on the same bus as the two blonde HB9s. Funny how I had to stop into the restroom and they coincidentally caught up with us....
The girls and I sit towards the front. Everyone is rowdy on the bus after drinking all night and there is a group of guys in back really having fun and entertaining the bus. They are of course directing a lot of their attention to the two HB9s who get up in the aisles and start dancing and such.
The bus driver yells that everyone must sit down so I grab HB9Teeth and pull her onto my lap. We talk for a bit and I run Mystery's kiss test. She says "I don't know even know you" which isn't a "no" so I kiss her and we make out a little bit. (Running this test is much easier when fueled by alcohol).
Here is where I screw up - the guys in the back were having so much fun that I kept looking back to see what was going on and therefore, so did she which broke my frame. Eventually, I was AMOG'd by the group as an entity and she left me to go to the back with the guys. Stupid me - I should have kept her center of attention on me. Lesson learned.
I go back to chatting up Ug and HBSprite who are in front of me and we all get to cracking up. I am laying out the Cocky and Funny big time and even end up getting them to stand for a "butt off" to see who had the better ass.
The bus pulls up to the hotel and most everyone gets off. I go ask the bus driver if he will take us to 6th street (the big party street in Austin) and he agrees to take the remainder which is about 15 of us and includes Ug, HBSprite and the two HB9s.
Here is where I become "leader of men". I am the only one who had ever been to Austin so everyone starts following me. I take them to a shot bar so we can all do shots and then roll into a dance club where we all get more shots and then start dancing.
I am dancing with HBSprite a lot when HBTall comes up to me and grabs me away. She isolates me to a corner and said she was watching me dance all night and wondered why I hadn't talked to her. (I had tried many times earlier at the party but she kept getting distracted). S
he is hammered and slurring her words and having trouble walking. She says she likes my shirt and then wraps her arms around me and kisses me. I make out with her a little bit but realize that this is Fool's Mate. I hadn't done anything to "earn" her other than maybe being leader of men.
She is so drunk that I don't feel right doing anything with her so I pawn HBTall off to one of her friends with a recommendation that her friend get her home because she has had enough. Was this a mistake to let her go? I don't know and kind of doubted my decision the next day when I was sober. I could have hung out with her and not taken advantage of her yet set the stage for something later when she was in a better state.
Anyway, Ug and HBSprite and I leave the rest of the group to another dance club. Ug can hold her own and her and I drink too much. When the bars close, Ug offers for me and HBSprite to come back to her hotel suite she is sharing with 2 other girls. We take a bike taxi there.
Here is my last screw up for the night. I remember sitting at a table with Ug, HBSprite and another girl and then I was woken up in the morning by HBSprite shaking me as I was lying in some bed. I don't remember anything in between and all of the girls are mad at me.
It turns out, Ug (who doesn't remember anything either) got up to take a shower. After her shower, she crawled into bed. I crawled in after her and was spooning her and HBSprite was on the other side of me in Ug's bed. Here I am, sleeping between two girls and 1) too drunk to do anything about it and 2) spooning the wrong chick.
I get up in the middle of the night to pee and when I come back, I crawl into bed with another girl who hadn't gone out because she was sick and I pass out. This girl eventually gets pissed and gets out of her bed and sleeps on the couch.
Everyone is mad at me in the morning for making sick girl not get any sleep so I leave the hotel room but offer to take HBSprite back to her hotel. She agrees although she barely talks to me and is very angry.
Instead of driving to her hotel, I drive to mine. She doesn't complain or say anything but is still visibly mad at me. We crawl into my bed and both go back to sleep.I wake her up later with some kisses to the back of the neck, she responds and we seal the deal.
Ug, HBSprite and I hang out the rest of the weekend and go to the lake, see the bats, etc. and HBSprite changes her flight to stay an extra night with me. If she didn't live in Cali, she could be girlfriend material. We really hit it off. Ug is really cool too and would make a great friend if she lived in Texas.
Lessons learned: Talk to everyone including Ugs, keep the frame on me, don't pass up a good opportunity when it presents itself, and quit drinking so much when going out.
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This was my response to a comment about my report.
I love your advice and it reminded me of the most important parts of the weekend. Duh me!
OK, not only was she very sexy to me. She also had been taking strip tease classes for the last year with her girlfriends and had just graduated from the most advanced level. She was eager to show me her moves.....
Also, this chick orgasmed like no other I have been with. It wasn't just multi-orgasms. Her orgasm just kept going on and on as long as I kept playing or fucking. Seriously - like 20 - 30 minutes long her whole body would shake.
I have never experienced anything like it. Lucky girl!
I finally tapped into this and would just play with her until she started to come and then would enter her. It was an amazing feeling haveing sex with her while her body is shaking and she is tightening on me!
I had 5 condoms with me and had to go buy more.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Male chimps woo females with stolen food
http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?sid=281507
While the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, the same may be true for wild female chimpanzees, for a study conducted in West Africa has shown that male chimps steal fruits from local farms and orchards to attract female mates.
"We believe the males may be using crop-raids as a way to advertise their prowess to other group-members, especially the opposite sex. Such daring behaviour certainly seems to be an attractive trait and possessing a sought-after food item, such as papaya, appears to draw even more positive attention from the females," said Dr Kimberley Hockings from the University of Stirling's Department of Psychology, the lead researcher.
The study was carried out in the West African village of Bossou in the Republic of Guinea. According to the researchers, it is the only recorded example of sharing of plant food by unrelated, non-provisioned wild chimpanzees.
"It is unusual behaviour as even though the major part of chimpanzees' diets consists of plant foods, wild plant food sharing (defined as an individual holding a food item but allowing another individual to consume part of that item) occurs infrequently. However, in chimpanzee communities that engage in hunting, meat is frequently used as a 'social tool' for nurturing alliances and social bonds," said Dr. Hockings.
"This research shows that chimpanzees at Bossou use crop-raiding as an opportunity to obtain and share desirable foods, providing further insights into the evolutionary basis of human food sharing. In humans, the pursuit of certain foods is also strongly sex-biased; for example, it has been proposed that men in hunter-gatherer societies acquire large and risky-to-obtain food packages for social strategising and to garner attention," the researcher added.
The study showed that adult males mainly shared the spoils of their crop-raids with females of reproductive age, particularly with a female within the group who took part in most consortships.
"The male who shared the most food with this female engaged in more consortships with her and received more grooming from her than the other males, even the alpha male. Therefore the male chimpanzees appear to be 'showing off' and trading their forbidden fruit for other currencies, i.e. 'food-for-sex and -grooming'," Dr. Hockings said.
The study has been published in open-access journal PLoS One.
While the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, the same may be true for wild female chimpanzees, for a study conducted in West Africa has shown that male chimps steal fruits from local farms and orchards to attract female mates.
"We believe the males may be using crop-raids as a way to advertise their prowess to other group-members, especially the opposite sex. Such daring behaviour certainly seems to be an attractive trait and possessing a sought-after food item, such as papaya, appears to draw even more positive attention from the females," said Dr Kimberley Hockings from the University of Stirling's Department of Psychology, the lead researcher.
The study was carried out in the West African village of Bossou in the Republic of Guinea. According to the researchers, it is the only recorded example of sharing of plant food by unrelated, non-provisioned wild chimpanzees.
"It is unusual behaviour as even though the major part of chimpanzees' diets consists of plant foods, wild plant food sharing (defined as an individual holding a food item but allowing another individual to consume part of that item) occurs infrequently. However, in chimpanzee communities that engage in hunting, meat is frequently used as a 'social tool' for nurturing alliances and social bonds," said Dr. Hockings.
"This research shows that chimpanzees at Bossou use crop-raiding as an opportunity to obtain and share desirable foods, providing further insights into the evolutionary basis of human food sharing. In humans, the pursuit of certain foods is also strongly sex-biased; for example, it has been proposed that men in hunter-gatherer societies acquire large and risky-to-obtain food packages for social strategising and to garner attention," the researcher added.
The study showed that adult males mainly shared the spoils of their crop-raids with females of reproductive age, particularly with a female within the group who took part in most consortships.
"The male who shared the most food with this female engaged in more consortships with her and received more grooming from her than the other males, even the alpha male. Therefore the male chimpanzees appear to be 'showing off' and trading their forbidden fruit for other currencies, i.e. 'food-for-sex and -grooming'," Dr. Hockings said.
The study has been published in open-access journal PLoS One.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Back in Dallas
I am back in town for a few days after traveling to several cities. I just started a kick ass project that will last about a month. Good thing is, I love the project and get to work directly with all of the top executives of the company that hired me. Its always great to be around people who have made it in life.
I have several posts I have started that I need to wrap up - hopefully over the next couple of days before I hit the road again.
I am going to stray away from pick up for a bit and delve into finances, budgeting and a few other subjects.
Hope all is well.....
I have several posts I have started that I need to wrap up - hopefully over the next couple of days before I hit the road again.
I am going to stray away from pick up for a bit and delve into finances, budgeting and a few other subjects.
Hope all is well.....
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Cool routine
I went out of town this weekend and went to this happening club a bit early to beat the rush.
Was at the bar ordering me and my girl a drink when I saw this guy next to me taking pictures. The flashes caught my attention.
He was with one girl and her two friends. He fed his girl a cherry and took a picture as she played with it in her mouth and then ate it. He then fed her two friends a cherry and snapped pictures of them too.
Then he took three cherries and held them up for all three girls to go in at once and eat them. The girls all hesitated and eventually backed out of a 3 way kiss. However, I believe this was more to do with it being early and no one really in party mode yet.
Although he had poor execution, I give the guy an 'A' for effort. I later went up to him and told him I loved his routine. He smiled, knuckled me and moved on.
Was at the bar ordering me and my girl a drink when I saw this guy next to me taking pictures. The flashes caught my attention.
He was with one girl and her two friends. He fed his girl a cherry and took a picture as she played with it in her mouth and then ate it. He then fed her two friends a cherry and snapped pictures of them too.
Then he took three cherries and held them up for all three girls to go in at once and eat them. The girls all hesitated and eventually backed out of a 3 way kiss. However, I believe this was more to do with it being early and no one really in party mode yet.
Although he had poor execution, I give the guy an 'A' for effort. I later went up to him and told him I loved his routine. He smiled, knuckled me and moved on.
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